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Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although gatos are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and gatos instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutos sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, gatos shred.

I wonder if other cachorros think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation...
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Answers to 5 of the toughest perguntas women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an artigo in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five perguntas are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you amor me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these perguntas so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:



1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...
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I'm bored and procrastinating packing for the millionth time in my life so i looked up everyone's birthday number and it gave some cool info!
ps. i didn't know everyones years so i checked their profiles assuming that's right.

also i'm so so so sorry if i missed you i didn't mean to!

oh and i thought these facts were almost exactly right. :]
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Jenelle
~You Are a Guru
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to...
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CHAPTER THREE!
You’re a part of my entity, here for infinity!


G: Whaaat did shee saaaaay (8)
S: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
G: RAT????????
S:YES! YOU!
G: What?
S: This song again? Are you trying to kill me?
G: Oh my God. I forgot it’s on the black list.
S: Remind me to get you a memory someday.
G: Whatever. You know you amor my voice.
S: Who told you that again?
G: You. Remember when you…
S: …when I was drunk!
G: WHORE!
S: SLUT!
Tool: What is going on?
S&G: WHAT?
Tool: Why are you two arguing?
S: We’re not.
Tool: The whole block has heard you.
G: Did you hear anything? *looking at S*
S: Nope. And...
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