Oh, my god. I can tell a lot of you are going to hate me if you have read the story considering the amount of people that amor it. I just finished leitura a MLP shipfic that was not just aleatório as hell, but it was borderland stupidity. The story, is the overrated garbage that is only known as Spike's arco iris, arco-íris Dash.... Please be merciful in the comments.
Why do I hate this story so much... Well, first of all, I didn't find the opening enjoyable at all. Of course, the shipfic is a dead give away to who the shipfic involves (Honestly, you don't even have to think. Its as obvious as can be) Though, even if it didn't have the obviously predictable title, the story spoils the whole story in only ONE FUCKING minuto INTO THE FANFIC!!! I'm not kidding, it literally just happens out of nowhere. Also, the shipping is stupid. The shipfic involves Spike and arco iris, arco-íris Dash (Lets face it, it was obvious to the beginning) and how make a bet to see who can make the other fall in amor with the other... Sounds like it would lead to funny antics, right........... Well, I think Lex Luthor put it best. WRONG!!! Pretty much one character gets every character to start betting on who will win the bet. And, you get to see such characters as Vinyl, Octavia, Diamond Dogs, Trixie, Iron Will, Berry Punch, a cockatrice.... Wait, what... Yes, even Everfree forest creatures can place bets. Even Princess Celestia and Princess Luna bet. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!!! These are not at all the princesses we've come to know and love. Their just greedy gamblers. And who would this pónei, pônei be that caused this gambling problem... It would be Pinkie Pie... Yes, Pinkie Pie actually puts here friends privacy and dignity in danger for a good laugh....... Not going to start getting mad just yet. And, also, Spike and arco iris, arco-íris Dash keep preventing each other to make the other fall for them so long, that the gamblers just (You wouldn't believe it if I told you) Start having a flame war over who is better... And, this is the fault of Pinkie. Okay, now its time to get mad. I'm going to say something thats going to piss you all off, but I got to say it. Pinkie Pie in this fanfic is a total stupid bitch! Yes, you heard me right. She's stupid for making this plan without worrying about the troubles it would cause for everyone, but she's a cadela, puta because she thought about laughter before her friends safety. I still amor Pinkie from the show, but fanfic Pinkie, FUCK YOU!!! And, finally, after ten chapters of that shit, we get to the last chapter where arco iris, arco-íris and Spike have a moment that is in every shipfic............. right? Again, quoting Lex Luthor WRONG!!! I'm not even joking when I say that the scene where Spike and arco iris, arco-íris open up to each other is the shortest chapter in the whole fanfic. I am dead serious. And they just sit watching the sun, and, it would seem, their eyes don't burn up por doing so. And........... Thats it. What happens to the flame war? What will happen with Spike and Rainbow? Why is Pinkie Pie a cadela, puta in this? Who won the bet? How did this game cause so many problems? WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY UNANSWERED perguntas THAT NEED ANSWERS?!
In conclusion, this story is god awful. Its one of the worst, if not the worst MLP shipfic I've ever read. But, hay, thats only my opinion. What's Your Take