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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog

Dan from Someonebutnoone

And special guest estrela Smoky Joe from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 106: Show Off
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:39 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye and Stylo just stopped their freight train seguinte to Snowflake's tower. They were walking upstairs to talk to the pegasus in the yard tower.

Snowflake: *On the radio* Ten-4 City Of Denver. Wait in a siding until help arrives.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walks in*
Snowflake: *Turns around* Something I can do you two for?
Hawkeye: You can do me for five hundred bucks. I hope your pussy is tight.
Snowflake: *Angry* That's not what I meant.
Stylo: What he meant to say is we were wondering when the new pónei, pônei would get here.
Snowflake: Oh, Pete said he would be here at 9.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the clock* Looks like we have enough time to kill.
Stylo: What's our seguinte job?
Hawkeye: Pete told us to do some switching here until the new pónei, pônei arrived.

Thirty minutos later, Hawkeye, and Stylo were still switching in the yards. The new pónei, pônei was late.

Stylo: Shit. It's like he's not coming at all.
Hawkeye: *Slows down from 3 miles an hora to 2* Let's not worry about him. We have to get these freight cars into place.
Mike: *Uncouples a boxcar from their switching engine*
Stylo: *Smiles* That's where you're wrong. Our job is complete.
Hawkeye: What? You think I'm blind or something? Never mind. *Puts the engine in reverse* Let's get into a siding, and wait for mais freight cars.

The new pónei, pônei was Smoky Joe. He walked into the yards, and stood seguinte to Hawkeye, and Stylo's switch engine.

Smoky Joe: Hello.
Hawkeye: Hi. Are you the new pony?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Stylo: Where were you? Pete said you would be here at nine, but you're late.
Smoky Joe: I got held up in traffic. Pete said that my first assignment would be to work with you.
Hawkeye: We just finished some switching.
Stylo: We'll let you do it when another freight train comes.
Mirage: *Blows the horn on his train upon entering the yards*
Stylo: We're gonna need two mais switchers.
Hawkeye: I'll get them. *Goes out to find mais switchers to mover the freight cars*
Mirage: *Stops seguinte to Snowflake's tower*
Smoky Joe: I don't need another switcher to mover this. I can do it with this one locomotive.
Stylo: This only has the power to mover thirteen freight cars. Pierce is getting two mais switchers, and then we'll be set.
Smoky Joe: I can do it with only one engine. Watch me. *Drives the switcher back*
Mirage: *Uncoupling his engine from the train, and watching Stylo and Smoky Joe in the switcher*
Smoky Joe: *Gets the switcher onto the back of the train* Power!

When Smoky Joe tried to make the train move, the switcher's wheels slipped, and it didn't budge.

Mirage: *Moving his engines back into a siding*
Hawkeye: *Passing Mirage slowly in the two switchers* That new pónei, pônei must be one of those reckless bastards.
Smoky Joe: I don't understand. This train should be moving. You need better switchers.
Stylo: I told you, there are too many freight cars. This engine can only mover thirteen of them, there isn't enough power.
Hawkeye: *Gets the other switchers coupled up to the one Stylo and Smoky Joe are in*
Stylo: Now we have mais power.
Smoky Joe: *Pushes the freight cars at ten miles an hour*
Stylo: That's too fast.
Smoky Joe: No. Watch me. *Goes faster*
Stylo: *Applies the brakes*
Hawkeye: I was right. He is a reckless bastard.

The train stopped, and Smoky Joe was not happy as he glared at Stylo.

2 B Continued
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My coração is pure (her coração is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
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