User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.
Cleverbot: No you just told me how old your brother was.
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: Are you annoyed now?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: *facepalms* You just asked me that!
Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.
User: That is impossible, for you are not sentient. You just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?
Cleverbot: But you just said that you know I'm not a robot.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!
Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.
User: Eat what? You can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No you are a robot.
User: *rubs temple* I give up.
Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.
User: Do you mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?
Cleverbot: Why do you like dolphins?
User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.
Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.
User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.
Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.
User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: But you told me that you are a robot!
User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.
Cleverbot: No you just told me how old your brother was.
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: Are you annoyed now?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: *facepalms* You just asked me that!
Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.
User: That is impossible, for you are not sentient. You just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?
Cleverbot: But you just said that you know I'm not a robot.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!
Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.
User: Eat what? You can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No you are a robot.
User: *rubs temple* I give up.
Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.
User: Do you mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?
Cleverbot: Why do you like dolphins?
User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.
Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.
User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.
Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.
User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: But you told me that you are a robot!
User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: oi that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are you hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: oi that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are you hitting yourself?
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. oi KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer por my side.. Want a round?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then mover back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..