Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and soco a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did you just call me?
passenger: You heard me you british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do you think you're doing?!
Bartholomew: Something that you deserve *throws passenger out of train*
passenger: *flying* I'm a pegasus! Nice try!
Bartholomew: If you're a pegasus why are you taking the train?
passenger: Why not? *gets back in*
Bartholomew: (Lazy bastard.)

After that, another train passed

Bartholomew: *frightened* Whoa. *goes to check mais tickets*
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Bartholomew: Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Why are we stopping?! *teleports to engine* Why did you stop?
Coffee Creme: Red signal. Take a look for yourself.
Bartholomew: *looks out cab* Ok, I don't get it. There's red. And then there's two mais signals below that. Which one is green?
Hawkeye: At the bottom.
Bartholomew: Then what's in the middle?!
Hawkeye: That would be yellow.
Bartholomew: What does yellow mean?
Hawkeye: That means we can proceed, but with caution.
Bartholomew: Oh. *embarrased* Carry on *teleports back to train*
Hawkeye: I hope he doesn't terrorize any of the passengers.
Coffee Creme: If you ask me, he probably doesn't have what it takes to be in the army.
Hawkeye: Maybe he was in the army, but got a screwed up personality with all those ponies he killed.
Snowflake: *signal turns yellow*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Bartholomew: *appears* Did the signal change?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it just turned yellow.
Bartholomew: Alright then, you have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure you knew. On The Londres & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't you mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*

2 B continued

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ChibiEmmy Occur.. Accure? God Darn u British Speak!

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Idea for an upcoming Fanfic.

posted by Alue26

Fellow Bronies and Pegasisters, hear me be. I have an idea for a new series of fanfics, but I want to hear your opinion from it.

I know that there already is a fanfic with the horrors of War with Ponies out there, but I want to write another fic with War in it. Now, what I want to hear is, is this a great idea, or is it plain plagiarism?

It's an issue that keeps on bugging me. For the ones who want to know what the story is going to be like, let's just say that some Humans find the Portal to Equestria and that they don't have good intentions for the inhabitants of that world. Now, it's not going...

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Read It and Weep, The Journey of the New Brony.

posted by triq267

So, I've been thinking of this for a while, but now I'm gonna put it into words. In the episode Read It and Weep, there are many comparisons to be made between arco iris, arco-íris Dash and a new brony's journeys. Let me explain with a generic model that fits both stories.

1. A trusted friend suggests you try a form of entertainment that you normally wouldn't try.
2. After much thought, you reluctantly give in.
3. You begin to get interested, and realize that you enjoy it.
4. You feel embaressed and hide it from your friends.
5. You find yourself partaking in it any chance you get, and when you aren't doing...

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Equestrian Tales Chapters 7 and 8

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter 7: Twilight Sparkle
    I wistfully watched as Spring hurried away. “And she seemed like such a sweet girl…” Rarity sighed.
    “We need to get away, fast.” arco iris, arco-íris nodded at the now-stirring Trixie. So we shot away, our hooves pounding on the ground.
    We found shelter in a hollow boulder in the middle of the forest where the village was. Rarity’s eyes flashed briefly. She hated boulders, ever since that Tom incident…
    “It’ll have to do for now, I suppose,” she muttered as she sat...

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The mystery of happiness: part: nineteen

posted by whiteclaw

The Mayor stood behind the curtain, waiting for it to lift up. She had given many speeches before, but a speech about murders? She had spoken to her citizens about disasters in the past. But nothing to this extent.

CRASH!!! "Derpy! What did I tell you about coming behind stage? You`re supposed to lift the curtain not handle the stage lights." snapped the Mayor. "I`m sorry, I dun`t know wat da problem es?!" replied the Pegasus. Then she lifted the curtaon as she was instructed.

The crowd cheered and applauded, as the Mayor made her way to the podium. She took a deep breath, and grabbed her...

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My fã Characters~

posted by Tawnyjay

DEWY SHINE

Dewy Shine is a very smart and resourceful pegasus. She cares a lot about what others think of her intelligence, and is very offended if anyone perguntas her. She's mostly nice, but if you insult her intellect...

MIDNIGHT OWL

Midnight Owl is very quiet and sweet. She is the assistant to Princess Luna, and is very easily stressed out and depressed. She is a unicorn.

TROLLSPARK

Technically, this is my friend's FC, but she let me write it on here.
Trollspark is a naughty unicorn with unusually strong magic. She enjoys causing distress among the citizens of Ponyville, though if they tell...

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Twilight in Oblivion: four

posted by AquoMoon

Once Twilight woke up in castelo Oblivion she found the card to go through the door and a piece of paper and a quil pen, so she wrote the letter to all her friends in ponyville
to come rescue her. Twilight wondered about the card that Axel gave her then the stallion came and asked her,"So are you ready for another trip?" "Yes I am can you wait a few minuets Axel?" asked Twilight nicely the satlliuon answered back,"I am not Axel but you could wait a few minuets before your friends come, here I'll use the corriador of Darkness to summon them here."

Once the stallion summoned the corriador all...

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Ponies Through Time- Chapter 1

posted by Katie_Kat200

First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the comida (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a fã fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History fã Fiction or something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3

Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her biblioteca cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another dia in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!”...

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The mystery of happiness part: eleven

posted by whiteclaw

Just for you guys x3

The news of fotografia Finish`s death was absoulotely terrible, Hoity Toity had been mourning for days non-stop. He was just about to blow his nose when his assistant knocked on the door. "Enter you may!" he said, the was holding a clipboard against his chest. "Sir you have exactly two hours before showtime are you ready?" Toity nodded. "Alright I`ll see you there si-" he was cut off. Hoity looked down, he had been stabbed and the faca was poking through the clipboard. Behind him was a blue pónei, pônei with a mask and outfit on.

The assasin closed the door behind him, "Why?! What do you want?!" Toity...

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I'm planning to create......

posted by ILOVEMLPs

Hello pónei, pônei fans!With help from my dad, I am planning to create an ULTIMATE pónei, pônei CREATOR!!!!!
This pónei, pônei creator will be nothing like anything that you have ever seen before!It may take a few months to make, but I am working on it a quickly as possible.This pónei, pônei creator will have EVERYTHING!!
You will be able to turn the pónei, pônei in a different direction. You will be able to get different outfits and hats and stuff. You will also be able to do the following things: design your own clothes,
choose objects from the real movie, Choose from the provided cutie marks or make one yourself,have mais than 2...

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The mystery of happiness part: seven

posted by whiteclaw

The blue pegasus flew through the air, she was used to this routine. She kept a watchful eye out for anything that moved. She saw a rato about half her size, scurry across a pile of dead roaches. She thought of Rarity, how would she survive in this dump? She laughed and tryed to land softly, she crashed and cursed at herself. She wished she hadn`t dropped out of flight school. She brushed herself off and trotted forward.

She smelled something awful, it was the worst stench she had ever smelled. She walked over to it`s fonte and found a horid sight. The decaying body of a teenage pony. With...

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Bartholomew Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was bringing in a freight from Albany, when I saw Bartholomew leaving the yards in a switcher.

Skywalker: *Stops train in Croton West Yard* oi Ten Cents. Where's he going?
Ten Cents: Back to the station. It'll be time for him to go início soon.
Skywalker: Okay.
Bartholomew: *Stops engine at servicing facility* Good thing the facility is near the train station.
Lady: *Driving electric train northbound*
Zorran: Alright, get that bridge down!
Zebedee: *Driving tug, and trying to pull down bridge*
Zug: *Doing the same*
Captain Zero: Pull harder for crying out loud!
Lady: *Sees tugboats* Whatever they're...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 37 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael, and Debbie stayed outside to play with their dad, and Hawkeye went inside to make the phone call.

Hawkeye: *Calling Cheyenne Trainstation*
Pete: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Cheyenne Trainstation of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce.
Pete: What have you been up to?
Hawkeye: My train has been derailed. Could you send some cranes over to get them back on the tracks?
Pete: I already did. Percy, and Jeff will be there too. They're gonna inspect the track.
Hawkeye: Okay good. Thank you. *Hangs up*
Grandfather: *Comes downstairs* How did you get in my...

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CheesePie chapter 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

"Huh?!" He snapped back into reality. "What..just..happened..?". Cheese questioned slowly. "Oh I'm just handing you a cupcake!". Pinkie Pie grinned. "Oh yeah.." He responded shakily. Just then a crash sound was heard from above. Then the most beautiful, colorful, glimmering arco iris, arco-íris appeared. "Wow! That's a beautiful rainbow! Right Cheese?". "Yes, you are beautiful..I..I mean the rainbow! Yes that's what I meant! The arco iris, arco-íris is so, pretty.". Cheese sanduíche was super duper nervous. "Yup, it's a beauty alright..". Pinkie didn't sound as cheerful as she was when she noticed the arco iris, arco-íris (actually...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 11---The Fight is on [1]

posted by alinah_09

well,after a lot of practice limão finally got the hang of it,but the only problem is that i got too used to it...its okay though,because limão and I were the fist ones who can do the martial art at a great pace without even making mistakes,we were like pros!

"hey Aura!"

"good morning to you too,Lemon" i said as she put down her bag and got her arnis

"how about we do one mais round?"

"game"

"yo,are you guys gonna practice?" Blue said as he approached us,along with the other present members of our group "we'll cadastrar-se you! okay guys! go to your practice partners! were gonna practice!" he said as they,indeed,got...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 36 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 36

Mail pónei, pônei

February 4, 1954

Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go início soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train...

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My favorito characters out of MLP

posted by Dudespie

10. Spike the dragon
Spike is like Twilight Sparkle's little minion. Spike has bad luck, as seen in season 4. I think spike should get better treatment from the writers

9. Celestia
Celestia is number nine because she's kinda perfect... Celestia has all the power (well, almost all of the power) and can do anything. She's mysterious and uncharted. She's only on my list cause she's sisters with Luna....

8. Fluttershy
Fluttershy is number eight because I can relate to a lot of her problems. Fluttershy is sweet, and I admire her kindness, plus, she's a troll.

7. Derpy!
I know Derpy isn't an official character,...

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Bartholomew Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.

Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss...

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MLP Roleplaying Shenanigans

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest friends named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, bolinho, queque shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the seguinte song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing por front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are you da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No mais than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* aguardente de maçã is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Japa The Nese

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...