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 Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D
Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D
lol. Hearts and Hooves dia is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.


Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, or stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I amor him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on amor isn't going to succeed.
Everyone had stuff, they got teddy bears, flores not so big that the teacher would take it up.Everyone BUT me. Vocal Sparks. Even though like during my crush on Gamer Beats, 4 people asked me out. but no, I would need perseverance to get what I get. & I noticed that, no matter how long it takes, you have to do SOMETHING to make your amor to like you.
The teacher sounded like she was those teachers from Charlie Brown. Good thing we had to do early switches. And also, good thing we were going to a fun nice teacher's class.& somehow, we went from solar systems, to weddings. Hmm, sounds like an interesting story, huh?
"Come on, Ladies Colt, whats that paper there?" I knew this conversation wasn't gonna be very.......on topic. "Oh, this? animê Freak gave this to me." "YOU AND animê FREAK?" It was literally really funny, we burst in laughter. Though, I felt bad for animê Freak. She really liked him. & then Ladies potro, colt HAD to talk about "cheating and in a marriage." Hey, Fun Study, what would happen if you were hanging out with a man and your husband sees?"
This talk went on for another 7 minutos until we went to band, or what today was going to be called," Matchmaker Service"But before we left, Gamer Beats said before he left to math class(he needed extra help with math, so they put him in math today instead of band),"So, are you going to the dance?" I always went to those great, messed up dances, like last time at the natal dance, I was being chased por Gamer Beats with my crutches. Another long story.But why would I lie? "Yea." "Well, I'm going to the dance with Adrianna, and my girlfriend said it was alright." Well, that just broke a piece of my coração mister, but why would he need to tell me that? He knows I wouldn't have the guts to even ask him to the dance as friends.
So, off to band we went. We sat in our seats, and we had another substitute today, so no saxophone for me :( (yes, i play saxophone) but at least we didn't have mais worksheets like yesterday. So matchmaking service, off we go(me and Chatterbox are the matchmakers, except when it comes to Gamer Beats, it's just her).
"Hey angel Soul, If doces Sweets asked you RIGHT NOW, would you say yes or no?" He didn't answer, just like the last 5 times.It was so cute!Just like- never mind. And then everyone was looking at me. "What?" "You DO know that Chord Strings likes you, right?" Ugh! This talk again. I didn't wanna break little string's heart, but I didn't like him.Gross stuff happened. Flappy pónei, pônei Happened. And that was it. If I told you what had happened, you would've probably left this article.And now we went to math class.
We learned about really small reviews, learning angles with a protractor. a LOT of people missed 4 out of six. but I made a 100. So, I sat in the back. Gamer Beats was on the other side of the row. People kept leaving and moving, so at some points, it was just me and Gamer Beats.
I couldn't resist to look at that cute face, but when I looked at it, something was very wrong about him. For some reason, the person that I like, I know all of their faces and emotions. Then, nosy me heard a conversation with Ladies potro, colt & Gamer Beats,"I got in freakin' trouble, and I can't be at the party" Oh, so that's what is wrong with him.
It was time to go to the Valentine's party. Without Gamer Beats(says the very desperate mare).it wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. But Gamer Beats came in time for the party."The principal wasn't even there"The sino rang, and that was our cue to get dressed, and go to the gym. Hmmmm. i wonder how I'm going to mess up this dance.
posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pónei, pônei stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's topo, início student, i always thought there was something mais to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're mais than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted por his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's show is here.

Tom: Now, most of you probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give you an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and you stop at a red light. Do you ever try to mover an extra inch or two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when you see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. You just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining you with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most recent film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His recent role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but you know what another popular target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now you assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do you really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy show without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, or the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, or Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things you should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: You know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where you can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help you officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. You know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black conversível with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the conversível they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times por a blue unicorn. He gets punched one mais time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted por the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are you angry at me?
Jake: You owe me an apology for the way you talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are you getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: You quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 or something, idk), is that this club has lost its backbone. The recent year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught por ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid you don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. natal day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your dia outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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maçã, apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know you two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some mesa, tabela covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good dia VOID. I never thought you will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah you see this. My project. frutas of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. You know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But you know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may mover body or stimulate brain. And this segundo thing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his víbora passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...
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