Arlene: Take 1
Marlene: "Hey, guys!"
*penguins turn to look at her*
Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"
Marlene: "You will never believe this--"
Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."
Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*
Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*
Marlene: *looks back at him*
Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*
Marlene: T_T
Arlene: Take 2
Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now início to an Arctic mink!"
Marlene: "What?"
Kowalski: *starts examining her* "This is a rare opportunity to study an endangered species!"
Marlene: "Wait, wait, wait...what are you--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speaks in single syllables'."
Marlene: "That is absolutely--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth*
Marlene: "Oh! Kowalski! Where have your flippers been!?"
Kowalski: "Well, I was just working on a car engine...obviously..."
Arlene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth & swabs it with a Q-tip*
Marlene: *tongue still out of mouth* "I' 'arlee!"
Skipper: "Arlene..."
Private: "Arlene..."
Rico: "Arlene..."
Skipper: "Even her name's adorable!"
Marlene: "Skipper..."
Skipper: "She said my name!"
Private: "You alright Skipper? You seem a little gumsmack..."
Skipper: *starts walking to Marlene* "Isn't Private weird?"
Kowalski: "Not too close now, Skipper, I have barely begun my research..."
Marlene: "Research? Do you guys really, really think that I--"
Rico: *dog whistle*
...
Director: "Where's Julien!? I said he'd be in trouble seguinte time he's late!"
Julien: *runs through doors* "I'm here everybody! You may now begin to praise me!"
Director: "Where have you been?"
Julien: "You know local commutings, christen boats, kiss babies..."
Director: "You just got that line from a script..." T_T
Julien: "Your point is?"
Director: T_T
Marlene: "Hey, guys!"
*penguins turn to look at her*
Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"
Marlene: "You will never believe this--"
Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."
Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*
Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*
Marlene: *looks back at him*
Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*
Marlene: T_T
Arlene: Take 2
Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now início to an Arctic mink!"
Marlene: "What?"
Kowalski: *starts examining her* "This is a rare opportunity to study an endangered species!"
Marlene: "Wait, wait, wait...what are you--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speaks in single syllables'."
Marlene: "That is absolutely--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth*
Marlene: "Oh! Kowalski! Where have your flippers been!?"
Kowalski: "Well, I was just working on a car engine...obviously..."
Arlene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth & swabs it with a Q-tip*
Marlene: *tongue still out of mouth* "I' 'arlee!"
Skipper: "Arlene..."
Private: "Arlene..."
Rico: "Arlene..."
Skipper: "Even her name's adorable!"
Marlene: "Skipper..."
Skipper: "She said my name!"
Private: "You alright Skipper? You seem a little gumsmack..."
Skipper: *starts walking to Marlene* "Isn't Private weird?"
Kowalski: "Not too close now, Skipper, I have barely begun my research..."
Marlene: "Research? Do you guys really, really think that I--"
Rico: *dog whistle*
...
Director: "Where's Julien!? I said he'd be in trouble seguinte time he's late!"
Julien: *runs through doors* "I'm here everybody! You may now begin to praise me!"
Director: "Where have you been?"
Julien: "You know local commutings, christen boats, kiss babies..."
Director: "You just got that line from a script..." T_T
Julien: "Your point is?"
Director: T_T
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!