I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. por now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood, and as we passed a house I heard someone say my name. "Justin! where are you heading?" Jeremiah, a ginger with blue eyes and long hair, ran up to me. "I told you, don't call me Justin. I prefer to be called Mr. Nimbly." I said, feeling very annoyed. "Okay, grumpy. Where are we headed?" i glared at him. "I'M headed wherever Jewel takes me." I snapped. "Okey dokey!" he said, skipping after me. Jewel led me to a forest, and we stopped por a small flor bush. "There it is!" she said, pointing at something with her paw. "What? I don't see it." I said. "then get closer, idiot!" she yelled at me. I leaned progressivo, para a frente and saw a tiny blue dot. "Hmm... a portal." i said, poking at it with my cane.
Now, I don't remember exactly what happened afterward, but I remember waking up outside a forest. I looked down at my hands, but saw they were hooves instead. "hmm..." i said, patting my head, and then, *clunk* I found what I was looking for. "Ah, a horn. We're in Equestria." I told Jewel. I glanced over, and saw Jeremiah, who was now a thin stallion with light yellow fur. "Come along, Jeremiah." I said, setting off with Jewel on my back. I followed a path, knowing that it lead to Ponyville. "Um, Nimbles?" Jeremiah said, calling me that stupid nickname he made up for me. "what?" I said irritably. "How do you know we're in Equestria?" I lifted an eyebrow at him. "A brony knows his facts, Jeremiah." I told him. As we reached Ponyville, a rosa, -de-rosa mare seemed to pop out of nowhere. "Hi! Welcome to Ponyville! Who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie." she said very quickly. "I, am Mr. Nimbly." I said. Jeremiah skipped up to her. "I'm Jeremiah! Nice to meet you, honey." he said. Jewel climbed up to my ear. "What's with Jeremiah and having nick-names for people?" she asked. I shrugged. "I don't know, Jewel." Pinkie Pie smiled. "Well, let me show you around!" she said, bounding off. I pretty much had no choice but to follow.
Now, I don't remember exactly what happened afterward, but I remember waking up outside a forest. I looked down at my hands, but saw they were hooves instead. "hmm..." i said, patting my head, and then, *clunk* I found what I was looking for. "Ah, a horn. We're in Equestria." I told Jewel. I glanced over, and saw Jeremiah, who was now a thin stallion with light yellow fur. "Come along, Jeremiah." I said, setting off with Jewel on my back. I followed a path, knowing that it lead to Ponyville. "Um, Nimbles?" Jeremiah said, calling me that stupid nickname he made up for me. "what?" I said irritably. "How do you know we're in Equestria?" I lifted an eyebrow at him. "A brony knows his facts, Jeremiah." I told him. As we reached Ponyville, a rosa, -de-rosa mare seemed to pop out of nowhere. "Hi! Welcome to Ponyville! Who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie." she said very quickly. "I, am Mr. Nimbly." I said. Jeremiah skipped up to her. "I'm Jeremiah! Nice to meet you, honey." he said. Jewel climbed up to my ear. "What's with Jeremiah and having nick-names for people?" she asked. I shrugged. "I don't know, Jewel." Pinkie Pie smiled. "Well, let me show you around!" she said, bounding off. I pretty much had no choice but to follow.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One mais soco will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The seguinte dia Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The seguinte dia Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)