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Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arco iris, arco-íris Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few minutos later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing seguinte to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are you enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well seguinte time Celestia is intoxicated, you should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told you that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear mais clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just you wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some vodka, vodca cupcakes.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* oi my blue amigo. How are you feeling?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No you wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, you can go. *Walking away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did you get your wings healed por Amtrak?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yes. I'm going início now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: You have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do you think you're going? *Blocking arco iris, arco-íris Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are you going to do?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make you break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: You wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. You heard everything. You were spying on us.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking arco iris, arco-íris Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two mais stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now you blue brat. Didn't you see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
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Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is arco iris, arco-íris Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take arco iris, arco-íris Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are you going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, you must go save arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean me go? You go, you have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that you were arco iris, arco-íris Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really arco iris, arco-íris Dash's friend, you will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
2 B Continued
Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arco iris, arco-íris Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few minutos later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing seguinte to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are you enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well seguinte time Celestia is intoxicated, you should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told you that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear mais clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just you wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some vodka, vodca cupcakes.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* oi my blue amigo. How are you feeling?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No you wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, you can go. *Walking away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did you get your wings healed por Amtrak?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yes. I'm going início now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: You have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do you think you're going? *Blocking arco iris, arco-íris Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are you going to do?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make you break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: You wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. You heard everything. You were spying on us.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking arco iris, arco-íris Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two mais stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now you blue brat. Didn't you see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
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Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is arco iris, arco-íris Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take arco iris, arco-íris Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are you going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, you must go save arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean me go? You go, you have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that you were arco iris, arco-íris Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really arco iris, arco-íris Dash's friend, you will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
2 B Continued
Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Mojo
Jojo
