o senhor dos anéis You know you're obsessed with LOTR when...

sydnisan posted on Jan 02, 2013 at 06:16PM
Anybody who wants to can add one, so here are a few of mine to start off:
1) You tend to talk in a Gollum voice without realising
2) Your friends try to keep you away from anything LOTR or Hobbit related
3) You want your wedding ring engraved with the ring poem
4) You insult people in Elvish
5) You speak Sindarin and/or Quenya
6) You have five or more of Tolkien's books
7) You shout "Crebain from Dunland!" Every time you see a flock of birds
8) You say "One does not simply..." at least once a day
9) You have a decided opinion on whether Balrogs have wings

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over a year ago Jevanescence said…
When you stand in front of people and shout "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
over a year ago sydnisan said…
11) When you consider Tolkien or any of the LOTR characters' birthdays to be more important than your own
over a year ago firerose4457 said…
12) When your secret diary is written in Elvish.
over a year ago firerose4457 said…
laugh
13) You have a sign on your bedroom door saying "Speak friend and enter."
over a year ago Book-Freak said…
big smile
14) You respond to a LotR question with an answer so long it takes up the maximum character limit in the answer box and four comment boxes when all it needed was a yes or no.
over a year ago PinkNinja10 said…
15) your go-to response when someone does something stupid is "you fool of a Took!"
over a year ago LowriLorenza89 said…
16) You see a replica Anduril sword while out holiday abroad, and are instantly tempted to buy it even though you don't ever buy that sort of thing, and it'd be a pain/impractical to bring back home.
17) You have many quotes from your favourite moments in the books and films memorised, even paragraph-long ones.
18) Sometimes you wish that you could have enough titles that it'd take an entire paragraph to formally introduce you, like Aragorn when he officially entered Minas Tirith in the book.
19)Aragorn's speech at the Black Gates (in the film) is one of your 2 favourite inspirational pre-battle speeches.
20) Plain gold rings freak you out a little (irrational, I know).
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