*Sorry for mistakes!*

“Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open camisa and has super-homem camisa underneath) super-homem is here!!”

“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”

“In my first video diary I explained my amor for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”

“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”

“I amor the big red bus!”

“And as for you, stop having curly hair!”

“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”

“And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”

“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”

“Woah! Calm down, Curly!”

“No,' Jimmy protested.”

“And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!”

“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”

“If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”

“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”

“Check mah flow!”

“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”

“Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”

“Those sound like the three best respostas I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!”

“You can't go to sleep without a cup of chá and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...”

“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”

“Yes! The Tommo is back!”

“It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.”

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”

"I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was Niall that wanted me to make him breakfast"