posted by Seanthehedgehog
Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened
Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If you return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks or not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do you mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army. We'll be sending them to their início to check on Ponyville, and keep things in line.
Diamond Tiara: Back to Ponyville? Are you mad? Not with Sean the hedgehog, and Shredder still around.
Silverspoon: Where are they anyway?
Colonel Kramer: We believe they are not here. Instead they're making their way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia. Now Celestia, does this change your personality? Will you give us the info we need to attack Manehattan?
Cadence: Nothing has changed.
Colonel Kramer: Most unfortunate.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *grabs syringe*
Sean: *walks to stairs*
Cadence: *waits in chair*
Sean: *reaches bottom of stairs* Just a wonderful dia to kill a princess-
Diamond Tiara: *stands up*
Sean: Don't move.
Colonel Kramer: *picks up phone*
Sean: No, I advise you not to Colonel. Me, and the lieutenant here have everything under control. Lieutenant, drop the gun.
Sean: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Shredder: *drops gun* What the fuck are you talking about?
Sean: Sit down.
Shredder: *Sits down* Major, if I live to be 100.
Sean: You're nothing lieutenant. Nothing, but a punk. A segundo rate punk.
Colonel Kramer: If I might say something major?
Sean: All in good time colonel. All in good time. I was about to simply tell you about the princess, but first we must get some things down first. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon here are traitors, and idiots.
Silverspoon: Don't listen to him Colonel, that's bulls-
Sean: Shut it.
Silverspoon: *Stays quiet*
Sean: Allow me to introduce myself. Major Johann Schmidt, SS military intelligence.
Colonel Kramer: Can you prove that?
Sean: Certainly, but before I do I want you to call down one of your guards. I know fancy talking, and how to make things interesting.
Colonel Kramer: *grabs phone*
At the alpine bar
Major Von Hapen: French? I seem to remember that the cathedral was on the other side of the square.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Wow.
Major Von Hapen: Of course, everyone makes mistakes, ja?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah, it's pretty easy to forget. *rubs head*
Major Von Hapen: *looks at arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Fraulein, you seem to be a little bit distracted. Is it the drinks?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah. Can we go início please?
Major Von Hapen: Of course. Follow me, and I'll take you to the cable car.
Back at the castle
Sean: *drinking whiskey* Right. Now that we're all comfortable I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the lieutenant *points to Shredder* He's an assassin. A member of the American O.S.S. His job is to shoot you colonel, and you General Rosemeyer. Now we go to these two fillies here. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon claim to be a part of the Nazis, but really they are in the pónei, pônei alliance.
Silverspoon: That's not true
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!!
Sean: Their job was to get a job for your army, being friends with Twilight Sparkle, and all, just to trick you.
Diamond Tiara: That's also not true. You can't prove any of this!
Sean: I can't? Any denials lieutenant?
Shredder: *stays quiet*
Sean: Now, Celestia *grabs pistol* Why don't you show us who you really are.
Cadence: *does nothing*
Sean: *shoots Cadence's chair*
Cadence: *gets rid of disguise* My name is Princess Cadence, I don't rule Canterlot. However I do rule the Crystal Empire.
Sean: Thank you. Having successfully defeated the Nazi forces in Canterlot during the Grand Galloping Gala, what was the seguinte part of our plan? To sabotage the Nazi's plan of attack. How? Create a fake plane crash, with someone disguised as Celestia on board, and allow herself to be tortured, and brought here just to allow a perfect excuse for soldiers of the pónei, pônei alliance to rescue her.
General Rosemeyer: And you Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
Sean: To make my way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia.
Colonel Kramer: That's incredible.
Sean: It certainly is.
General Rosemeyer: You are going to give us proof of who you are.
Sean: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am what am I doing here? What can I hold against the Third Reich? Maybe.. *looks at Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon* It was these two, being confused on which side to join, so they attack both for no reason.
Silverspoon: We all work through contacts! It wasn't neccesary, or seguro for us to know where our orders are coming from!
Sean: That's true, especially since I know his name, and you don't *shows name to Colonel Kramer* segundo General, you have a very powerful radio transmitter. Get a call to Dr. Robotnik in Mobius.
Shadow: *walks into Robotnik's room* Dr? Dr?!
Robotnik: *waking up*
Shadow: It's Colonel Kramer from the Schloss Adler on the telephone. *grabs telephone* He says it's very urgent.
Robotnik: *takes phone* Yeah? Dr. Robotnik speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can you describe him?
Robotnik: That will not be neccesary. Ask him to show you his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
Sean: Sure *shows right forearm*
Robotnik: Now two parallel scars should be there three centimeters above.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Robotnik: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did you get those?
Sean: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Robotnik: That is right. So tell him he's a traitor!
Sean: Tell him he's a renegade.
Robotnik: *laughs* And honestly, he sounds so much like Sean The Hedgehog.
Colonel Kramer: Thank you Dr.
Robotnik: No, thank you colonel. Good night. *hangs up* Give me the water!
Shadow: *gives Robotnik glass of water*
Returning to the Schloss Adler
Sean: As you know Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon are careless imbecules. They even hate everypony in Ponyville, and decided to rebel against them.
Silverspoon: There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake!
Sean: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. Schwarts, would you be good enough to get everyone paper, and a pencil? We're going to find out everyone's side of the story.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *goes to get papers, and pencils*
2 B continued