On The Block Episode 12 Part 3 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole.

Audience: *Cheering*
Chip: Beat that if you will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Okay, watch this. *Hits ball that ricochets off of a tree, and goes very high into the air. It lands into the hole*
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Chip: Okay, I'm somewhat impressed. *Turns around, and rips his golf club in half*
Audience: *Laughing*

They finished the rest of the game, then went to the clubhouse.

Mitchell: So I tell him that if he ever comes into my bar again-
Otis & Chip: *Enter clubhouse*
Mitchell: Hi guys.
Otis: Talking to yourself again Mitch?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: A moment ago, somepony was here.
Chip: Well now the only ponies in here are you, me, and Otis.
Mitchell: *Looks around* I wonder how that happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: I don't know. Maybe they left?
Mitchell: That seems logical.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, the two female golfers Casey, and Elena walked into the clubhouse.

Otis: Hey.
Chip: oi yourself, I'm asking them out.
Casey: *Giggles*
Elena: There's two of us, and two of you. Why don't we double date?
Otis: I'm getting Elena!
Chip: No, I want Elena.
Otis: Why can't I have her?
Chip: Because Tom, you've been dating her in every other skit!
Otis: Did you just call me Tom?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut!!
Caddy & Olson: *Walk onto stage* We didn't get to say any of our lines!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Just go back into position.
Otis: What the hell were you thinking not calling me por my character's name?!
Chip: I'm sorry, it was an accident! They happen.
Elena: But he is right, you do encontro, data my character in every skit we have.
Otis: *Points at the director* Blame this c**t!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: He got drunk, and thought there was a zombie panda, but he was just attacking a police officer!
Director: What does that have to do with what she told you?
Otis: You are making this show go downhill, and we aren't even finished with season 1 yet!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: This skit has gone into a complete disaster. We will try this again in season 2.
Chip: If there is a season 2.
Audience: *Laughing*

Up seguinte is The Movie Studio

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My Little pónei, pônei Pictures

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pónei, pônei Personality Test

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fogo dash: A Link Between Death part 1

posted by jordy_dash

It was the early years of celestia, celestia and Luna had just turned discord to stone, their brother fogo dash was heavely injured as before celestia and luna used the elements of harmony, he fought discord and this is his story

"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" said celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, you can always trust me" the young prince said bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when you return you teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and said to her brother with cheer...

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Equestria Girls plot summary

posted by johnnyrivera

Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her início dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back said artifact por winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won said vote three times over,...

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Dirty Harry Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peter's wife, Kayla

At the hospital, a pónei, pônei on a cama was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed por news reporters.

News: Can you tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying you beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If you touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend you of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...

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The truth about queen Chrysalis' Life: PART 1

posted by soomin1208

Yes, yes. queen Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with queen Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...

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Golden Iris part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with you Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see you have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do you know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can you get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Another title screen

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do you want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...

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Score has gone missing part 3...........We gotta rescue her!

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my Dia das bruxas costume Ah wore...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some bolo de copo shoutouts, so if you haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Comments will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement por the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...

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my little pony:tree friends are magic chapter1

posted by flippy_fan210

Flippy(not flipped out)

Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal dia for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party comida was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....

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Leaked My Little pónei, pônei Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little pónei, pônei ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 1

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight was studying on a normal dia when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! said Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! said Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help you said Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am esmeralda and thank you so much said the green unicorn.
Your welcome said Twilight.

To be continued........................

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A Canterlot Wedding - Review

posted by StarWarsFan7

There was nothing entirely wrong with this episode. Afterall, it was a season finale. It had awesome songs: B.B.B.F.F, This dia Arias, Love is in Bloom. My favorito out of those songs is This dia Arias. It has great vocals provided por Princess Cadance and queen Chrystalis. Speaking of, I want to marry Shining Armor's voice or someone with his voice. It was perfect. I swear I died when I heard him say, "Twilee[/i]. I thought it was very cute how he and Twilight Sparkle were so close before she came to Ponyville. It was sweet of him to amor Twilight Sparkle even though she was upset with him...

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My fan-pony's cutie-mark story(Electra)

posted by shadowknuxgirl

~Just another lonely filly~

(Note: This is told from Electra's point of view.)

I sighed as I slowly trotted across the clouds. Again, I was alone. I had friends, sure, but they weren't BEST friends. I always thought the reason that I didn't have best friends was because of the way I looked. My casaco was the same color as Nightmare Moon's. Most filly's had bright, vibrant colors. But I was pitch black. My mane was always frizzy, no matter how hard I tried to brush it. Though its dark and light yellow as cores were mais inviting, it didn't help much. Though on dimmer days, or when it was night, or any dark area, my mane and...

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The problem with Applebloom: Part 7

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"All done!" The filly snickered.

"What are we gonna do first, what are we gonna do first?" Applebloom asked rapidly, unable to wait any longer. "Let's see here,..." Twilight said, opening a "Sleep-over" guide-book. "How about a make-over?" Twilight asked. "Make-overs? Hmm..." Applebloom stated as she began to think, "OK! But you go first!" Twilight got some make-over supplies out from the closet and brought them over to Applebloom. "Alright!", Twilight said, "Make me look prettier than Rarity!" After a while, Applebloom finally finished her "masterpiece". "All done!" The filly snickered. "Take a look!" Applebloom couldn't...

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The problem with Applebloom:Part 3

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"What could be more fun than organizing books?"

"Twilight, you lied to me!" Applebloom moaned "This is boring!" "BORING?!" Twilight exclaimed, "What could be mais fun than organizing books?" Applebloom gave her an "Are-you-serious?" look. "Um, how about NOT organizing books?" Applebloom stated, as if the answer couldn't be mais obvious. "Fine, we can take a break, what do YOU want to do?" Twilight sighed. "Hm..." Applebloom thought for a brief moment,"can we get some ice cream?" "Ice cream?" Twilight thought aloud, "I guess that wouldn't be so bad, sure!" But as soon as Twilight opened the door, Applebloom rushed out of the house faster...

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Fluttershy

posted by StarWarsFan7

When Fluttershy is first introduced in the series, she barely manages to tell Twilight Sparkle her name out of shyness, going so far as to be reduced to whimpering in fear. However, she becomes very conversational when she notices Spike the baby dragon, and implores him to tell her "everything" (which he does), all the way to Twilight's residence.

She is terrified of full grown dragões and repeatedly freezes in place when she and her friends go on an expedition to confront a dragon in Dragonshy. Twilight Sparkle encourages her and tells her that her understanding of animais will come in handy...

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The Cutie Mark Chronicles

posted by StarWarsFan7

♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best maçã, apple gatherers, aguardente de maçã tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. aguardente de maçã leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to cadastrar-se her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as jantar arrives. But it turns...

arco iris, arco-íris Dash

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