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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
arco iris, arco-íris Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I called you all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, or others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Your group counts, because armas kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's whoever had their hoof pull the trigger. They're the ones that kill ponies, sometimes without guns.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's interesting, but are we having a truce or not?
All: Sure.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Thank you.

After the meeting at Walicorn street, there were two new members of the Ponyville Mafia. A pegasus named Mike, and a hedgehog with a '69 corvette.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Welcome you two.
Sean: Thanks for having us.
Mike: It's good to be here.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Right, well I'm giving you your first job. A company in St. Foalis has been paying us a lot of money, but now they're thinking of not paying us. You two need to convince them to keep paying us, otherwise we won't have much money.
Sean: We're on it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm gonna have Dan go with you two to make sure things go smooth.
Sean: I can't have mais then two people in my car.
Mike: I can fly, and Dan can sit in your car.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Does it matter what you do? Just get the job done.
Sean: We're going now. *leaves room*

St. Foalis has a really cool arch that greets anypony entering the city, if your not coming from Las Pegasus or any city west from that.

Dan: Where is this company?
Sean: Over there. The warehouse with that blue Canterlot parked por it.

The three of us make our way in the warehouse killing a few ponies standing in our way.

warehouse owner: What do you want?
Sean: Why did you stop paying arco iris, arco-íris Dash?
warehouse owner: I can't pay her all the time!
Mike: Well we need our money!
Sean: Here's how this is gonna work out. You only have to pay us once a week instead of twice, but the price will be doubled.
warehouse owner: I'm not doing that.
Dan: We better hurry. The cops will be here soon!
Sean: Either pay us double once a week or I pop a boné, cap into your skull!
warehouse owner: Fine! I'll pay up!

We escaped, just before the cops arrived.

seguinte part will be posted tomorrow.
posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are you doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my friends there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told you many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting por himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden por red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit seguinte to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six seguinte to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are you sure? We can’t help you if you don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* You don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at flores in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts flor in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's school
Ralphie's school
When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND por SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with arco iris, arco-íris Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. arco iris, arco-íris Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to arco iris, arco-íris Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...
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Source: I kinda got the base of google... but i drew the hair and camisa and colored it...
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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pónei, pônei dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help you with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do you mean por that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did you ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did you ever realize that the reason they laugh at you is because of what you do?
Clown: What are you talking about?
Bob: They way you dress, what you do for a living, and some of the things that...
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posted by XxJessicaHxX
 Crystal Cake
Crystal Cake
Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One dia in the castle, queen Coco morango was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the potro after she was born and said for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in pónei, pônei Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in por a nice family. Her mother was doces Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted por Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? You have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but you won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much mais rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are you wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...
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