A good ol’ boy, NASCAR loving, cerveja guzzling white trash product from the famous ‘tornado alley’ of the South, Bubba J is currently between jobs, and if all goes well, he’ll stay that way.
Posted over a year ago
The old curmudgeon who says whatever we’re afraid to say because he just doesn’t care anymore. Whether it’s a topo, início ranking corporate executive, a statesman or a Hollywood celebrity, Walter has told them all to “Shut the hell up!”, and they all keep coming back for more.
Posted over a year ago
José Jalapeño on a Stick came to the United States por stick. José knew that hope lay just beyond the U.S.-Mexico border and so he began to hop north. That's right... he was hopping for hope. José snuck into the U.S. only to find out his parents were born in Los Angeles but gave birth to him while vacationing in Mexico. He was totally legal. José is a calming force among the suitcase gang... maybe because he's always tired. José Jalapeño on a Stick... is a talking Jalapeño... ON A STEEK!.
Posted over a year ago
AJ ( finished ): Thanks to them, AJ has turned out to be a kind, sensitive, caring young man… All to Achmed’s horror. Achmed thought his son was dead. He was half right.
Posted over a year ago
Achmed Junior, aka ‘AJ’, is the long-lost son of Achmed the Dead Terrorist. When AJ was a young boy, his father unwisely took AJ to a ‘take your kid to work day’ where the two were unceremoniously separated after an accidental explosion. However, except for a few minor burns and abrasions – (like half his face being charred off), AJ was fine and now looks completely, uh… “normal.”
Posted over a year ago
Little Jeff: After watching him perform for many years, amendoim decided he could be a better ventriloquist than Jeff Dunham. amendoim wanted his first ventriloquist dummy to look really ugly so he fashioned it after the goofiest looking guy he knew: Jeff Dunham. And so was born ‘Little Ugly Jeff.’ Little Jeff is one obnoxious little jerk… thanks to Peanut. In fact, Little Jeff is the opposite of the real Jeff… small, mean and funny. por the way, amendoim also wrote this bio. Nnnnnyeowww!
Posted over a year ago
Peanut: He’s high on life… Or maybe it’s Starbucks. Self-described as a ‘comic genius’, amendoim is at the very least an endearing and loveable screwball. He’s whacky and unrelenting, whimsical and manic, frenzied and fast, and he prides himself on stealing every show.
Posted over a year ago
Achemed: When Dunham introduced this boggle-eyed skeleton, he set the world on fire... actually, he set himself on fire, then he accidentally blew himself up, and within no time he became the world’s only beloved dead terrorist.
Posted over a year ago
Peanut: the weird thing is im actually pissing him off, and he would like to kill me. But he will not, because that would be a form of suicide.
Posted over a year ago
Ummmm, it's Jeff DunhAm, not DunhUm. If your gonna make a fã club about someone at least get the name right. I mean jeez...You would think that people would get Gabriel Iglesies's name wrong, but someone spelled it right. Oh, yeah and if you want proof on what im talkin bout, then check one of his shows and amendoim jokes about Jeff's last name. He says "Jef-f pardo, dun Ham" So, yeah, there's your proof.
Posted over a year ago