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 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman colina
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if you let me drive this train, I will be the happiest pónei, pônei ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have you stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what you should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels mais coal*

At 15 miles an hour, they made it to the topo, início of the hill.

Hawkeye: Alright, time to uísque com soda, highball down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do you intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do you want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the breaks will brake. Don't you remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Hawkeye: Of course you don't remember. *looks at signal* Now we have to stay in this speed otherwise we crash into another train.
Gordon: No we won't! mover *pulls Hawkeye from controls*
Hawkeye: You are an idiot if you think you can do this!
Gordon: No I'm- Are you recording this?!?
Hawkeye: *holding camera* Yeah, because if we crash Pete will know which one of us to fire.
Gordon: You better give me that footage!
Hawkeye: *puts film in case* You want it? *holds it out window*
Gordon: NO! Don't put it there!
Hawkeye: Alright, you don't want it. Aaand it's gone!
Gordon: NO! *jumps out*
Hawkeye: Hahaha! *brings case back in engine* I didn't even let go.

Hawkeye then started to slow the train down. As he predicted, another train was in front of him, but the engine pulling it broke down.

Hawkeye: *puts train in siding*
Workers: *moves train out of way*
Hawkeye: How long do I have to wait here?

Worker: About 2 minutes.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thanks

Meanwhile with Gordon

Gordon: *looks for case* Where is that case?
Percy: *driving cart* oi Gordon, what are you looking for?
Gordon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Percy: Sorry *takes off*
Gordon: Aha! I found the case. *opens case* WHAT?! There's no film in here!! AAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Percy: *backs up* Are you alright? I know it's none of my business, but you seem upset right now.
Gordon: Yes, and I need your help with something. I accidentally fell out of Hawkeye's train. He's waiting for me at a siding. Take me to him.
Percy: Sure thing. Hop on
Gordon: *hops on cart*

2 B continued
 This is the carrinho Percy drove
This is the cart Percy drove
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Ever since July of last ano my MLP collection I just getting mais great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.

Small Plushies:
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Applejack

Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st aguardente de maçã I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arco iris, arco-íris Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity

Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom

Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arco iris, arco-íris Dash

A sparkly maned aguardente de maçã I got at biscoito, bolacha Barrrel

2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animê store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)

One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mural humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..

#3: Randy Marsh:

#2: Homor Simpson:

#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the show deleted

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#5: ALAN (two and a half men)..
Yes I still watch this show, even though nobody else dose..

#4: ERIC CARTMAN (south park):
Now that I'm older, I see a new side of this show.
And that's, that, almost everyone about it makes you feel sick to your stomach from the amount of times we see poop being used for bizarre humor, and that makes me very qreezy, espically Mr Hanky, I still have nightmares of that episode..
But anyway.
Although OLD Cartman still sucks at being funny.
NEW Cartman, is so much of a bad role model, that I can't help but find it hilarious..

#3: HOMER SIMPSON (the simpsons):
It's no secret...
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#10:
One time I tried pushing my friend into a pool, but I tripped and it was me myself who ended up getting wet..

#9:
I have an unhealthy obsession with certain bands..

#8:
I have no idea how much money is inside my own bank account, and especially now, when I have a full time job..

#7:
I hate country, even though, with a family like mine.
Country música can be heard, fuckin EVERYWHERE!!

#6:
My mother says I like Vinny from Family guy.
Can never make a statement, without it sounding sarcastic..

#5:
I don't have much faith in my own religion.

#4:
My teacher once stated that being lucky is false.
His exact...
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Episode 4: Nova Volume #5 Issue #1 - #3

[Warning! This contains spoilers for Marvel NOW Nova!]

Nick: Hello and welcome to another episode of Comic Talk! I'm Nick.

Sunset Shimmer: And I'm Sunset Shimmer! Today we're going to review of Marvel NOW Nova!

Nick: But first, some background. The Nova Corps are a protective force originating from Xandar.

Sunset Shimmer: A good comparison if the Green Lantern Corps.

Nick: Our story starts with a youth named Sam Alexander. He lives with a little sister, a drunk father who claims to be a Nova Centurion, and a mother who is a homemaker.

Sunset Shimmer: One day,...
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aguardente de maçã does not want the apples to be removed.
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Link to Episode 1: link

Rarity, Applejack, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash were at Carousel Botique. You can guess what they're doing.

Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* You said we'd only try on two outfits. You made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!
Spot: The one that roubou all of our rubies!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out of her...
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Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, the train yard
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 11:15 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

While Hawkeye was walking to the train yard, he saw a man with blue hair, wearing a white gown.

Hawkeye: Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Walks over to Hawkeye* Hey, are you a new worker?
Hawkeye: You might say that.
Orion: Well, what do you think about this dress?
Hawkeye: Would you mind a little bit of constructive criticism?
Orion: Not at all.
Hawkeye: First of all, I think it looks great. It's quite "amazing" to see you wear one of those, but one thing, you must wear a slip.
Orion: A what?
Hawkeye:...
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Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the segundo form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma raio, ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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Discord's glass of water sounds really complicated.
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Ralphie: *Crying in his bed*

Three blocks away, Schwartz was getting his. There has never been a kid who didn't believe vaguely but incessantly that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21, and then they'd be sorry.

Flashback time.

Ralphie: *Wearing sunglasses, a fedora, and trench coat. He carries a cane, as he walks onto the front porch of his house, and knocks twice on the door*
Mother: *Opens door* Why, it's Ralph.
Dad: *Happy* Come on in Ralph. Where have you been?
Ralphie: *Walks into door, and taps things with his cane*
Mother: *Shocked* Why, he's carrying in a cane.
Dad: Is he......
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