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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Song: link

Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.

Hawkeye: oi Mike, why don't you play poker por yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one said we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker por himself*
Metal Gloss: All right. Now we can make some real money.
Mirage: I don't know about you guys, but me, and Dan decided we're going to try our hooves at Black Jack.
Hawkeye: Have fun with that. I'm going for slots.
Stylo: Same here.
Metal Gloss: I think I'll just watch.

At the Black Jack table

Dealer: *Sees Mirage put $800 on the table, so he does the same* Okay. Try to get as close to 21 as you can. *Puts down a 3, and a 8* Do you want to keep going?
Mirage: Just get me one card.
Dealer: *Puts down a 10* You got 21. *Gives Mirage $1,600*
Dan: My turn. *Puts $700 on the table*
Dealer: *Does the same, and puts down two 7's*
Dan: Two 7's? Interesting. I think I'll stop there.
Dealer: Well played. Your seguinte card would have been a Jack.
Dan: *Takes the money* I'll do one mais round.
Mirage: Then after that, we're leaving.
Dealer: Double the stakes?
Dan: *Puts $1,400 on the table*
Dealer: *Does the same, and puts down a King, and Queen, and a 9* Looks like you went over 21.
Mirage: Hold it. My friend did not ask for this card.
Dealer: Well, guess what? He got it anyway. So now, he has to-
Mirage: Don't bullshit us. You give two cards, and only give out extra cards when the player asks for it. Speaking of which, shouldn't you have two cards as well?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dealer: *Sweating* Security!!
Dan: Oh, like that's gonna-

A bullet hit the table, nearly hitting Dan.

Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: We better get out of here! *Leaving with Dan*
Security Ponies: *Following them*
Stylo: That doesn't look good.
Hawkeye: What did they get their selves into?
Security: *Returning*
Dealer: Did they escape?
Security: Yeah, with all of that money.
Hawkeye: Well, I think it's time we go home.
Stylo: I agree.
Metal Gloss: *Leaves with the two stallions*
Mike: *Still playing Poker with other ponies*
pónei, pônei 94: I'm losing to a Scottish retard!
Audience: *Laughing*
pónei, pônei 49: This is ridiculous!

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Let the games begin, as Pete hosts a series of games to get everypony in shape, and to relieve stress.

The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 11, 2016
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Tim: *Backs into his parking o espaço at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do you think it'll be ready por tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two mais friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A pónei, pônei in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over por Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: You need to show me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to show you anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what you say. I'm not showing you my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE REGISTRATION! YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a colina in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, you three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to pónei, pônei world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will you do.
Hunter - I'll give you advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arqueiro got a ride to the train yard por her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: You be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And seguinte time you have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arqueiro got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad pónei, pônei passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad pónei, pônei 53: We just had a car...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do you know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There you are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit por the knife*
Brett: Don't you dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your friends Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and you can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, or Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have you decided what kind of natal árvore you wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fogo house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.


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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed por power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman colina anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell you something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because you made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: You were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arco iris, arco-íris Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few minutos later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing seguinte to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are you enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well seguinte time Celestia is intoxicated, you should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadow castelo - Undead Realm
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Demon King - Sweet victory is in air...
Immortal Dvision Soldier - h-how ...
Demon King *slices Soldier* Silence fool...
Mare Demon - Do you wish to send troops to attack gate?
Demon King - First eliminate closest camp of enemy.
Mare Demon - As you wish my majesty.

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Closest camp
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Soldier #1 - Kids are our noblr killers, well we are dead

Soldier #2 - Why kids are in army.

Lightning - I like how people react to us... I really enjoy this fully.
Darkness - We sit here and wait for commands...
Whiteheart - Better for us...
*Explosion happens*
Bluewave - Medical bay...
Soldier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:50 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The rest of the ponies that were going to work on the tracks arrived in different vehicles.

Jeff: Okay, I removed the bad rails while we were waiting for you. Nopony is in the signal tower, so Percy is operating the switches. Let's lay down the new rails, put in new spikes, then add the ballast. Everyone ready?
Railroad Ponies: Yes.
Jeff: Great. Let's get to work.
Railroad Ponies: *Moving progressivo, para a frente in a machine that lays down new rails*

It set down the new rails, and as a lever was pulled, spikes were put in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Canada24
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.

"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" Said Rover, the lead Diamond dog.

"I'm not the one who got out smarted por a little filly" Ganger mocked.

"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.

"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. We might have a way to change you back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs gold in order to work" Rover told.

"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. You in or not!?" Rover cried.

"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted por the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*

Gran Turismo...
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505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do you copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.

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American and Canadian vessels.
16:30
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Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...

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GEA HQ
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Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that amor cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal rua racers, or cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when you go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if you take a look at the map, you will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are fogo departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, popular for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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Sean arrived at the airbase with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did you get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* You have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers,...
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