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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In cama with arco iris, arco-íris Dash. He kisses her* How long do you wanna do this?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah, I just need to talk to you about something.
Sean: Alright, come in.

The three of them went into the dining room, and sat at a table.

Sunny: It's about Cosmic Rainbow.
Sean: What about him?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Cosmic Rainbow? Have I met him before?
Sean: If you're asking us that question, chances are, you haven't.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Sunny: He's doing these impersonations, but he's terrible at it.
Sean: How are they terrible?
Sunny: He can't remember the lines.
Cosmic Rainbow: *Arrives* To infinity, and even further!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh god, he's trying to impersonate Buzz Lightyear.
Cosmic Rainbow: Actually, his name is Bus Lightyear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: To infinity, and mais infinity!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: How do I tell him to stop?
Sean: Just tell him the truth.
Cosmic Rainbow: To infinity, and back again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: To infin... *Can't remember what he's going to say*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: To infin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin-
Sunny: That's enough fins, we're not fish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: Sorry.
Sunny: Do you ever feel like you get tired of impersonating someone?
Cosmic Rainbow: Nope.
Sunny: Well you suck at impersonations.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets angry, and leaves*
Sean: When I told you to tell the truth, I didn't mean to tell him like that!
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked por those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but oi I won't give you any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so you can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are you helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel you will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Show yourself and stop using radio you are pissing me...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?

Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one mais time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' mais to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be mais to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arco iris, arco-íris Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov aguardente de maçã has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much mais serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the dia to dia activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: You know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You were supposed to make them laugh you idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunny
Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen you here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to cama with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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