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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust you got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do you think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find mais weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for you tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. You stay here with me. If you can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, you can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, or an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.

Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche conversível for speeding.

Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what you know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
pónei, pônei 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are you even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
pónei, pônei 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell you about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed seguinte time, okay? *Gives the pónei, pônei a thirty dollar ticket*
pónei, pônei 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
pónei, pônei 994: *Driving away*

When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio

Andy: Y7, there's a pónei, pônei carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a pónei, pônei carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that pónei, pônei who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, or weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, showing his badge* Hi sir, how are you doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
pónei, pônei 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
pónei, pônei 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*

He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller

Andy: Uh oh.

Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.

Captain Jefferson: So you had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions you took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: You don't shoot anyone unless they open fogo on you. What are you going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet you know they're guilty. What do you do if they do nothing?

The three ponies stayed silent.

Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if you butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having you guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.

2 B Continued
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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: You all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill you (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute,...
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EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I said no magic. You were supposed to do it por hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make mais sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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Ok, yet another artigo that may or may not go into the recycle bin titled "may finish later," in which I shamelessly rip off the probable 15 minutos of hard work another fã put into their "episodic" series. Sorry, plazma, but this one's mine.

Pardon any mistakes or errors I make, because I have done zero research in the spirit of what literally anyone else on this site would do or not do.

I'm not sure on the demographic of this, but i've seen some divisive hate in the direction of newly-redeemed villain Starlight Glimmer. While I can't say I don't sympathize with the points and reasoning of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 13 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*

A C275 appeared

Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector,...
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