invasor zim Article: Zim's valentine

posted by invadercalliope

BEWARE: I HAVE NOT THINKED THIS STORY THROUGH!
*thinks*
hmmmm
*thinks harder*
hmm
*thinks harder*
ZOMG THAT HURTS!
Gir: *watching the new*
presedent man: todays coração dia *i dunno* and o have my own coração dayer!
Gir: *laughs*
SCREEN GOES INTO REPEAT
Zim: *watches the repeat of it*
Presedent man: IF YOUR HUMAN GET A coração DAYER!
Zim: so these humans have this amor holiday well i have to go gir i am finding this coração person!
Gir: YAY!
Zim: *captures a girl* now you will be my hearter dayer
girl: *cries*
Zim: I'M NORMAL! *drags the girl*
THE END

monkeyz1235 yep that's what Zim would do

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invader angel part 3

posted by zim123456

zim is dreaming the legend of spyro in the end

i woke up got dress go to zim"s room and wake him up.

"zim wake up"i said

"AHHHH!!!"zim yelled

"we have skool and get up"

ok,am getting up"

"okami you stay here with gir ok"

me and zim went to skool and i saw zim holding my hand.

"zim,why are you holding my hand for?"i ask

"what,i am holding your hand"

dib saw us holding hand's.

"zim you amor angel"dib said

i hit dib with a textbook right to the head.

me and zim walk off.

(at the house)

okami was walking to the living room and gir saw her he walk up to her.

"do you want tacos"gir ask

"no thanks gir"okami said

she jump on the tv and gir is trying to get her....

Invader Grimm chapter seven Human again

posted by titanicdragon

Author's note
Chillyneon Thanks for the help you rock!!!

Zoey's pov

I walked along with Dib. I knew he was sad that Ariel was sick and all, but the cure would be hard to find. I lied about knowing a cure just to calm him down. Ariel might know. Maybe

"So,say's Dib, Whats going on with Ariel?

"Well,she's........"

Just then my phone ringed

"Hello?", I say.

"Zoey,it's Zim"

"What's up Zimmy?"

"You need to come,quick"

"What is it?"

"Ariel"

"What's wrong with her?"

I put it on speaker cause I knew Dib would want to hear

"She's, umm....... how do I put this in the calmest way.............GOING TO THE ER!!!!""

"WHY??"...

Invader Zim Friend and Enemies part 2

posted by titanicdragon

Rose's Pov

"E.T. Let me go!!!!!!!!!!"

"NO I won't" he barked

"I don't want to have to hurt you"

"You hurt me?!" he laughed

"I warned you"

I graphed his other arm with my free hand then I fliped him. He looked stunned.

"I told you"

"Gir!"

"What's a GIR?"

Then a green dog that anyone could wasan costume showed up.

"Gir graph her!"

"Graph who?"

"Her!" pointing at the place whre I had been.

"What she gone?"

I ran not caring that I was getting wet I had to get away. I reach my room in the foster início I sighed. I turned and I nearly jump out of my skin.

Zim's Pov

She had being able to escape me.

"Gir find her!"

He...

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Transcript- Mopiness of doom

posted by thisperson1212

"Mopiness of Doom" por Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for you to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess you can hide there... oi WAIT! NO! Stay where you are!

ZIM: Or what, you're gonna stop me with your forno mitt?

DIB: It's not an forno mitt, you lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power.

ZIM: Your...

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How It Began- Chapter 2

posted by InvaderRaven

Bored on the bus, Gaz reached in her backpack for her Gameslave 4.
Gaz still remained the ultimate gamer. No matter what anyone said,
specifically Iggins. Who sadly survived that brutal elevator crash.
Gaz pitied him every time he denied she was the better gamer. The bus
finally arrived at the Skool. Dib walked her out, as if she was still
a little girl, which she really despised. Gaz hated it when her brother
always acted protective over her, like anyone would mess with her, but Dib
didn't get that. They walked towards the building entrance and sat
on the steps.
While Gaz played her game, Dib nagged...

The Invader Changes, Chapter 5

posted by pumpkinqueen

Chapter Five, The Krazy Taco

We walk back to my house and go to my ship. "Ladies First" I say as I open the door for Jen to get in. Blushing slightly she smiles and jumps in. I jump in behide her, start the ship, and we qucikly fly off. Jen presses her face against the window "Wow, this is amazing! You can see everything from up here!" I chuckle "Yes, it's a much better way to travel. Much better then that horrble bus." We both start laughing, then gir jumps out of his set and points to the fual meter "Master look, it's flashing red! I LIKE RED!" I look at it and he was right, it was flashing...

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scar chapter 2.5

posted by scar_two

scar was trying to figure out were he was and sent a sos signal to the other rebel irkens but was intercepted por a large jail carrier and the ship sent a warning they were going to arrest him. so scar packed all the armas he can find. he put his pistols in his pockets his knifes in his boot and his rocket launcher... some were. then his turrets sensed a large ship.t but were destroyed. when scar got the damage denunciar he got ready and got his riffle and tryed to shoot the planes engine but it was too weak. then irken solders came out of the ship and captured him. his weapons were incinerated por the security field (reference). and was sent to a cell the walls were bloody and fogo torn and he heard deafening screams and moans he looked over hoping to wake up but saw guards he knew he sensed the future and he was put in a cell.

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Zim or Dib? Part 8

posted by Invader_K

Blink walked into her room. The smell of vanilla and cinnamon filled her nose. Well, she just smelled the smell of vanilla and cinnamon. Her room hadn't changed. Except for all the gifts and balloons. She dropped her bag, and went to check it out. One gift was from Purple, another was from Red, and the last two were from Zim and Dib. Dib's present was wrapped in Blue paper, and Zim's present was wrapped in Purple paper. She decided to open Purple's present first. It was the same outfit she was wearing. "Ok?" Blink said, tossing it on her bed. She opened Red's present seguinte and it was some kind...

Invader Stickly (Chapter 2)

posted by InvaderStickly

DIB'S POV
I was pretty sure that the new kid in Mrs. Cliope's class was an alien. But I'm a genius. I knew that if I went after Stickly instead of Zim, Zim would think he would be off the hook. Well, I won't stop for anything until Zim is proven an alien.

JUKAI'S POV
Either the crazy Dib kid was right, Stickly is an alien, or Stickly was spray-painted. I believe in Martians. Nothing else. Just Martians. So maybe that kid was a Marian. There was no way to know for sure.

GAZ'S POV
You know, I thought my life was at it's for annoying. But Dib came início saying there was another alien in...

Rubii And R.I.P Ghost Dib AMv:I Miss U

posted by silvaria_fan23

I Miss U Dibby

Ghost Dib:

(I miss you, I miss you)
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
We'll have Dia das bruxas on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)

Rubii:Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders...

Cynders Cruel End

posted by InvaderCynder

the wind howled as it blew my short, battle scarred wig. my saia lifted slightly and lowered heavily as i stood still, resentment flashing in my eyes. "i always had a suspicion that you hated me, Gir. and now i can confirm it! you left bolinho, queque all alone that night just to be with another robot and now you threaten me!" i screamed over the sound blocking wind. suddenly bolinho, queque appeared behind him, her eyes blacker than a moonless night sky.

"I'm here, Gir." she said in a demonic, echoing voice. her eyes flashed onto Blood Red and she pinned him to the ground, unsheathing her defense claws...

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invader cynder fanfic 11

posted by InvaderCynder

I got up but i wasn't at the dance anymore. i was on topo, início of a dark skied building. i looked down and saw that it was a REALLY long way down."'bout time you woke up, Cyn." i heard a voice say. it was dark and evil sounding, but soft and woman-like. i turned around to see a teenager. she had on a black dress with a red bow in front and a White collar. she had Red cuffs and her hair was puled into two pigtails, held together por Red ribbons. just like my hair a dia ago.it was long and Blond, but different shades of Blond.

"who are you?" i asked with a pinch of fear in my voice."that's not important,...

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 5

posted by woowie

gir and Kat finally arrived at Lightopia. It was really cool looking. They entered some huge hi-tech castle. "Ah, I have been waiting for you, Darkshadow." Kat didn't mind Striker calling her por her real name. "Okay, princess, fun's over! Where's Zim?" Kat asked.
"Your friend, Zim?"
"Yes!"
"I don't know how to put this, Darkie, but, he's dead."

Dead!? Kat completely lost it. "Dead!? You mean you killed him!?" Kat shouted. "Yes. And there's no need to shout, Darkshadow!" he answered. "Do I seriously look like I care!?" Kat said, "What kind of leader are you!? Watch me kill YOU somedat, Unicornia!"...

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Mpreg:Bubblegum:Special Moment

added by RealCosmic

Source: drawn por the awesome hatter4life

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Dib In The Pool

added by silvaria_fan23

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Something U Didnt Notice In Invader Zim

added by silvaria_fan23

Source: Dib Has Fangs!! like Zim

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Bubblegum Chapter 1

posted by RealCosmic

A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg slash fic. You don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...