Jerry narrates the rest of the story.
Narrator: Testifying went just as well as I hoped. Thanks to Vito's suicide, I was able to stay away from the Costanza's for the rest of my life.
Judge: Mr. Costanza, for your crimes against the United States of Equestria, you will receive a life sentence in Chicagoat, the city where you committed most of your crimes.*Bangs his gavel*
Narrator: Michael was sad to lose me, and Vito as his employees, so the FBI gave him 50 grand, and a new Ferrari F40. He became good friends with Ivan when he saw that he also had a yellow sports car from Italy.
Ivan: *At a drag...
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