posted by windwakerguy430
Twilight: (Singing Morning in Ponyville)
Wind: Can you keep it down? I have a hangover
Twilight: But Wind, today is a perfect day
Twilight: Today is not at all perfect.
Wind: (Sarcastically) Really? I never would have guessed. I mean, I thought everyday was gumdrops, lollipops, and all around total fuckery.
Twilight: Wind, I’m serious. All of my friends cutie marks have been swapped
Wind: What’s so bad about some stupid bunda stamp
Twilight: If their swapped, then there destinies are different
Wind: Oh, so what. Destiny, schmestiny. I am sure they amor their new lives.
(They clearly do not)
Wind: Well, that’s none of my concern
Wind: Okay, fine, I’ll help. What do we have to do
Mane Six: (Singing A True True Friend)
Twilight: Come on, Wind. Sing
Wind: Fuck no. I hate musical numbers
Twilight: Wind! Sing now
Wind: ………….. (Not even trying) A true true friend helps a friend in need. A friend will be there to help them see.
Twilight: (Uses her magic to finish the spell, then suddenly vanishes)
Wind: So is that it. Is there series over. Oh my god, I can finally end this awful series
(A light starts shining)
Wind: Oh goddamn it, she’s back
Twilight: (Start’s shining brightly)
AJ: Wow. What’s happenin’
Wind: OH MY GOD, IT’S SO BRIGHT BUT I CAN’T LOOK AWAY
Twilight: (Turns into an alicorn)
Rarity: Oh my stars. Twilight, you’ve become an Alicorn
Wind: (Blinded) Wow. If I wasn’t blind, I’d actually give a shit what was happening
Mane Six: (Singing again)
Wind: (With a pair of shaded glasses) What’s going on. I’m still a little blind from last night.