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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castelo got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castelo was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to cadastrar-se his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to cadastrar-se Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with the word Nazi. My cousin Sonic, and his friends Tails, and Knuckles joined us, the pónei, pônei Alliance. There were others in the Alliance including arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike, Rarity, and the cutie mark crusaders. There's lots of others, but I can't tell you ALL of them. We soon meet at the castle, where Princess Celestia, and her sister give me, and Shredder an assignment. "I'm sorry to inform that two ponies have betrayed us." Celestia says. "Why?" I ask, "They are two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon. They noticed Applebloom and her friends are part of our army, and decided to cadastrar-se Discord." Luna tells us. Shredder then asks a question, "What's wrong with those two, don't they know what they're doing?" "No," Celestia replied, "You must kill the two fillies before they do any damage to Equestria." "We're on it Princess." I tell her. We head over to where Diamond Tiara lives, and Silverspoon is with her. They do this dumb thing hitting their butts together saying, "Bum, bum, sugarlove-" Then thats when me, and Shredder break their necks. After that I run, while Shredder flew back to the castle. Soon we met up with the others for another mission.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The striking workers were determined to keep the plant closed. They secured a steam-powered river launch and several rowboats to patrol the Monongahela River, which ran alongside the plant. Stallions also divided themselves into units along military lines. Picket lines were thrown up around the plant and the town, and 24-hour shifts established. Ferries and trains were watched. Strangers were challenged to give explanations for their presence in town; if one was not forthcoming, they were escorted outside the city limits.

Telegraph communications with AA ponies in other cities were established...
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Chapter 1- The moon was full and was high above the sky. There was a rustling in the bushes behind Peppy. Peppy was a cat with black pele, peles and a white belly. His eyes are a bright green. Three gatos appeared from the bushes. One was all white with blue eyes, and her name was Snow . The segundo was gray with black stripes on the back, his name was Midnight. The last one is a cat with blue pele, peles and blue eyes. Her name was Rain. All three approached Peppy in silence. The silence was broken por another cat. His name was Leopard.

Leopard had laranja pele, peles with black spots and he had brown eyes. Leopard was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P

Con: This is the pónei, pônei that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look you guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all you have to say, we're going to take you to Canterlot with us.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con,...
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Spike:Ugh,another cerveja I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make you smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't you be início right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if you want,I can give you a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what you are passing!Do you have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as you want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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It was a Saturday morning in Utah.I was on the computer (as usual) an decided to check on the my little pónei, pônei website because I hadn't been there since the ano before. Then, right in front of me were the mane 6 and Princess Celestia! My reaction: WTF!!!!!!!!!!
I was so confused, surprised, yet happy, that I could have exploded! I immediately did research and found out that the show was not even released yet. Then found out that the first dia it aired was the dia me and my family were coming início from a vacation at Yellowstone National Park. I was SO excited! In fact, October 9, 2010 (the day...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing por his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a pónei, pônei driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*

Gran Turismo...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, you could eliminar the episode from the no geral, global canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing mais than a waste of time and space.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten drove a brand new Dodge Dart to the bar, with Brett riding shotgun.

Saten: Here we are. *Gets out, and walks to the bar*
Brett: *Follows Saten*
Tareq: *Sitting with Greg*
Saten: *Enters the bar* Fellas, our new pónei, pônei is here.
Brett: *Waves* Hello.
Ponies: Hi Brett.
Greg: Take a assento with us buddy.
Saten & Brett: *Sit seguinte to Greg*
Bartender: I'll get you your usual Saten, but what would you like Brett?
Brett: You got any soda? I'm not really into alcohol.
Bartender: How about a root beer? It's like regular beer, but better.
Brett: *Chuckles* One root cerveja then.
Bartender: I like your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: oi Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one pónei, pônei who robbed the bank today. You said you were going to find him, but...
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THE seguinte DAY:

CRYSYAL EMPIRE:

Saten: Me?

Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so you can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.

Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?

Twilight: (giggles) of coarse you can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.

Saten: Fine, fine.

Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and you two can head straight to Sunburst's!

Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!

Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.

Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!

Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Near Ponyville.

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Officer - Hail Captain Shadowknight of City-state of Canterlot!
Shadowknight - Good dia Officer of West Kingdom.
Officer - It's glorious dia isn't it.
Shadowknight - Worry not as your kingdom will be connected soon too.
Officer - Just some time left...
Shadowknight - Aye...
Lilly - *runs up to Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - You should be in West Kingdom!
Lilly - I had to run... East Kingdom was scheeming with Imperium.
Shadowknight - Darn it!

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Ponyville
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Palladin - Prepare my dear soldiers as we will march into hell tonight! As United Imperium we will keep the strict Dictatorship...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic you were in attempting to mover that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have you decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Also starring Nikki West from Jade_23

A military jeep stopped in front of Guy's house. In it was Stargazer, and Orion.

Stargazer: *Puts the Jeep in park as he turns off the engine* Wait here. I'll speak to the pony. *Goes to the house*
Guy: *Takes one mais picture of the boat, in front of a warehouse*
Stargazer: *Knocks on the door*
Guy: Perfect timing. I just finished with that scene. *Runs upstairs, and walks to the front door*
Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* You are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see. Give me a minuto to collect my things, my camera,...
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