posted by Seanthehedgehog
aguardente de maçã was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth bolinho, queque you had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, aguardente de maçã went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet maçã, apple Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make you feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating aguardente de maçã Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered por anypony.
As aguardente de maçã was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave aguardente de maçã an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the topo, início of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That pónei, pônei who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that you don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of pónei, pônei you are, you mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create mais ponies, so we won't need you anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, aguardente de maçã was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, you had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but you drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course you are. You drank too much water, and you don't feel well. Drink some Ginger cerveja, ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One mais pergunta Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
aguardente de maçã felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would you like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did you get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would you like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive you of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give you six pairs of wings, and you can have them por tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do you think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are you not feeling well?! Maybe you should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that aguardente de maçã was the one shouting to her.