This is the part where Aquamarine's characters make their appearance
Ralphie: *In bed. He wakes up to the whistle of a train, and remembers something*
Randy: *Sleeping in bed*
Strange. Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair, which it came to be known, was pushed out of my mind as I struggled to come up with a way out of the impenetrable BB gun web, in which my mother had me trapped.
Ralphie: Santa. Yeah, I'll ask Santa.
Of course. Santa. The big stallion. The head honcho. The connection. Ha, my mother had slipped up this time.
natal Eve, we were in downtown, watching the parade por Higbee's Toystore.
Marching Band: *Playing Oh natal Tree*
Ralphie: *Getting impatient* Mom, if we stay here any longer we won't be able to see Santa.
Mother: Don't worry Ralph, Santa's not going anywhere.
Carollers: *Singing Deck The Halls on a wagon being pulled por humans*
Marching Band: *Playing Jingle Bells*
Randy: *Sees a pónei, pônei dressed as Mickey Mouse* Mickey, Mickey!
Mickey Mouse: *Running in parade*
Wizard Of Oz Characters: *Chasing Mickey*
Monkeys: *Pretending to attack Mickey, then run away*
Mickey Mouse: *Embarrassed*
Ralphie: Mom, this is just the same dumb old parade as last year.
Mother: Ralphie, will you please calm down?
Ralphie: Mom!
Mother: Hush!
Dad: SHUT UP, Ralphie!
Acrobats: *Doing carrinho wheels*
Pony: *Driving a trator with Santa Claus on a trailer*
Randy: Santa! Santa!
Ralphie: Can we go now? Can we?
Mother: Yes, let's go.
In the store, Blue Fedora is dressed as Santa. Double Scoop, and Aqua Marine are dressed as elves.
Blue Fedora: Ho, ho, ho!!
Double Scoop: *Sends filly down a slide*
Ralphie: Come on Randy! *Walks towards line*
Mother: See Ralph? The line's not that long. Get in there, and we'll come back to meet you.
Ralphie: Okay.
Parents: *Walk away*
Ralphie: *Gets in line with Randy*
Tom Foolery: Young stallion. Hey, kid! Just where do you think you're going?
Ralphie: Going up to see Santa.
Tom Foolery: The line ENDS here. It begins THERE. *Points to the very end of a very long line*
Ralphie: Oh no. Come on Randy. *Goes to the end of the line*
The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute, and I was at the end of it.
Weird Pony: *Wearing Pilot's capacete with goggles* I like Santa.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances.
Witch: *Walking towards everypony in line for Santa* Hello everyone. *Goes to Ralphie* I'll get you my pretty.
Ralphie: Don't bother me. I'm thinking.
Witch: *Shrugs, and walks away*
Weird Pony: I like The Wizard of Oz.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Weird Pony: I like the Tin Man.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Gradually, we got closer to Santa.
Aqua Marine: Come on kid! *Pulls potro, colt to Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: If Higbee thinks I'm working one minuto past 9:00, he can kiss my hooves. Ho ho ho.
Ralphie: *Hears announcer on speaker*
Announcer: Attention shoppers, the store will close at 9 PM, in five minutes.
Great Scot, the store was about to close.
Blue Fedora: And what do you want for Christmas, Billy? A toy truck? Get him off my lap
Double Scoop: *Takes Billy off of Blue Fedora's lap, and pushes him down a slide*
Blue Fedora: Oh, I hate the smell of tapioca.
Aqua Marine: *Pulls Weird pónei, pônei to Blue Fedora* Come on!
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!!
Double Scoop: *Puts weird pónei, pônei on Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!
Weird Pony: *Gets scared, and screams*
Double Scoop: *Takes weird pónei, pônei off of Blue Fedora, and pushes him down slide*
Aqua Marine: Come on!! *Pulls Randy to Blue Fedora* Quit dragging your hooves!
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!!
Double Scoop: *Puts Randy on Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!
Randy: *Gets scared, and screams*
Blue Fedora: Ah, uh oh.
Double Scoop: *Takes Randy off of Blue Fedora, and pushes him down slide*
Aqua Marine: Come on kid! *Pulls Ralphie to Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!!
Aqua Marine: COME ON!
Santa Claus: HO! HO HO! *spins Ralphie around* HOOOO... HOOO... HOO... And what's your name little colt?
Double Scoop: Hey, kid! Hurry up! The store is closing
Aqua Marine: Listen little colt, we have A LOT of ponies waiting here, so GET GOING!
Ponies: *Complaining*
Blue Fedora: What do you want for natal little colt?
Oh no, I forgot what I was going to say! I came all this way prepared with what I wanted to tell Santa, and I was blowing it!!
Double Scoop: Come on kid.
Blue Fedora: How about a nice football?
Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Blue Fedora: Okay, get him out of here.
Double Scoop: *Gets Ralphie to the slide*
A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: *Gets shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up* No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Blue Fedora: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Ralphie: *His mouth hangs open when a trombone is heard in a song*
Blue Fedora: Merry Christmas. *Uses his back leg to push Ralphie down the slide* Ho, ho, ho.
Ralphie: *Goes down slide* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sees Randy seguinte to him*
Mother: *Skipping with Dad, and Wizard of Oz ponies*
Dad: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of ass. Well, thanks everypony, but I have to go now. I'll see you in Oz folks. *Sees Ralphie, and Randy* Well.
Randy, and Ralphie: *Stand up*
Dad: Did you get to see Santa?
Ralphie: Yeah.
Dad: Did you tell him what you wanted for Christmas?
Ralphie: Yes.
Dad: Did he ask if you were good?
Ralphie: No.
Dad: Don't worry. He knows. *Walks with his family* He always knows.
Blue Fedora: Okay Chris, down you go!
Double Scoop: *Pushes potro, colt down a slide*
Blue Fedora: Ho, ho, ho!!!!!
2 B Continued
Ralphie: *In bed. He wakes up to the whistle of a train, and remembers something*
Randy: *Sleeping in bed*
Strange. Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair, which it came to be known, was pushed out of my mind as I struggled to come up with a way out of the impenetrable BB gun web, in which my mother had me trapped.
Ralphie: Santa. Yeah, I'll ask Santa.
Of course. Santa. The big stallion. The head honcho. The connection. Ha, my mother had slipped up this time.
natal Eve, we were in downtown, watching the parade por Higbee's Toystore.
Marching Band: *Playing Oh natal Tree*
Ralphie: *Getting impatient* Mom, if we stay here any longer we won't be able to see Santa.
Mother: Don't worry Ralph, Santa's not going anywhere.
Carollers: *Singing Deck The Halls on a wagon being pulled por humans*
Marching Band: *Playing Jingle Bells*
Randy: *Sees a pónei, pônei dressed as Mickey Mouse* Mickey, Mickey!
Mickey Mouse: *Running in parade*
Wizard Of Oz Characters: *Chasing Mickey*
Monkeys: *Pretending to attack Mickey, then run away*
Mickey Mouse: *Embarrassed*
Ralphie: Mom, this is just the same dumb old parade as last year.
Mother: Ralphie, will you please calm down?
Ralphie: Mom!
Mother: Hush!
Dad: SHUT UP, Ralphie!
Acrobats: *Doing carrinho wheels*
Pony: *Driving a trator with Santa Claus on a trailer*
Randy: Santa! Santa!
Ralphie: Can we go now? Can we?
Mother: Yes, let's go.
In the store, Blue Fedora is dressed as Santa. Double Scoop, and Aqua Marine are dressed as elves.
Blue Fedora: Ho, ho, ho!!
Double Scoop: *Sends filly down a slide*
Ralphie: Come on Randy! *Walks towards line*
Mother: See Ralph? The line's not that long. Get in there, and we'll come back to meet you.
Ralphie: Okay.
Parents: *Walk away*
Ralphie: *Gets in line with Randy*
Tom Foolery: Young stallion. Hey, kid! Just where do you think you're going?
Ralphie: Going up to see Santa.
Tom Foolery: The line ENDS here. It begins THERE. *Points to the very end of a very long line*
Ralphie: Oh no. Come on Randy. *Goes to the end of the line*
The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute, and I was at the end of it.
Weird Pony: *Wearing Pilot's capacete with goggles* I like Santa.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances.
Witch: *Walking towards everypony in line for Santa* Hello everyone. *Goes to Ralphie* I'll get you my pretty.
Ralphie: Don't bother me. I'm thinking.
Witch: *Shrugs, and walks away*
Weird Pony: I like The Wizard of Oz.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Weird Pony: I like the Tin Man.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Gradually, we got closer to Santa.
Aqua Marine: Come on kid! *Pulls potro, colt to Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: If Higbee thinks I'm working one minuto past 9:00, he can kiss my hooves. Ho ho ho.
Ralphie: *Hears announcer on speaker*
Announcer: Attention shoppers, the store will close at 9 PM, in five minutes.
Great Scot, the store was about to close.
Blue Fedora: And what do you want for Christmas, Billy? A toy truck? Get him off my lap
Double Scoop: *Takes Billy off of Blue Fedora's lap, and pushes him down a slide*
Blue Fedora: Oh, I hate the smell of tapioca.
Aqua Marine: *Pulls Weird pónei, pônei to Blue Fedora* Come on!
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!!
Double Scoop: *Puts weird pónei, pônei on Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!
Weird Pony: *Gets scared, and screams*
Double Scoop: *Takes weird pónei, pônei off of Blue Fedora, and pushes him down slide*
Aqua Marine: Come on!! *Pulls Randy to Blue Fedora* Quit dragging your hooves!
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!!
Double Scoop: *Puts Randy on Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!
Randy: *Gets scared, and screams*
Blue Fedora: Ah, uh oh.
Double Scoop: *Takes Randy off of Blue Fedora, and pushes him down slide*
Aqua Marine: Come on kid! *Pulls Ralphie to Blue Fedora*
Blue Fedora: HO, HO, HO!!
Aqua Marine: COME ON!
Santa Claus: HO! HO HO! *spins Ralphie around* HOOOO... HOOO... HOO... And what's your name little colt?
Double Scoop: Hey, kid! Hurry up! The store is closing
Aqua Marine: Listen little colt, we have A LOT of ponies waiting here, so GET GOING!
Ponies: *Complaining*
Blue Fedora: What do you want for natal little colt?
Oh no, I forgot what I was going to say! I came all this way prepared with what I wanted to tell Santa, and I was blowing it!!
Double Scoop: Come on kid.
Blue Fedora: How about a nice football?
Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Blue Fedora: Okay, get him out of here.
Double Scoop: *Gets Ralphie to the slide*
A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: *Gets shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up* No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Blue Fedora: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Ralphie: *His mouth hangs open when a trombone is heard in a song*
Blue Fedora: Merry Christmas. *Uses his back leg to push Ralphie down the slide* Ho, ho, ho.
Ralphie: *Goes down slide* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sees Randy seguinte to him*
Mother: *Skipping with Dad, and Wizard of Oz ponies*
Dad: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of ass. Well, thanks everypony, but I have to go now. I'll see you in Oz folks. *Sees Ralphie, and Randy* Well.
Randy, and Ralphie: *Stand up*
Dad: Did you get to see Santa?
Ralphie: Yeah.
Dad: Did you tell him what you wanted for Christmas?
Ralphie: Yes.
Dad: Did he ask if you were good?
Ralphie: No.
Dad: Don't worry. He knows. *Walks with his family* He always knows.
Blue Fedora: Okay Chris, down you go!
Double Scoop: *Pushes potro, colt down a slide*
Blue Fedora: Ho, ho, ho!!!!!
2 B Continued
