In the anterior part of M.C.C, Ryan had the idea of going past a railroad crossing while a train was about to pass, so that the police ponies would crash.

Blazin' Blue: *Goes past railroad crossing*
Ryan: Go faster. The train will be here soon.
Saten Twist: *Goes past railroad crossing*
Ryan: *Goes past railroad crossing* Hurry, hurry.
Night Frizz: *Goes past railroad crossing*
Mirage: *Goes past the railroad crossing*
Frank: *Goes past the railroad crossing*
Case Cracker: *Goes past the railroad crossing*

The train soon started going across, and the police ponies had to stop.

Sean: Oh great!
Jeff:...

The Hunger Games continued.. (Enjoy ^^) arco iris, arco-íris dash
saw everything cuz she could fly she saw comida and fresh water, since she can fly she had a special robot coming for her... Black Stilton sent the robots and he built a special one for arco iris, arco-íris Dash he sent it, this time he programmed the robots to gather up all the ponies and fight them so they did they all fought giving each other cuts and etc. The one sent for arco iris, arco-íris dash (i am eating a queque, muffin lol)
attacked her and held her wings and that made Dash fall, she fell on the ground with wounds and broken bones, she said "guys i will finish this"...

Our story begins when the young mare arco iris, arco-íris Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKIE: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! You made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKIE: *Still not seen yet* Oh that’s ok, you’re here now. What‘s a few mais minutes., I've been sooooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we’re gonna do, I haven’t stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breath I've been so happy....

It was as if time itself had stopped, Twilight stood there staring at the poor pegasus sitting there lifeless on the ground. Pinkie Pie trotted around the bookshelf looking for a cure. "Shoot there HAS to be someting we can do, I KNOW! We could ask Zecora." "Good idea Pinkie." said Spike.



Without speaking they ran off arco iris, arco-íris Dash carried Fluttershy in her arms. It took about a good short hora for them to reach Zecora`s hut. "Oh, why must Zecora live so far from here?" complained arco iris, arco-íris Dash.






Zecora was surprised to see arco iris, arco-íris Dash carrying Fluttershy in her arms. "Ah,what brings you here?...

It was a glorious dia in Ponyville, where everyone was doing their normal routines. (You probably know what that would be por now.) Today at the Ponyville school, the teacher, Cheerilee, was getting ready to read the class a story about "The Sleeping Mare", an old fairy tale. As she started to begin, there was a knock on the door. She got up to see who it was, and it was Big Macintosh, with a bouquet of rosas for Cheerilee, as it was nearing Hearts-and-Hooves Day. She gave him a big kiss for thanks, and the students saw it and were grossed out. All but a handful: Twist, Sweetie Belle, and Apple...

Welcome to the Royal Mare, we are glad to announce that the fã windwakerguy, has made us a logo, thanks wind! You made Emmy proud! Time for News! The hit role play "revolution" was released a few days atrás and has already hit the 500 posts mark! It has gone in to become the new roleplay of the club! Having tonnes of posts each dia Check it out! For a brilliant idea por our friend nocturnal mirage!
Our friend wind waker has made another role play, it is the fable rp, you decide how your oc/hero acts, in a way like fable! It has a good concept and can be fun, in other wind waker news,he called...

Well, here I am, with anouther grimdark spoof..

Although unlike the one for Cupcakes, this one isn't secretly trying to prove a point to everyone who claimed that the story forever scared them and other such stuff I find so damn silly.
But, however, this story will most likely prove to be much DARKER then the privious spoof. Cause in this one, characters actually die, instead of humorish ways of how they could servived. Plus the language is quite mature in this one
..
But anyway, lets get started...


RAINBOW FACTORY:
Spoof version


"Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice.

As the story we knew of...

maçã, apple Jack arrives at the successful maçã, apple orchard. She sees Big Macintosh and her best friend, Twilight Sparkle, talking to each other. Apparently, it had seemed that Big Mac had fished up one of his jokes to Twilight which explains her giggling.

"Hey y'all." she greets the two as she approaches them awkwardly.

"Oh. oi there AJ!" Twilight exclaims.

"Uhh...what's goin' on here?" maçã, apple Jack asks.

"We're just...talking. That's all." Twilight Sparkle gives Big Macintosh a stare.

"Eeeeeeeyup." He says. She chuckles.

"Well that's good to know." AJ says to her brother and best friend.

"Little sis,"...

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are you a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad you didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank you for your...

Outside of the castle, the sheriff was working with two twins in the King's army. Their names were Trigger, and Nutsy. They both looked exactly the same. The three were getting the trap set with hanging Friar Tuck.

Sheriff: Ok, now we just have Robin enter through here, and one of you shoot him.
Nutsy: Uh, where do we shoot him?
Sheriff: In the head, in the head! PAY ATTENTION!!
Trigger: I can do that *accidentally shoots gun*
Nutsy: Watch where you're shooting that you moron!
Robin: *in poor disguise* Money, for the poor.
Trigger: Let's give him eight bits
Sheriff: How about we laugh at him instead?...

In the Limousine which was where the king was

King John: Taxes! *laughs* We make them high, and rob the poor to feed the rich!
Mclaren: Yes sir, I agree! But I must inform you about something important.
King John: What is it?
Mclaren: The sheriff just spotted Robin Hood. His men lost him, and he's with Little John.
King John: Why do I have to fight somepony with the same name that I have?!
Mclaren: It's not my fault sir!!


Meanwhile further up the road

Robin: They'll be here soon.
LJ: OK, but why are we disguised as mares?
Robin: To fool them. Trust me, it'll work.
LJ: Alright. Let's get this over...

Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted you to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like you asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another pónei, pônei arrived. He wore a black fedora with a casaco in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did you know...

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do you have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....

One night, at a diner.

Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just lost a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop arroz Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: arroz Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are you ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*

Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.

Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did you hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What...

After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital

News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately arroz Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop arroz Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It was a secret organization we made to help stop ponies from commiting crimes. Now I will answer no mais questions. *walks...

The car chase soon begins!! YAY :D

Buddy: *going 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*

Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved

Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing...

The King's plan was to make the taxes higher. If anypony couldn't pay them, they went to jail. Nearly everypony went there, even Lindsay, and Clint.

Everyone, have their ups, and downs.
Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs.
But not in Trottingham.

At the church

Tuck: It's about to rain, and we have holes in the ceiling.
Reverend: We gotta do what we can to pay the taxes.
Tuck: We do, but how? We barely have any money
Sheriff: *walks in* Are you sure?
Tuck: Ahh! Sheriff! Uhh, if we don't pay the taxes, and you don't send us to jail we'll pay King John back another way!
Sheriff: Yeah, that's what everypony...

Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving seguinte to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until you do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for you two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah

Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.

Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*

The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.

Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: oi Duke, this isn't like you buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies...