My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
It was natal eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years atrás when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, you must understand, this pinguim HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the gemada back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some mais gemada from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate natal K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? Or Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age you believe it. Even though presents get you fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think natal is about spending time with the ones you care about. Even if they are physcho and slap you when you say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well natal should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones you are around are nicer unless you don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and cantar from the inside.
"Oh, just a church. They're having their natal service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a list of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was seguinte to him started telling of his natal he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a pomba carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the música and they were cantar Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued