The Darkroot Garden.

Is Canterlot Castle on a mountain?

No, it's under the ocean.

Who raises the sun?

Lord Gwyn.

Who raises the Moon?

The sun.

Name 4 episode from season 1

Do Princesses Dream Of Magic Sheep?

What is Rarity's cat named?

Freight Car.

This question is for CheetahGirl. Where have you been?

Guess there's not going to be any response from CheetahGirl, so I'll ask the next question.

Who dared to stop the Sonic Rainboom and bring forth terrible futures because of such a thing?

Hitler.

Now this is from a fan fiction I wrote. When Rainbow Dash pulls heavy wagons, what four words help her pull them?

A. Fuck this stupid bullshit
B. I think I can
C: Don't give up Dashie
D: What am I doing?

E: I have the power!

What can happen in 10 seconds flat from Dashie?

Nothing.

Is Applejack strong?

She breaks boulders.

Is Rainbow Dash fast?

No. Her top speed is 75 miles an hour. And compared to today's machines, 75 is SLOW!!!

Rarity often does this in the show...

Eat candy.

What does Fluttershy do often in the show?

Masturbate.

Name a character that will be in season 6.

The Dazzlings.

What is the theme of Season 6?

Porn.

How many Equestria Girls movies are there?

There were never any.

What food did we all see Twilight gorge her face with?

Pizza.

Who got pregnant in season 5?

Everybody.

What did Spike give Rarity that was originally meant for him on his birthday?

A toy firetruck.

What happens in Make New Friends But Keep Discord?

There was an ugly barnacle that was so ugly that everyone died. The end. Did that help at all?

What happened in The Ticket Master?

Rarity taught Fluttershy how to fart non stop for ten seconds.

Name a My Little Pony fan fiction NOT written by me.

Guy.

What happens in Cupcakes?

Ponies made offers no one could refuse.

Describe Twilight.

She is an athlete.

Describe Pinkie Pie.

Nazi pony.

Did you watch any episodes of this show?

This show doesn't exist. It is a mere figment of our imagination.

Did YOU watch any of this show?

I have seen every episode.

What does Discord like to cause?

Harmony.

Applejack's mane is colored...

Black.

What happens in Flight To The Finish?

Nothing. Everyone had a lazy day.

What happened in Luna Eclipsed?

Luna eclipsed, and everyone went to her funeral.

What happened in Slice Of Life?

Life got sliced up, and nobody profited.

What happened in Thr Cutie Map?

Twilight Sparkle, and the rest of her gang went on a hunt for drugs, but got killed by Russians.

Are any of the ponies Japanese?

They are all German.

How many members of the Cutie Mark Crusaders are there?

There are 3




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Does that remind you of an earlier post I made? XD

What type of pony is Scootaloo?

She's a unicorn.

What kind of pony is Apple Bloom?

Applebloom is an apple pony. She is a pony in the shape of an apple.

Who said this line: I can't believe you took on all those dogs.

Hugh Hefner.

Who stole Twilight's crown?

Twilight Sparkle

Which pony in the mane 6 is an attention whore?

They are all whores, but not for attention.

Who tried to drain everyone's magic?

Applejack.

Fill in the blank: Rarity Takes ____________

Ponyville.

What does Rarity make?

Toys.

Do we see ponies play with Legos in any episodes?

Every episode has LEGO playing in the background.

Speaking of, did anyone step on a LEGO in the show?

Yes, Rarity steps on them constantly.

What does Applejack do on her farm?

She farms pears.

What cutie mark did Twist get?

A swastika made out of pretzels.

Do the ponies get presents from Santa?

He gives the gifts to himself.

Who's often seen spilling glasses of chocolate milk?

Applejack.

What is Rainbow Dash?