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posted by Seanthehedgehog
So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was composição literária about the rest of the ponies he knew.

Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, you see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.

Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, you get back in your...
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Hello, everyone, I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I fucking hate Banned from Equestria... But here's the thing. It could have been a good game. Now, I know what your all thinkig. "WHAT THE FUCK"!!! Now, here me out, Here's how the game could have been good

1. Catchy as Hell: The música in this game was really good. It had the MLP theme, Epona's theme from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Victory Theme from Final fantasia 7, and a lot of other catchy songs. Probably what made me play this piece of shit all the way through, only to hear the music

2. Fun exploration: Now, I amor point...
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posted by windwakerguy430
(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass in car)
Plum Jerkum: Okay, Micro Chip. How do the roads look
Micro Chip: I spotted the trucks going down Franklin Avenue. If you mover know, you should be able to catch up with them
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Starts driving) (dials number) ameixa Jerkum: Road Rage, how are you holding up
Road Rage: Wooooohooooo. This is intense as all hell. Thank Celestia I'm high, or I'd be freaking out
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials number) fogo Arm, how wre you handeling the boat
Fire Arm: Me and the barco are fine. I'm on my way right now
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials...
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posted by mariofan14
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.

They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
as cores galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.

Soft, like powdered sugar, or harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.

Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
"What do you mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted por a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, arco iris, arco-íris Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's castelo she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And arco iris, arco-íris Dash!" Pinkie...
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posted by Pikachufan25
" Oh oi Fluttershy! have you seen Derpy anywhere? " asked Pinkie pie. " Oh um sorry I haven't seen her yet today Pinkie... " Fluttershy thinks for a brief moment " You should try looking for her at the queque, muffin comprar says Fluttershy. Well... she does amor muffins replied Pinkie pie. Thanks for telling me that Fluttershy I probably wouldn't have even thought of looking at the queque, muffin comprar even though I know muffins are her favorito so anyway I'll see you later Fluttershy!!! I'm glad I could help said Fluttershy as Pinkie Pie walked away. So Pinkie Pie went to the queque, muffin comprar and surprisingly Derpy...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. You don't sound too well. Are you okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling you earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: You do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This dia just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see you when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote por Jordy_Dash, design of Black Snow por Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in pónei, pônei ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's casaco and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my casaco was a snow white and my...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, you know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that you quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never said anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess you should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: You should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. You could have hurt yourself....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful dia in Equestria. arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arco iris, arco-íris Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris, arco-íris Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic Show

One day, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a mesa, tabela with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied por chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so you said that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the topo, início of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking progressivo, para a frente to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, por having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pónei, pônei world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't you heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless you keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get you there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force


The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do you feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no comment at the time.
Reporter: Why did you let him free?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: You know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do you agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push you out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. You three enjoy staying here...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting seguinte to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the dia February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset por what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand por the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: You got it, but may I ask you a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't you be able to hear the train come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, you worthless prick.
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