Science Confirms cachorros amor Us
Science has confirmed that cachorros amor us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are you telling me cachorros look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And you smell interesting. I amor you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. You should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior gatos occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. gatos see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach gatinhos to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. gatos communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at gatinhos because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that cachorros amor us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that cachorros amor us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are you telling me cachorros look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And you smell interesting. I amor you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. You should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior gatos occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. gatos see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach gatinhos to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. gatos communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at gatinhos because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that cachorros amor us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorito thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorito thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorito thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorito thing!
12:00 pm - leite bones! My favorito thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorito thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorito thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorito thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorito thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorito thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorito thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorito thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorito thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorito thing!
12:00 pm - leite bones! My favorito thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorito thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorito thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorito thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorito thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorito thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorito thing!
Cat Rule Number 1
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the travesseiro por invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the travesseiro too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the travesseiro por invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the travesseiro too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.