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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I thought detention was going to be me, Ms. Donatello, and whoever else had gotten into trouble that week. Well Ms. Donatello was there, and so was I, but upon arrival I saw it was just the two of us.

Ms. Donatello: You're late.
Rafe: Where is everyone?
Ms. Donatello: I asked Mrs. Stricker to take the other students. I was hoping you, and I could just talk.
Rafe: (This is bad.)
Ms. Donatello: Have a seat.
Rafe: *Sits down*

None of us said a word. I just sat there, facing my desk. I was asleep when the sino rang.

Mrs. Stricker: All students taking the late bus início should proceed to the boarding area now.
Rafe: *going to door*
Ms. Donatello: I'm disappointed in you Rafe. You have so much potential-
Rafe: I need to catch my bus *leaves room*

I survived to be tortured another day, but just like with Miller, I wasn't sure how much longer I could hold off Ms. Donatello.

When I got início from detention

Leo: Only two lives left, 89 rules left to break, and you've got 340,000 points.
Rafe: That's good. So what do I get anyway?
Leo: Get?
Rafe: Yeah, for all these points. They gotta be worth something right? What do I win?
Leo: Depends on how many points you finish with. You need at least a million.
Rafe: For what?
Leo: A week of base jumping at the Grand Canyon, all expenses paid.
Rafe: I'll need training.
Leo: No problem. We'll get you the best.
Rafe: Then, white water rafting. All the way down the Colorado.
Leo: And rock climbing, back out of the canyon, where your Aston Maretin Vanquish, and a fake driver's license await.
Rafe: Sweet. Oh, what about Jeanne Galleta? Put her in too.
Leo: That'll cost another 200,000 points, but I'll throw in Bear. Then he gets lost in the wild, and adopted por real bears.
Rafe: In that case, let him get eaten por real bears.
Leo: Nopony gets hurt, remember? It's already in the notebook.
Rafe: I'll make an exception.
Leo: No exceptions. Besides, you need that No Hurt Rule. It's the only part of all this that Jeanne will actually like.
Rafe: You know. You oughta try talking to real ponies. They'd like you if you did.
Mom: *knocks on door* Rafe, are you in there?
Rafe: Just a second! *putting everything away*
Mom: No, not in a second. We need to talk, right now!!
Rafe: Alright *goes out of room*
Mom: Now, come into the living room.
Rafe: *Goes into living room* What's up?
Mom: Did you have detention today?
Rafe: Kind of.
Carl: Kind of?!!? KIND OF?!!? What does that mean?!!?
Mom: Carl, take it easy. I got a call from Mrs. Stricker. She says she left a message here last week. Do you know anything about that?
Georgia: *Arrives* What's going on? Is Rafe in trouble?
Carl: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Mom: Don't talk to her that way! Georgia, honey, this is between Rafe, and us. Go on now.
Georgia: *leaves*
Carl: You're grounded for a week.
Mom: Hold up, I wanna hear Rafe's side of this story.
Rafe: I don't really have a side of the story.
Mom: Rafe? I'm going to ask you something else now, and I want an honest answer. Does Leo have anything to do with this?
Carl: Again, with the whole Leo thing? I've had it up to here with that! I don't wanna hear the name Leo in this house again. Understand? You.. freak.
Rafe: YOU'RE THE FREAK!!
Mom: That's enough, both of you!! Rafe, you're grounded until further notice. Carl, you cool off somewhere. I don't wanna talk to any of you right now.

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google imagens
added by LavenderLily
Source: To their rightful owners
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we cadastrar-se them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do you have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... you was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your bunda soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : you right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. you opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen por Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to mover but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pónei, pônei
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show you them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a denunciar of a pónei, pônei trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the segundo story of cinderela II: Dreams Come True. I hope that you will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny dia in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, or just relaxing their dia away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other mais often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rua to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pónei, pônei get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pónei, pônei was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the laranja stallion asked. "Our seguinte target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR friends but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are you okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do you have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do you need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google