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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done ah pónei, pônei mech

Dan - well we fucked
Dimitri - ... WTF...
Dan - WHAT
Jade - *grab Dan head and point on Black Alicorn* that
Dan - wow one mais alicorn.... FUCK!
Mech - *shoot black alicorn*
Alicorn - *fly away from bullets* ha! *shoot from bazuca to mech*
Dan - hmmmm... OMGF *point on black pegasus*
Pegasus - its time for fireworks! *shoot from bazuca into mech core*
Dan - mech destroyed *come to Alicorn* ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ... WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!! ...
Alicorn - oh yes soo Im FireDash *point at pegasus* and this is Night Fire
Filly - come from building* its everythink ok brother
NightFire - yes everythink ok... Oh this is my sister TearDrop
TearDrop - ummm h-hello
Dan - ok... mech destroyyd so...
Purple pónei, pônei - *Shoot Dan*
Dan - *doge bullets* woa!!!
Purple pónei, pônei - Oh sorry I dont want shoot
Dan - *grab gun* who are you
Purple pónei, pônei - Im Cheery *point at blue unicorn* this is Tulip
Dan - GREAT seguinte CIVILIANS!!!
tulipa - ummm hello?
Dan - hello hello...
Dimitri - woa soo many civilians here...
Dan - yup... wait... THEY DONT LIVE HERE
Jade - Zebras get theme here to have mais population
Dan - soo where you live?
Everypony - PONYVILLE!!!!
Dan - greate we going there...
Radio - GEA its commander... WAR IS END
Dan - GREAT NOW I DONT HAVE JOB
PinkiePie - Of Corse you have silly YOU WORKING IN SUGAR CUBE CORNER
Dan - oh greate
5 minutos later helicopter arrived
Dan - everypony get in... I need sleep uh *fall*
everypony look at shadow
Shadow - ... WHAT I DONT GET HIM
Jade - Rainbow...
RainbowDash - ok...
Jade nad RainbowDash grab dan and get to helicopter
Dan - mom i want sleep more...

To Be Continued...
cereja
Cherry
 Dimitri
Dimitri
 FireDash
FireDash
 Night fogo
Night Fire
 Tear Drop
Tear Drop
 ummm... Yuri... lol...
ummm... Yuri... lol...
tulipa
Tulip
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Barry
Barry
Lewis: *With Andy inside a building, talking to Barry*
Barry: How did you know where to find me?
Lewis: I went to a train yard, saw some gangsters, and asked if they could help. They told me to come to you.
Barry: What do you need me to do?
Andy: We're being threatened por these two police ponies. They want us to leave town, otherwise we'll get arrested.
Barry: What are their names?
Lewis: Bob Stone.

At night, Bob was in The Silver Ballroom when three ponies came in, and shot him.

Lewis: And Leonard Plesance.
Leonard: *Driving his car when two gangsters in a '68 Chevy pass by, and shoot Leonard. He dies,...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:25): link

Colts: *Playing rap música while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*

Song: link
 It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and cereja Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and cereja Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.


Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.

Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vin De Set, where Lewis meets Mackenzie

Shawn: *Walks in with Mackenzie, and another mare* Let's take this table. *Sits down with Mackenzie, and the other mare*
Mackenzie: Where's your friend?
Shawn: He's coming, just wait. *Sees Lewis* There he is.
Lewis: *Sits down*
Shawn: Lewis, this is the mare I was telling you about, Mackenzie. Say hi to each other.
Lewis: Hello Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Hello Lewis.
Waiter: *Arrives* What'll you have?

We just stared at each other. Except for when the waiter was taking our orders. Mackenzie looked very beautiful, and my coração was pounding ten times a second. Shawn...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Nyx - Fools think it will be so easy...



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Equestrian labs
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Void - *enters room* Ste- oh no...
Steven - *holds wound* U-uh
Jake - Ah Void we expected you. It's time for explanations. There was a rato inside labs from start of cores. Now he came and shot doctor Steven here. You see in start we had lab in Canterlot Mountains. A reschearch to find and colonise new world! An new whole dimension. Well.... That's what most thought was happening while brutal examinations on Ponies were made por two twisted doctors - Doctor Greenleaf that passed away and Doctor Shadow... Everything behind eyes of Dan.
Void...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Roger got in a locomotive, and was pushing freight cars down the hump. He was still concerned about the gangsters nearby.

Gangster pónei, pônei 35: Shoot him.
Gangster pónei, pônei 46: I'm on it. I'm on it. *Grabs pistol, and shoots at Roger*
Roger: *Takes cover*

The mafia didn't like Roger, and often tried to kill him whenever they could.

Gangster pónei, pônei 35: Let me do it. *Grabs tommygun, and shoots fifty bullets at Roger*
Roger: *Continues hiding in cab*

After working in the yards, Roger had to put some tank cars in a siding. Another train would take the cars to a dairy, and they would be loaded up with milk....
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