Crystal Ponies

In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate you guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: you see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking chá with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a pónei, pônei there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...

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AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did you got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...

As the mane 6 found Princess Celestia and Luna searching for the elements of of harmony to defeat Discord who is currently ruling Equestria with chaos and disharmony. "Hello can you ask me your name please?" asked Princess Celestia,"Sure I am Twilight Sparkle and theses are my friends arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, maçã, apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie," exclaimed Twilight Sparkle,"Hey sister did you find them yet, Oh who are theses friends of yours," asked Princess Luna,"Hey I know You Twilight, Rarity, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Fluttershy, maçã, apple Jack and Pinkie Pie. friends nope complete strangers to me."said...

This is my first artigo that I'm composição literária for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to arco iris, arco-íris Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 segundos flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...

Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the mural so that they could escape.

Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*

Twenty minutos later

Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car seguinte to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do you want to survive, or not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*...

We were all congratulating each other as we entered the Castle. "Pinkie Pie did a great job distracting Discord." I said with a giggle. Pinkie Pie beamed. "Thanks! Hey, Twilight, can you please do that spell on me again? PLEASE?!" Twilight Sparkle laughed. "Oh no, Pinkie. The results might stay permanent." Pinkie Pie murmured, "I wish..." arco iris, arco-íris Dash punched her fists. "Now, who's next?" She asked. "Hmm.... queen Chrysalis?" I suggested. "Aw yeah!" Said arco iris, arco-íris Dash. We walked inside the castle, and Celestia greeted us. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she is destroying everything. She has...

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all por myself. You, Tim, and everypony will amor it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*

Gran Turismo...

Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do you think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa oi there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel...

Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two minutos mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot mais FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...

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News - Biggest so far revolution begun in middle of Equestria. The revolt happens because of Leaked information's about hazardous effects of cores. Ponies do not want to use any of them now. They want skin of Doctor Jake that continues reschearch on "life saving project".
Jake - *on TV* I want everyone to calm down as Noone knew about them untill now. I will continue legacy of Doctor Dan and Doctor Steven and make something that will bring your sick closest!

Pony #1 - Bullshit! Death to those rats
Pony #2 - Kill those traitors!
Pony #3 - Yeah we will end dead before he will do it!
Snowflake -...

Principal - You did what?!
Dan - It's horrible... But true...
Principal - This kid is a ticking bomb...
Dan - Once he use this power after 1 hora he will simply die.
Principal - This thing killed your brother and you still test it!
Dan - No... It's only thing that can kill me...
Principal - You don't mean...
Dan - I'm losing it *looks out of window* my mind is getting mais corryoet mais I test myself, I'm slowly breaking. I want to did with him. Pathetic right... I'm scared of dying alone so I take my creation with myself. I'm an egoist...
Principal - ...



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Racing arena
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Announcer - And Void won the...