posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.
Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking you back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!
Two hours later in Denver
Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: That was a very retarded thing for you to do.
Gordon: I don't give a fuck.
Pete: You are suspended from work until new year's day.
Gordon: Whatever. *walks away*
Percy: He's always getting suspended, isn't he?
Jeff: Well, we're going to get back to the servicing facility, and work on the engines.
Pete: Good for you. At least somepony actually cares about their work.
Two mais hours later
Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Pete: How did it go?
Hawkeye: Good. Everything you asked for is all set.
Pete: Alright. Let's get everything out of the train then.
Workers: *Getting boxes out of train*
Pete: Are you excited to know what's in there?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I really want to know.
Pete: Well, I'll tell you guys tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: You've got no mais work to do for now, why don't we play poker?
Hawkeye: Sounds good to me.
Pete: I'll make an announcement. *Walks to his office*
Hawkeye: *Sits on bench*
Pete: *Speaking in microphone* Attention, anypony that wishes to play poker may meet me in my office.
8 minutos later, Pete, Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, Percy, and Jeff were playing poker. So far, Percy had mais money then anyone.
Percy: Ok, one mais round.
Hawkeye: How about mais then one round? I'm nearly bankrupt here.
Percy: Maybe you guys can play mais then one round, but I'm not. I am tired, and want to go home.
Pete: Alright, I'll deal this time *dealing cards*
Coffee Creme: *Counting money* Percy has fifteen dollars, Pete has fifty bits, I have four dollars, Pierce has eight dollars, and Jeff has one dollar, and fifty bits.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Coffee Creme: Don't you speak french? I said three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, you understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Pete: Jeff, how many?
Jeff: Just one.
Pete: Ok, *gives Jeff one card* And I will take three *takes three cards* Let's start betting.
Coffee Creme: I'll go all in.
Hawkeye: All in? She put in four dollars, so I might as well too *Put in four dollars*
Jeff: I'll have to go all in as well *Puts $1.50 in*
Percy: You're going to regret doing that *Puts four dollars in*
Pete: *Puts fifty bits in* Alright, show your cards.
Coffee Creme: Full house of tens, and queens.
Hawkeye: Full house of kings, and queens.
Jeff: Aw fiddlesticks. Only three of a kind.
Percy: Four of a kind, and they're all aces.
Pete: You might've won every round so far, but this one is all mine. Royal flush.
Hawkeye: How is that possible?
Pete: Good instincts. Now, it's time for us to go home.
seguinte morning, when everypony arrived at the station, it was decorated in natal lights, and a sign hung from the roof saying Merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: Oh, I get it. Those decorations were in the boxes that we brought over here.
Coffee Creme: They're so magnificent.
Pete: What do you think?
Hawkeye: It's beautiful sir. It really is.
January 1, 1953
Hawkeye: *Finishing up letter* None of us got any presents, but we didn't care. Those decorations were amazing, we were together, and Gordon was suspended from work.
Your son, Pierce Hawkins.
On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails
A safety video gets filmed on the Union Pacific.