posted by taylor_love
"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."
"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a comida group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic conselhos from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no mais hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No mais Nairtinis, no mais headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"