Nightmare Moonraker part 1 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: You can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone

Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to you the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & marreco, drake Hugo.............Theirselves

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Discord is back part 1 .......A picnic

posted by applejackrocks

It was a beautiful, sunny dia in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her friends to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, oi Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would you like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See you at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When arco iris, arco-íris Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did you find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." arco iris, arco-íris Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your friends from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead por the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left aguardente de maçã showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 2- The Cardsharks

posted by MinervaHoot

Roulette awoke with a start. The unicorn looked around nervously. As she tugged her limbs, it dawned on her that she was chained to a mannequin.
"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the fonte of the voice, which was difficult to do, given the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville AGAIN! part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her friends at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and denunciar it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and arco iris, arco-íris Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I said yes and used...

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Pegasister of the Week: sweet_cream

posted by MissMichele

How does it feel to win Pegasister of the week?
It's a great feeling! I never expected to win. Thanks for everyone who voted for me! :D

Did you like the Season 3 premiere?
Yes, I loved the cryst ponies! Also, Princess Luna and Celestia having conversation I was expecting that! And we get to know mais about Princess Cadence.

Favorite stallion? favorito mare?
Braeburn and Applejack.

What do you think of King Sombra
He is a great villian, but I wish he had mais important roles like the other villians.

Did you like the crystal-y Mane Six? If so, which was your favorite?
Yes! aguardente de maçã and Fluttershy were...

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my little pony:tree friends are magic chapter 4

posted by flippy_fan210

Chapter 4: The irresponsible

it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.

Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was leitura a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.

Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, you might wanna hear this.” she said.

“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.

“another árvore friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”

“what, them? The guy...

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Hedgeghog in ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill por Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every pónei, pônei was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, por running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile aguardente de maçã jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After breakfast I drive out of Sweet maçã, apple acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria....

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Hedgehog in ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot por a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...

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A short excerpt from The mystery of happiness

posted by whiteclaw

Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a potro, colt named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded magnum and shotgun. He shouted at the topo, início of his lungs; "WHO ARE YOU INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers....

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I was here first! CHAPTER ONE

posted by Canada24

It was anouther beauitful dia in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

"Okay, first on the list, is return that book I borrowed... Spike, you still have it?"

"Wait here" Spike said,...

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another blue rose part 5

posted by epicskyrimfan56

i couldnt sleep so i walked around the castelo hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue pónei, pônei that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she said her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....

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Discord is Back part 3

posted by applejackrocks

So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: oi AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do you know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...

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The Equestrian Army chapter 1

posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY

(Originally written at link por me )

Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected por the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years atrás there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

It began one fateful dia on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light rosa, -de-rosa eyes; hoof-picked...

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Equestrian Tales~Chapter Nine

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter 9: arco iris, arco-íris Dash

When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack...

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My Little pónei, pônei in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with aguardente de maçã bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: maçã, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arco iris, arco-íris dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't you just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Ju-On The Gruge

posted by pikachu700

me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees pónei, pônei in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody pónei, pônei right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

After Twilight and esmeralda left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening said Emerald! Its its Discord Said Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend said Discord
(roar!) said Dark shadow. Run! said esmeralda and twilight. What are we going to! Said Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! said Twilight.
(Roar!) Said dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us said Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped said Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 1: Princess Celestia's Letter)

posted by noahnstar1616

"This can't be happening", said a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal dia in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....

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Pinkie's journey pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and abóbora Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...