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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Episode 42

Good To See You Again

July 10, 1955

It was like any ordinary dia in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.

Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring.
Stylo: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Cutting bored.
Stylo: Gamebored.
Hawkeye: Floorbored.
Stylo: Checkerbored.
Hawkeye: All abored.
Stylo: I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: That's what they all say.

A passenger train arrived, and passengers started getting out.

Mirage: *Looking around station*
Hawkeye: Hold up.
Stylo: What is it?
Hawkeye: I don't believe. Nocturnal Mirage, over here!
Mirage: Pierce? *Walks over to Hawkeye* Good to see you again. What are you doing here?
Hawkeye: My job.
MIrage: No kidding, you work here?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Mirage: I was just going to get a job here myself.
Stylo: Interesting.
Hawkeye: We need to get going, but we'll talk to you later Mirage. Good luck on your interview.
Mirage: Thanks.

Hawkeye, and Stylo got in the train, while Nocturnal Mirage went to Pete's office.

Pete: *Signing papers*
Mirage: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: Hello sir, I'm the new worker you asked for.
Pete: Ah, yes. Come on in.
Mirage: With pleasure. *Walks into office*
Pete: So, how old are you?
Mirage: Twenty two sir.
Pete: encontro, data of birth, and where?
Mirage: March 20, 1933, Hungary.
Pete: For a Hungarian pony, you sound british.
Mirage: I moved to England when I was three, but when the segundo world war started, I moved here into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: I remember that war. We had twenty five big boys delivering soldiers, food, vehicles, weapons, and other supplies to the United States Army.
Mirage: What's a big boy?
Pete: You'll get to see one later.
Orion: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: What now Orion?
Orion: He's back.
Mirage: Who?
Pete: This bus driver. He's so drunk, that he thinks he's a real bus.
Mirage: Oh boy.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting seguinte to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: You two officers gotta help me. An laranja unicorn roubou my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
 A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad pónei, pônei 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad pónei, pônei 30: *Also watching the tree* You know when the train gets here?
Railroad pónei, pônei 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad pónei, pônei 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad pónei, pônei 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is mais action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...
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Applejack: You out-nightmared the scariest part of the milho maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did you do all this?!

Fluttershy: After you left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: You came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after you in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky mural that made it difficult for you to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) oi good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a   minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when limão Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and limão Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, you need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it said sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A guindaste finally arrived, and the pónei, pônei operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German pónei, pônei 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied por nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't you mover any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte morning, Case biscoito, bolacha was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do you think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello you three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful dia in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to show you the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the baía Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare arco iris, arco-íris Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosa, -de-rosa mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! You made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? You called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: You could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: You came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case you were wondering.
Amanda: Did you take our advice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten segundos later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: You two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. You gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: Or not....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's dividido, dividir it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* oi man, just curious. What kinda armas do you have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda armas you have, and whether they're good or not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda armas do you have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan pónei, pônei 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: You vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do you suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...
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In the anterior part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a pónei, pônei shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a pónei, pônei to a human.

Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.

Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.

One on of the freight cars of Nikki's...
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We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...
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A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't you come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing you just finished...
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