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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know you spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at everything.
Chinese General 2: I don't see how this rips off Indiana Jones.
Con: An Equestrian meeting up with chinese.
Chinese General 3: That makes sense.
Chinese General 1: Why are we here Mr. Mane?
Con: I think you know, just as well as I do. ISIS.
Chinese General 1: That new terrorist organization?
Con: That's right. Not only have they been executing journalists from Equestria, and England, but they also plan to come after you when they take all the eastern regions of the Middle East. The United States would like to form an alliance with you against ISIS.
Chinese General 3: No thank you.
Chinese General 2: We will deal with them ourselves.
Con: Everypony in that group is dangerous. It'll be impossible to take them down por yourself.
Chinese General 1: We are part of the Chinese Army. We can deal with anything. Now please leave us.
Con: Can't you understand we're trying to help?
Chinese General: *Grabs gun* Leave us, or die!
Con: *Flips mesa, tabela onto generals, and runs away*

Song: link

Chinese General: *Hits button*

An alarm went off, and Chinese soldiers grabbed guns, and started running up towards the restaurant.

Con: *About to run downstairs, but sees the Chinese Soldiers* Well, so much for my escape. *Runs toward a window*
Chinese Soldier 4395: Shoot him. *Shooting bullets at Con*
Con: *Hiding behind table, and shoots two soldiers*
Chinese Soldier 87: *Throws grenade*
Con: *Crawling towards a small mural with a gong*

The explosion did not hurt anypony.

Con: *Gets up, shoots three mais soldiers, then hides behind gong*
Chinese Solder 754: *Shooting at Con, but his bullets hit the middle of the gong*
Con: *Holds pistol out in open, and shoots a chinese soldier in the neck*
Chinese Soldier 66: *Shooting gong*
Chinese Soldier 6839: Hold your fire!
Chinese Soldier 66: No! Shoot the gong until it falls!

So that's what the chinese soldiers were doing.

Con: *Shoots window*
Chinese Soldiers: *Continue shooting the gong*
Chinese Soldier 48: Cease fire! *Slowly walks towards the gong* He's gone!

Stop the song. Con jumped out of the window he shot with a parachute, and landed safely on an isolated street.

P: *Calling Con on his wristwatch* Come in 0007.
Con: I'm here sir.
P: Have the Chinese decided to form an alliance with us?
Con: Negative. They threatened to kill me, so I left.
P: That's not good, but I have important news.
Con: Shoot.
P: Do you remember Pinkie Pie?
Con: Yes.
P: She was your boss before I was, but she faked her death, and allowed me to take over. Now it's a possibility she might come back.
Con: Excellent. Where is she?
P: So far, all I know is that she's in the human world.
Con: What is she doing there?

Theme song: link

In the human world, Blackgryph0n was watching a video where Pinkie Pie was with the rest of the mane 6.

Blackgryph0n: Pfft, Pinkie. If you're real, I'm giggling at ghosts too.
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of computer screen* Hi.
Blackgryph0n: AH!! *Falls off chair* AH!!

Pinkie Pie, breaking the 4th mural since 2010.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Con Mane story

The Return Of Pinkie

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Parcival as P
Pinkie Pie as herself
Lyra as Miss Moneybit
Spike as S
Fenix Lighter as himself
Germans as good ponies
Alicorns as bad ponies
Twilight Sparkle as Ice Cube
Princess Cadence as Jessica
Max as Vito Denille
Mary Sue as herself
Sunny Rays as Sally
arco iris, arco-íris Dash as Rain Bouvier

Skip the song to 3:43

Cars used for fanfiction

Alfa Romaneo as Alfa Romeo
Chevronet as Chevrolet
Coltillac as Cadillac
Dodge as itself
Fillys as Willys
Flam as Ford
Flim as Buick
Foallari as Ferrari
Hoofington as Plymouth
Lamborghini as Lambronyni
Lunastar as Chrysler
Lunicorn as Lincoln
Marecury as Mercury
Meuzda as Mazda
PMC as GMC
Skyline as Nissan
Vriendscoupe as Volkswagen
I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean:...
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While me, and aguardente de maçã were in the cooler, the other prisoners met por one of the huts.

Sigmund: These guys mean business.
Volk: They really showed us who's boss.
Pablo: It's only the first dia Volk, relax.

Suddenly, two cars showed up por the entrance to the camp. In one car, was three Nazis, and the other one had two changelings, and a pony.

Shredder: *Looking at cars*
Jade: Don't pay too much attention, they'll notice us.
Sacred Symphony: I'll go tell the princess. *Walks into hut*

Inside Gilda's office

Gilda: *Signing papers*
Changelings, and Nazis: *walk in*
Queen Chrysalis: *Puts suitcase on...
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Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony said "Let's go this way!" And I said "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the pónei, pônei Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to cadastrar-se their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend arco iris, arco-íris Dash. They were sleeping when this all happened.

Nazi pilots: *flying...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up mais along the way.

Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.

Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping you would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else you want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank you for your cooperation.
Michael:...
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posted by elsafan1010
I tried to put all the characters here. Let me know which one is your favorite.

Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Princess Cadance
Spike
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Discord
Minuette
Lyra
Lemon Hearts
Twinkle Shine
Queen Chrysalis
Thorax
Tirek
Cozy Glow
King Sombra
Moondancer
Derpy Hooves
Sweetie Drops
Derpy Hooves
Doctor Whooves
Trixie
Daisy
Granny Smith
Golden Delicious
Big Mac
Pearbutter
Bright Mac
Applebloom
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Twist
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Babs Seed
Pip
Cranky
Matilda
Grogar
Spitfire...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Luster Dawn: [after listening to the story] "So, even though everything changed and you moved away from your friends, you didn't grow apart? And this is the Council of Friendship? That's what you're all doing here?"
Rainbow Dash: "Duh! This time every moon."
Applejack: [chuckles] "What she means is this is how we've been ruling together."
Rarity: "And how we've continued to face every problem and threat to Equestria over the years."
Pinkie Pie: "But mostly, it's how we keep in touch. No matter how busy life gets."
Twilight Sparkle: "Sometimes friendships can be hard, and it takes work to maintain...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a colina in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, you three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*...
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Los Angeles, 1964

Jared: *In the bar with Saten & Tareq*
Saten: Well, thanks for a ano of covering for a dead nerd.
Jared: I heard Hayden gave you a hard time for the first two years.
Tareq: We got a new pónei, pônei starting after you leave tomorrow. His name's Brett.
Jared: Have you met him yet?
Saten: Nope.
Jared: Let me know what he's like when you do meet him.
Tareq: Sure.
Saten: Right now, you deserve a toast.

When the three stallions received their beers, they hit the glasses together, and enjoyed their drinks.

Next morning, Saten met Brett. They would be working together on the Super Chief....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal coração to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are you friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, seguinte to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a pónei, pônei in this car
Nikki is drag racing a pónei, pônei in this car


Nikki: *Sees the pónei, pônei in his car* Enjoy that car while you can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the pónei, pônei racing her* You picked the wrong pónei, pônei to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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Everyone in this town is fucked up!
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - oi Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - oi Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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