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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favorito James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts flores on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and said they would send you a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con: Oh great.
Discord: Relax. I'm going to give you a tour of your country. *flies chopper with remote control*
Con: *stands up*
Discord: Sit!
Con: *walks toward door*
Discord: You wanna jump? Go ahead.
Con: *opens door*
Discord: *leans chopper to right*
Con: Whoa! *holds on*
Discord: Hahahahahahaha *leans chopper to left*
Con: *gets in*
Discord: You should've jumped. Now you shall suffer.
Con: *disables connection*
Discord: What? It won't go down!
Cat: *runs*
Con: *flies toward Discord*
Discord: This was the worst time to break my back! *rolls wheelchair*
Con: *gets wheelchair on chopper*
Discord: NO! We'll make a deal! Let me down!!
Con: Ok. Here's a good spot for you to go down. *drops Discord*
Discord: NO!!! *hits ground dead*

And with that over, let us introduce our characters.

Doughnut Joe..............................Con Mane
Cheerilee.....................................Carole Bouquet
Pinkie Pie....................................P
Lyra Heartstrings........................Miss. Moneybit
Spike...........................................S
Raiden the cypony......................Herself
Canadian ponies.........................Good guys
Irish ponies..................................Bad guys
Canadian pilot
everypony else as theirselves

The cars are provided por

Lambronyni
Fillys
Dodge
Vriendscoupe
Chevronet
Coltillac
Shitroen

Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The mural moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see you again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!
Rob: I.... Can't..... Reach it! Why do we get handcuffed to these chairs that don't move?!

Suddenly the bomb exploded, and the ship sank

30 miles north, in the same ocean

Canadian pilot: We're almost there.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pilot: Here's your bags.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pilot: Are you going to thank me for every good thing I do? *lands plane*
Carole: Thanks. *gets on boat*
mom: Carole! Good to see you again!
Carole: Thanks mom. It's good to see you again too. Where's dad?
Dad: Over here my sweetheart. My you look gorgeous. Any stallionfriends yet?
Carole: Dad *laughs*
Mom: Thanks for getting my daughter here.
Canadian pilot: You're welcome. *flies out of water*
Dad: He seemed nice.
Canadian pilot: They say thanks too much *deploys machine guns*
Mom: What's he doing?
Canadian pilot: *shoots parents*
Carole: *gets up* Mom? Dad? He shot them! Now I know not to trust a canadian.

In Canterlot Con was going to be briefed on his new assignment.

P: Good evening.
Con: Hi. It is a good evening isn't it?
P: Ja, but I have a job for you. One of our ships, the Los Alabama has been sunk.
Con: Why? Do you know what happened?
P: The crew accidentally reeled in a sea mine.
Con: Oh great.
P: No it isn't. We also had somepony kill two others on a boat. You must find out who is doing all this.

And So Con went into Vanhoover to find out what was going on. He was driving his Lambronyni Cacht when....

Irish pony43: *pulls over*
Raiden: That better not have been-
Irish pony43: It was. We'll have some guards over at the house in case he shows.
Con: *locks car* Now to just get to the mansion. *walks*
Irish pony98: *relaxing*
Raiden: *drinking martini*
Con: *climbs wall*
Irish pony54: Found him! Hooves up!
Con: *surrenders*

30 segundos later

Irish pony54: A nambu pistol. Standard weapon for a C.I.E agent. What are you doing here?
waiter: *walks toward them*
Con: For a drink *spills cerveja on them*
Raiden: What are you doing? Stop him!
Irish pony98: *shoots at Con*
Con: *jumps over wall*
Irish pony54: After him! *falls over wall*
Irish pony98: *climbs over wall* Anypony can do it.
Carole: *grabs bow & arrow*
Con: *running*
Irish ponies: *running with dogs*
Carole: *shoots irish pony*
Con: Nice shot.
Carole: Thanks.
Con: You better stay with me if you wanna escape. *runs*
Carole: *follows*
Canadian pilot: *tries to open door*
Irish pony4: *breaks window*

Con's car then blew up

Con: Well I hope you have a car.
Carole: *smiles* This way
Con: *folllows*

Carole soon arrived at her car. A rosa, -de-rosa Shitroen 2PV

Con: A Shitroen?
Irish pony65: *shoots árvore near Con*
Carole: Get in!
Con: *gets in*
Carole: *drives*
Irish pony34: Get our cars! They cant' go far.
Con: So how fast does this car go?
Carole: 32 miles an hour.
Con: Out of all the cars in the world, and you get this.
Carole: It's a sexy car!
Con: *facepalm* Mares.
Irish pony34: *follows*
Con: And, they caught up.
Irish pony65: *shoots Carole's car*
Carole: NO! They broke the window!
Con: Floor it!
Carole: I am! It won't go any faster!
Irish pony97: *rams car*
Con: Take the low road!
Carole: *flips car over*
Con: Not that low!
Firefighting pony: *driving by*
Irish pony97: Get out of the way!!
Firefighting pony: Move! We have to get to a fire!
Con: *gets car back on wheels* Do you mind if I drive?
Carole: No.
Irish pony97: Well we have somepony to get to!
Con: *tries to start car* come on you peice of shit!
Firefighting pony: MOVE! Or I'll call the cops!
Irish pony65: *shoots firetruck* Back up, or the seguinte bullet hits you!
Firefighting pony: *backs up*
Con: 5th try! *turns key* Still won't start!!!!!!!
Irish pony97: *pushes Carole's car*
Con: Yes! *drives at 30 mph*
Irish pony34: *shoots tire*
Con: I'm afraid we have a flat. That'll slow us down.
Carole: You aren't gonna stop are you?
Con: Of course not!
Irish pony65: *gets seguinte to Carole's car*
Con: *pushes car off road*
Irish pony65: NO! *falls out of car*
Irish pony34: *shoots himself*
Irish pony97: Morons!

The other enemy car was rolling down the colina to the other part of the road where Con was heading.

Irish pony97: *shoots engine*
Carole: My car is on fire!
Con: Somehow we're going faster!
Irish pony97: AHHH *hits other car*
Con: *drives into water*

The three irish ponies were dead.

Con: Oh, we haven't been formally introduced. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Carole: Pleasure to meet you Con Mane. What are you doing against the Irish?
Con: I was assigned to stop the madman after he bombed one of my agencie's ships.
Carole: You were assigned to stop them?
Con: Yes. I work for the C.I.E.
Carole: Oh, I didn't know that.
Con: Yeah, and now I have to go back to headquarters.

At the CIE HQ in Canterlot

P: So you let the enemy escape?
Con: I didn't. They blew up my car, and I had to retreat.
P: So you did let him escape?
Con: Fine, I let him escape! You happy?
P: No. denunciar to S, and let him give you equipment that you won't get to use.
Con: *goes to S' lab*
S: Hi Con.
Con: Hello S. Ah, I see you're putting the Lambronyni back together.
S: No, it's a newer one.
Con: Oh it is?
S: Yes. Now check this out.
Con: It's a computer, everypony has seen it before.
S: Yeah well, they haven't seen what I'm about to show you.
Con: What is it?
S: Just something to show what your enemy looks like. Gender?
Con: Mare.
S: Mane?
Con: It was sort of like arco iris, arco-íris Dash's but in yellow.
S: Like this?
Con: No, a little lighter. Yeah like that.
S: Race?
Con: Pegasus.
S: Eye color?
Con: There's something covering her eyes. I think she's a cyborg.
S: Raiden.
Con: Who?
S: She used to be a part of our organization, but things went horribly wrong once we got her to do something we thought would be good.
Con: You wanted her to be a cyborg pony?
S: We thought it would be a good thing, but she was too powerful, and eventually went rogue, planning to do anything to attack the C.I.E.
Con: That's not good. Where is she now?
S: Still in Canada, but at Neighagra Falls.
Con: I'm on it.

We all know about Neighagra falls, a beautiful place, blah blah blah the waterfall, that's not why Con's here.

Con arrived at Neighagra falls, and would be meeting with a pónei, pônei from M.I.6.

Con: Are you Amzel?
Amzel: Yeah. Who are you?
Con: I'm the Equestrian agent. Mane, Con Mane.
Amzel: Amzel. Brewster Amzel.
Con: Perfect. Do you know where Raiden is?
Amzel: She isn't too hard to find. Follow me.
Con: Where are we heading?
Amzel: To the Winter Olympics.
Con: But, there's no snow.
Pegasi: *create snow*
Amzel: You were saying?
Con: We're working together to defeat a cyborg that is destroying my agency.
Amzel: That's not all she's doing.
Con: What do you mean?
Amzel: Remember the ship she sank?
Con: Oh yeah the Los Alabama. What about it?
Amzel: There was something important on there, I think it was something that could launch nuclear missiles.
Con: What does she need it for?
Amzel: She's giving it to the Mexicans, and they'll destroy every other country
Con: Here we go again.
Amzel: What do you mean?
Con: Golden Iris.

The two had breakfast, and went to see a mare ice skating. She was almost like Pinkie Pie, german, blue eyes, and has been skating since she was a filly.

Amzel: She's good.
Con: Almost like my boss. What's her name?
Amzel: I think it's Amy. She's looking at you like she's in love.
Con: Oh jeez.
Amy: Guten tag. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Con: Vielleicht sprechen Sie Englisch?
Amy: You're cute.
Con: Well uh, thank you. But I must be going. *walks away*

On his way back to the hotel, con saw somepony nearby.

Con: Carole. *walks in flowershop*
Cashier: Hello, may I help you?
Con: I'd like to buy you're best flowers.
Cashier: Coming right up.
Carole: *walking in gunshop*
store owner: Hi Miss. What can I get you?
Carole: I need mais ammo for my Bow & Arrow.
store owner: Sure thing.
Cashier: These cost a Quarter.
Con: Here you are.
Irish pony45: *flying plane*
Carole: *gets down*
Irish pony45: *shoots at Carole*
Con: *shoots pilot*
Irish pony45: Ngh! *crashes into building*
Civilians: Oh no! What happened? *runs toward wreckage*
Con: Ah perfect. *puts flores por plane* For his funeral.
Carole: What happened?!
Con: Carole? What are you doing here?
Carole: I came to stop Raiden.
Con: Me too. But since we ran into each other, maybe...
Carole: *kisses Con*
Con: *kisses Carole*

After some destruction, and romance, Con got back to his hotel.

Amy: AAH!!
Con: WHAT?! ARE? YOU DOING HERE?!
Amy: I was just taking a shower!
Con: Oh god. How did you get in here?
Amy: Through der window.
Con: Oh, uh.. Great.
Amy: What's the matter? *lays on bed* Don't you like me?
Con: Amy I think you're wonderful, but I'm not sure if your trainers, or parents would approve.
Amy: I don't think they would. They still think I'm a Virgin.
Con: Oh wow.
Amy: Let's go hang out together.

In case you're wondering Amy is 10 years younger then Con is.

The seguinte dia Con went to see mais of the Winter Olympics with Amy.

Amy: Wish me luck.
Con: You know I will.
irish ponies: *flying airplanes toward him*
Con: But unfortunately I must go *casts spell*
Amy: Why are you running?
Con: *grows wings*
Amy: Or not.
Con: *flies up*
irish ponies: *shoot ground*
Con: *grab gun*
Irish pilot: *shoots gun*
Con: Great.
2nd irish pilot: I think it's time we shoot missiles at him!
Irish pilot: I agree lad. *activates launcher*
Con: *flies through trees*
Irish pilot: *shoots tree*
2nd Irish pilot: What were ye thinking?
Irish pilot: He moved, and I shot the árvore *crashes*
Con: *flies through cloud*
2nd Irish pilot: *shoots at him*
Canadian: *flying helicopter*
Con: *flies through chopper*
2nd Irish pilot: *flies under chopper*
Canadian: *grabs machine gun*
Con: *flies toward ground*
Canadian: *shoots pilot's wings*
2nd Irish pilot: *shoots Con's wings*
Con: *lands*
2nd irish pilot: *crashes*

After missing Amy perform, Con decided to see her tonight at an ice rink

Con: *parks car*
Amzel: Do you want me to go with you?
Con: No, it shouldn't take too long. *walks into building*
Amy: *ice skating* Con, you made it.
Con: Ja, how could I not?
Amy: I amor you.
Con: Already? And how old are you?
Amy: 9.
Con: Yeah, and I'm 16. Don't you think we're rushing this?
Amy: Nien, but I do have to go. *leaves*
Con: *sighs* How do I get into these situations?
Ice skaters: *skate toward him*
Con: Oh god!
Ice skater 1: *pushes Con down*
Ice skater 2: *skates toward him*
Con: *stands up*
Ice skater 2: RRAGGH!
Con: *flips him over*
Ice skater 1: *charges*
Con: *throws him into goal*
Ice skater 2: *gets back up*
Con: *avoids attack*
Ice skater 2: *rises hockey stick*
Con: *grabs it*
Ice skater 2: *grabs gun*
Con: *hits him into goal*
Ice Skater 3: *runs toward him*
Con: *drives zamboni into 3rd skater*
Ice skater 3: *slides into goal*

And with that, Con went back to his car, but when he arrived he found something surprising.

Con: Amzel?
Amzel: *dead*
Con: *spots badge* Raiden must have done this.

He met up with Carole again, and saw that there were some irish ponies.

Con: What are these guys doing here?
Carole: These ponies maybe irish, but they want to help.
Good irish pony: My name is Edward, and this is my group known as The Resistance.
Con: Why are you fighting your own country?
Edward: They are handing over a weapon to Mexico that will destroy every place other then their own.
Resistance sgt: They must be stopped at all costs.
Con: You're right, where are you heading?
Edward: To the docks. Raiden will try to escape with the weapon.
Con: Then we'd better go.

So they went to the docks where Raiden's army was working.

Con: Wait for my command.
Edward: Alright.
Con: Now *shoots irish ponies*
Irish pony88: *grabs famas*
resistance PFC: *kicks 88th irish pony*
Irish pony88: *falls in water*
Irish pony63: *sets up MG42*
Edward: Take cover! *hides behind wall*
Irish pony63: *shoots near con*
Carole: *shoots Arqueiro at machine gunner*
Irish pony63: *gets shot in the eye*
Con: seguinte time do that to a bull.
Irish pony68: *throws grenade*
Carole: *throws it back*
Raiden: Colonel! What's happening?!
Irish colonel: The Resistance has teamed up with Con Mane, and are attacking our harbor.
Raiden: Unnacceptable! Where's my car?
Irish pony46: *shoots near Edward*
Con: That was a close shave.
Edward: Hm, some of my mane came off. *laughs*
Con: *shoots 46th irish pony*
Irish pony7: He's using a Nambu, how is he killing us?!
Irish pony56: Who cares?
Resistance sgt: *pushes oil drum* It's empty, but I don't think they know.
Irish pony7: *shoots barrel* Reloading!
Resistance sgt: *shoots Irish pony7*
Raiden: *drives past*
Con: I got this *runs off*
Raiden: *driving alongside cliff*
Con: *teleports .7 miles in front of car*
Raiden: *driving 60 miles an hour*
Con: *shoots Raiden*
Raiden: AH *spins off on cliff* oh dear *tries to get out*

Raiden couldn't move, or else the car would fall off.

Con: *walks toward car*
Raiden: *stares nervously*
Con: *shows badge* You left this with Amzel I believe *throws it in car*
Raiden's car: *falls off*
Raiden: AAAAAHHH!!!!

Did Raiden survive, and if so what will she do? What about the secret weapon? Did that survive?

Raiden didn't survive, but the secret weapon did. It wasn't until two days later when Con & The Resistance found out.

Con: I thought that weapon would be gone.
Edward: You thought wrong my friend. Now the Irish are about to make the deal with the Mexicans in 3 hours, at this place north of our position.
Con: Then we'd better get a mover on.
Edward: I don't know lad, there's hundreds of them, and we have only five stallions.
Carole: And one mare.
Con: Then we must go.

They arrived at the place, and Con got ready to climb the mountain.

Edward: You sure you got this?
Con: Yeah. *climbs up*
Edward: Carole, do you have any binoculars?
Carole: Yeah *gives them to Edward*
Edward: *Looks through binoculars* He's already halfway up!
Resistance Sgt: That's a huge mountain, how'd he do that?
Con: *hammers spike in mountain*
Carole: What's he doing?
Edward: He's setting some spikes with ropes in the mountain.
Con: There. That should do it *climbs up*
Edward: Hold on.
Carole: What is it?
Edward: Somepony.
Con: *makes it to top*
Raiden: *walks toward Con*
Con: *looks up*
Raiden: *kicks Con*
Con: *rolls toward cliff* OHHH! *falls and stops*

Yeah, about Raiden not surviving... I lied

Con: *climbs back up*
Raiden: *takes out spike*
Con: *loses ground*
Edward: This can't be good.
Raiden: *takes out 2nd spike*
Con: Damn! If she takes the third one out, I'm dead.
Raiden: *takes 3rd spike out*
Con: *teleports behind Raiden*
Raiden: So much for Mr. Mane
Con: *kicks Raiden off mountain*
Raiden: *falls*
Edward: Alright, let's go.
Con: *lowers basket*
Carole: It's a long way up.
Edward: We have to wait a few minutos before making our way up.
Raiden: *flies back to topo, início of mountain*
Con: *whistling song*
Raiden: *grabs gun*
Con: *hits Raiden*
Raiden: *drops gun*
Edward: It's here. Let's get on *goes in basket*
Carole: *gets in*
Raiden: *hits Con's nose*
Con: *hits Raiden's neck*
Raiden: *falls asleep*
Carole: We're here.
Con: Good. Now let's get the others.
Edward: They won't be in this fight. It's just the three of us.
Con: That's too bad. The mais the merrier.

The three ponies went inside where the Irish were. The new leader was at the topo, início floor.

Carole: Alright, we gotta do this before the mexicans get here.
Con: *shoots irish ponies*
Amy: What was that?
N.I.L: None of your business *pushes Amy in bed*
Amy: You can go buck yourself!
N.I.L: *slaps Amy*
Con: *breaks down door* Amy?
Amy: Con help!
N.I.L *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots at N.I.L*
N.I.L: *blocks shots*
Con: Only one thing to do now *takes away sword*
N.I.L: You bloody unicorn!
Edward: I hear a helicopter!
Carole: It's the mexicans.
P: *flying helicopter*
Con: *kicks new irish leader*
NIL: *grabs torch*
Con: *shoots flame* Not so much use now is it?
NIL: *hits Con*
Con: *grabs stick*
NIL: I thought you said it wasn't useful.
Con: I lied *pushes NIL out window* Are you ok Amy?
Amy: I'm fine.
Edward: Get the secret weapon, P is here.
Con: Oh perfect *grabs secret weapon*
P: Con you did it. Now, give me the weapon.
Con: *throws it down cliff*

Despite surviving an earlier drop, that was in a car. The secret weapon broke once it hit the bottom.

P: What the hell?
Con: You don't have it, I don't have it. Therefore nopony else can have it.
P: Hhmmmm. That's a good thought there. Well I'm on my way back to HQ. *gets in helicopter* You coming?
Con: Nien. I'm staying with Carole.
P: Ok. *flies away*

Eight hours later in the atlantic ocean

Con: *laying in cama with Carole* You still driving that rosa, -de-rosa peice of crap?
Carole: I told you it's a sexy car. But not as sexy as you.
Con: Obviously, nothing is.
S: Con, do you read me?
Con: Yeah, why did you put a walkie talkie in my wristwatch?
S: To inform you that Princess Celestia has something to tell you.
Con: Right *takes off watch* Let's go somewhere else, shall we?
Carole: We're on a boat, why don't we go scuba diving?
Con: Perfect idea.
S: Con! Are you there? Con!
Parrot: Yes?
S: Princess Celestia is going to talk to you.
Celestia: Mr. Mane, how glad to finally speak to you.
Parrot: Eeyup.
Celestia: I just want to thank you for saving our world from Mexico.
Parrot: kiss me.
Celestia: Oh, really Mr. Mane you're such a funny pony.
S: Hold on, let me speak to him. Con! Where are you?
Con: *dives in water* Here.
Parrot: *drops watch*

And that includes For Your I's Only

Con Mane will return in License To Murder.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pónei, pônei is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the estrela wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: oi look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other míssil carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's mover up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... you live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what you want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... you suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: oi isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want you in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did you do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my cama room window....
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It was a regular dia in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So you from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on you guys.
Sean: I'll meet you there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: You always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What you might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would you like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell you what. You make this barco go faster, and I'll pay you for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no fogo dash: series D; im coração broken as im composição literária this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if you ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are you bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
arco iris, arco-íris Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet maçã, apple Acres. aguardente de maçã was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ said to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus said excitedly. It didn't take long before arco iris, arco-íris Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer pónei, pônei asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if you can holler, then get back to it" maçã, apple said to her. ," are you bucking joking?!" RD said as if surprised. "Yep, you said you wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard you worked every day" aguardente de maçã stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought you wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to show due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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The three ponies went for a walk toward a esquiar, esqui resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed por here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: Or not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello you two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: You need all the help you can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a list with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills you three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do you have for me?
S: Glad you asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A míssil shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another pónei, pônei has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy you two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. You just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. arco iris, arco-íris Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The pónei, pônei that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are you from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So you created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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