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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting seguinte to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the dia February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset por what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jordan
Jordan
The seguinte day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand por the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: You got it, but may I ask you a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't you be able to hear the train come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, you worthless prick.
Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Episode 17

Sending A Letter

December 19, 1952

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Henry
Henry
Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever you say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have you ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. You should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a laranja Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to show up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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por the time aguardente de maçã arrived at Sweet maçã, apple Acres, everything was destroyed. Flim, and Flam weren't anywhere to be seen, but Granny Smith was there. Luckily no one was hurt.

Applejack: Well, we can't have Applebloom stay here.
Applebloom: Why would they do this?
Applejack: Well you see Applebloom, some ponies do very rude things, just because they don't like someone. They are known as assholes.
Braeburn: oi look. Rarity ain't that far. You can get her to take care of Applebloom while you're away.
Rarity: Do what now?
Applejack: I need you to watch Applebloom. Is that alright?
Rarity: Yes. Sweetie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another pónei, pônei to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help you send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as you can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do you know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a vulcão lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The arco iris, arco-íris

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be início until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like chocolate mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet maçã, apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After arco iris, arco-íris Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt arco iris, arco-íris Dash very severely.

Rainbow Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't you hit the mural you idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This pónei, pônei has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten mais laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do you think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, you get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank you so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A pónei, pônei dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Next morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, you look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see you now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little pónei, pônei when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my friends (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my friends were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
The seguinte day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, you get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to you as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived por Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The executioner was about to kill Robin capuz, capa when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin capuz, capa free now. Or else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin capuz, capa free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs seguinte to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con kept chasing marreco, drake until he got to a room where mais missiles were being launched.

Drake: You seemed to have lost me. Where do you think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: You were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are you doing this, when you can cadastrar-se me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see you Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going por my house. Frenchtown is right seguinte to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why you two say that.
Sean: It's from arco iris, arco-íris Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A arco iris, arco-íris Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta show Ian...
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