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MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS pónei, pônei SCRIPT PART 3

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR pónei, pônei NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER REGIONS OF EQUESTRIA
"SOON VERY SOON TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU AND YOUR PONIES MAGIC WILL BE MINE FOREVER HAAAAAAAAA YES!!!

"BUT PRINCESS HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE WILL FALL FOR YOUR EVIL TRAP ?

"BECAUSE I KNOW TWILIGHT TOO WELL ?

IT'S MIDNIGHT AND EVERYPONY IS IN THEIR BEDS SOUND ASLEEP EXCEPT PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE TOO BUSY FOR HER friends STUDING ALCHEMISTY MAGIC CAN BE ADVENTUROUS AND DOWN RIGHT DANGEROUS AT TIMES AS SHE IS TRYING TO FIND A BOOK ABOUT THE DARKNESS PONIES BUT ONLY GETS THE STORY OF HOW NIGHTMARE MOON WAS CREATED.

SPIKE- TWILIGHT YOU BEEN UP FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS YOU SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP NOW? TWILIGHT SPARKLE SLEEPY TALK- "SPIKKKE YYYOU SHHHHOULDN'T WORRY TTTOOO MUCH ABOUUUT MEEE I'M FIND <SNORE> !

arco iris, arco-íris DASH- "AHHHH COME ON THAT WAS CHEATING YOU DOWN RIGHT TRY TO WING DIVE ME LIKE THAT YOU COULD OF KILLED ME NOT COOL GRAY DASH"!

RARITY- "YES HAAAA THOSE DRESSES HAVE FEELINGS NOW DON'T BE ABSURD IT'S FANCY CLOTHES THEY CAN'T COME TO LIFE NOW SCARITY IN FACT HERE'S YOUR pónei, pônei jaqueta "!

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME pónei, pônei I WILL KILL YOU ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE "?

PINKIE PIE- "SO CLOWN PIE HAVE A SMILING PIE IN YOUR FACE "! CLOWN PIE-"ARHHHHH YOU MUST DIE !!!

maçã, apple JACK- "HEY YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN I EAT YOU "! "WHAT HOW COULD YOU NO EAT ME STAY AWAY FROM ME ".

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "IT'S TIME TO SEND YOU EVIL DARK PONIES BACK TO HELL !!! ARGGGGGHHHHH YOU MANE SIX I THOUGHT WE WERE FFFFFFFRIENDS !!!

SUDDENLY THE 5 EVIL MANE PONIES ARE SENT BACK TO HELL SO IT WOULD SEEM.

MYSTERIOUS PONY- "WELL WELL IF ISN'T ARE MAGICAL HERO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE I COME TO TAKE ALL YOU MANE SIX'ES MAGIC FOREVER AS I RULE PONYVILLE DIES AND YOUR KINGDOM FALLS TO IT'S GRAVEYARD INTO DARKNESS FOREVER! HAAAAAAAAAA I THE queen OF MY TOWN WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU ?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "NO NO YOU ARE YOU pónei, pônei I FEEL AS IF YOU ARE queen CHRYSALIS ?

"HAAAAAAAAAA GOODBYE !

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 4 !

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Twilight Sparkle)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: You don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can you tell me mais about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our show where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, or played as characters in skits. For instance, arco iris, arco-íris Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The bunda bunda Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first dia of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...

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On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....

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The Storm Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her comprar after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...

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The Storm Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe said that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were seguinte to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that you did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need you to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once you return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 80 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 78 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what you did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did you do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know you didn't, but you need to be mais careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of mais repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: oi everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are you doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would you tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest estrela Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...

papillon Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement

papillon was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on topo, início of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...

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papillon Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she said yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: You shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...

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Sweet maçã, maçã, apple Massicure Spoof Part 3

posted by Canada24

This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..

Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe you can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what you ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of you in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest estrela Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. Or to be mais specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...

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A natal Story Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: You wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A flor that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...