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 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten mais laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do you think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, you get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank you so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are you talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force you out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope you two are ready for the seguinte race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the seguinte race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there por tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank you sir.

After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened

Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: You know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we roubou this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* You in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do you think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: You can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see you try that when you go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* You mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to the game. He played two mais rounds, when this happened.

Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: Show everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do you have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*

When Con returned, he heard the shower

Con: *Walks slowly to shower*...
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 Barry
Barry
Lewis: *With Andy inside a building, talking to Barry*
Barry: How did you know where to find me?
Lewis: I went to a train yard, saw some gangsters, and asked if they could help. They told me to come to you.
Barry: What do you need me to do?
Andy: We're being threatened por these two police ponies. They want us to leave town, otherwise we'll get arrested.
Barry: What are their names?
Lewis: Bob Stone.

At night, Bob was in The Silver Ballroom when three ponies came in, and shot him.

Lewis: And Leonard Plesance.
Leonard: *Driving his car when two gangsters in a '68 Chevy pass by, and shoot Leonard. He dies,...
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Song (Start at 0:25): link

Colts: *Playing rap música while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*

Song: link
 It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and cereja Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and cereja Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.


Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.

Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vin De Set, where Lewis meets Mackenzie

Shawn: *Walks in with Mackenzie, and another mare* Let's take this table. *Sits down with Mackenzie, and the other mare*
Mackenzie: Where's your friend?
Shawn: He's coming, just wait. *Sees Lewis* There he is.
Lewis: *Sits down*
Shawn: Lewis, this is the mare I was telling you about, Mackenzie. Say hi to each other.
Lewis: Hello Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Hello Lewis.
Waiter: *Arrives* What'll you have?

We just stared at each other. Except for when the waiter was taking our orders. Mackenzie looked very beautiful, and my coração was pounding ten times a second. Shawn...
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Nyx - Fools think it will be so easy...



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Equestrian labs
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Void - *enters room* Ste- oh no...
Steven - *holds wound* U-uh
Jake - Ah Void we expected you. It's time for explanations. There was a rato inside labs from start of cores. Now he came and shot doctor Steven here. You see in start we had lab in Canterlot Mountains. A reschearch to find and colonise new world! An new whole dimension. Well.... That's what most thought was happening while brutal examinations on Ponies were made por two twisted doctors - Doctor Greenleaf that passed away and Doctor Shadow... Everything behind eyes of Dan.
Void...
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