invasor zim Article: ZaDr Chapter 5 Dib Is Sick

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posted by silvaria_fan23

Sick Dib And Bad Zim

Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Gaz::Hehe
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng About The Crazy Kid Heheh!
Zim:Be QUIET Puny Human!
zita:Ok Ok
Mrs.Bitters:Ok Were Just Gana Start The Lesson With Out Him
Zim:*Raises Hand*
Mrs.Bitters:Yes Zim
Zim:Can I Go To The RestRoom?
Mrs.Bitters:Ok
Zim: *Walks In Front Of The Door*
Mrs.Bitters:No Leaving WithOut A hall Pass
Zim:Of Course
Mrs.Bitters:*Gives Hall Pass To Zim* Ok But Dont Leave Skool Ground
Zim:Ok
*At The RestRoom*
Zim:Hmm Wht Should I Do To Get Out Of Skool Ground *Looks At Window* Hmm Maybe I'll Get Out From The Window *Smirks*
Zim: *Climsbs Up The Window And Gets Out * Finally Now Time To Go To My Dibby's House *Runs Away*
*Mean While*
Dib:ACHO! Uhh I Cant Sleep...*Turns Tv On*
Dib:Uhh Barney Is On In Tv Let Me See Wht Else Is On..*Changes Channel*Ohh I Like Yughio
*Zim Knocks Dib's Window*
Dib:Huh? Who's Knocking My Window?? *Hides Under Cover* I'm Scared
Zim:DIB IS ME UR ZIMMY!!
Dib:Huh? *Uncovers* Zim Its U *Opens Window*
Dib:Wht Are U Doing Here?
Zim:I Was Waiting For U *Gets In*
Dib:Srry I Couldnt Come To Skool Is Cuz I'm Sick
Zim:Aww Poor Dibby *Gets Close And Pushes Him On Bed* Perhaps We Can Have A Time Alone
Dib:Idk Zim *Blushes And Sniffs*
Zim:Come On Dibby *Rubs His Chin* Lets Have A Time Togheter
Dib:But Shouldnt U Be At Skool
Zim:Forget Skool >:)
Dib:Zim Why Are U So BAd?
Zim:Cuz I Like To Be Bad Mister Nice Boy
Dib:Ok...
Zim: *Gets Him close*Kiss Me Dibby
Dib:Idk..*Blushes And Bits Lip*
Zim: *Rubs His Butt*Come on
Dib:*Blushes*Omg...
Zim:*Kisses Him To Death* Hehe *Smirks*
Dib: *Blushes* Oh...Zimmy
Zim:Hehe I Know U Love..
Dib:ACHO!!!!!!!
Zim:AHH GERMS! *Cleans HimSelf*
Dib:This Is Why I Dont Want To Do This With U *Laughs Softly*
Zim:Ehehe Well Biie Dibby I'm Going To Skool
Dib: Wait *Graps Arm* I amor U *Kisses Him*
Zim:!!!!<3 *Blushes* I amor U Too Dibby <333
Dib:Well Go To Skool Mister!
*At Skool*
Mrs.Bitters:Uhh Were's Zi..
Zim: *Pops Out* I'm HERE!!
Mrs.Bitters:Wow U Almost lost Free Time
zim:But Dang God I Got On Time <:)
Rubii:Hehe Tht Zim
Maliry:I Know
Tak:GRR Zim Will Be Mine
Melissa Nar:Dont Worry He Will Be Urs Right Guys
Erick And Carolina:Right >:)
Rubii:Uhh Those Puny Girls
Erick:I'm Not A GIRL U LOSER!
EmoNess:SHUT UP ERICk
Erick:Ok Ok
Mrs.Bitters:Ok Well *Looks At Clock*Ohh Its Time For Lunch
*after Lunch EveryOne Leaves Home*
Zim:*Sits In Bus Seat*Hii Gaz
Gaz:Oh Hii Zim
Zim:So Umm...Want To Hang Out With Me And Ur Brother Today
Gaz:OFCOurse THT Will Be Fun!
Zim:Ok
Gaz:Btw In Summer There's Gana Be A Talent Show
Zim:Kool When Is it Gana Be
Gaz: June 3,2010
Zim:AWESome I Wonder If M Dib Worm Will Sing
Gaz:I Know XD
*Tak OverHears Wht Zim And Gaz Are Talking About*
Tak:Hmm There Talking About A Talent Show Maybe I Should Be On One So I Can ImPresse Zim Hehe I He Will amor Me X3
Rubii:Yeah Right T_T
Tak:Be Quiet I know It Is Gana Happen U'll See It Will Happen On June >:)
Marily:WhtEver Tak
TaK:Fine Be Tht Way LoZers
Erick:Yeah Loseers
Carolina: *Sticks Out Tounge*
Melissa Nar: *Makes Angry Look* Losers Of Rubii Loser >XD
Carolina:Good One Melissa Nar HAHAH
EmoNess:Wht EVer I Cant Hear U
Gaz: *OverHears*Ok Their Sure Are Weird Winers
Zim:I Know
Rubii:I Heard THT!
Gaz:Opps *Giggles*
zim:Hehe *Smiles At GAz*
Gaz:*Smiles Back*
*At Gaz's Home*
Gaz:Hey Umm Wana Go See My Brother
Zim:Sure <333 I Will amor To
Dib:*Walks DownStairs*Oh Hii Zimmy *Jumps On Him*I Missed U <333
Zim:I Know U Did *Kisses Him*
Dib:*Gets Up* So Umm
Zim:Idk Hehe
Gaz:Well I'll Leave U alone Loverz
*Leaves*
Dib:Well..
Zim:Lets See A Movie In Ur Room
Dib:Sure
*Walk UpStairs To Dib's Room*
Dib:Lets Watch Scary Movie 1
Zim:Sure But First *Pushes Him In The Couch*
Lets Have Fun
Dib:Oh Zimmy *Blushes*
*They Spent There Time Doing Their Stuff <3333 How Cute*
Dib:Wow Zim Ur Really A Bad Bad Boy
Zim:I Told Ya Dibby Now Lets Watch Our Movie

To be Contunie....

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invader-meef wwwwweeeeeiiiiirrrrrddddd.....BUT AT THE SAME TIME,AWSOME!

InvaderCynder (no offense to you) Gaz: * THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! Zim: what? Gaz: *picks up Dib by the collar and throws him across the room* I WON'T LET DIB TAKE YOU, ZIM! Zim: what the...WHAT IS THIS!?!?!? Gaz: *picks up zim by the collar and pins him against a wall* I'VE BEEN TAKING THIS CRAP FOR TO LONG! FIRST TAK THEN SASHA NOW MY BROTHER!?!?!?!? Zim: i never liked Tak... Gaz: I DON'T CARE! *smacks him across the face* Gir: OWNED! Gaz: let me tell something to YOU. ever time i see you my heart wants to burst first of love and then of sorrow 'cus you're always with somebody else! Zim: eh? Gaz: *drops him and Gir plays the background music for "7 things"* Dib: oh no, not THIS. *roles eyes* Gaz: i probably shouldn't SAY this,but at times i get so scared when i think about the previous relationship we shared. it was awesome but we lost it. it's not possible for me not to care. *sprinklers turn on and Zim burns a little bit* and now we're standing in the rain and nothings ever gonna change until you hear, my dear... Gir: SAY IT, SISTA! Gaz: THE SEVEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU! *music brake* THE SEVEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU! oh, YOU! *gir whistles enthusiastically* Gaz: YOUR BANGS, YOUR GANG, YOU'RE INSECURE! YOU LIKE ME YOU LOVE HER! YOU MADE ME LAUGH, YOU MADE ME CRY, I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU TALK "goodbye!" YOUR FRIENDS THEY'RE JERKS! WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THEM JUST KNOW IT HURTS! i wanna be with the one i knoooooooooooooooooooooooooow. *Zim looks surprisingly at her* Gaz: and the SEVENTH THING i HATE the most that YOU DO..... Dib: oh no don't tell me she;s gonna say- Gaz: *cuts him off* you make me love you. *drops to the floor and looks up at Zim crying*and compared to all the great things that would take to long to wright, i probably should mention the seven that i LIKE.... Gir: *throws a rose* Gaz: THE SEVEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU! YOUR HAIR, YOUR EYES IF WE KISSED I'D BE HYPNOTIZED! YOU MADE ME LAUGH< YOU MADE ME CRY BUT I GUESS I SPOKE OUT OF THE TIME! YOUR HANDS IN MINE WHEN WE'RE INTERTWINED EVERYTHING ALRIGHT! i wanna be with the one i know! and the SEVENTH thing i LIKE the most that you DO.... *everyone looks at her waiting* Gaz: you make me love you....*runs to her room and screams into her pillow*

silvaria_fan23 Rubii:Omg! ZIm:Not Again Puny Human *Hits Head* Dib:She Doesnt Care About Crap And This Is Just A FanFic I mean Its Not Real I DOnt Care Wht u Say Cynder Rubii:I Know And TNX U Dib! Zim:Uhh Cynder Cynder Rubii:Why Cant U Listen! Ayayayaya! Everyone:AYAYAYAYYA Cynder

InvaderCynder Yami: OH, SHUT UP! Mokuba: LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE! Joy: you're aloud to state your opinion and Gaz is aloud to state hers. Cynder: i AM here, Mokuba. *looks to Silvaria* I'm sorry. i guess my need for dominants over this club took control. i didn't meen to annoy you or seem like SweetSponge. Yami: Cynder you didn't do anything. you have no need to apologize. Cynder: *in Ancient Egyptian* be quiet, Atem. *in normal* sorry Dib. Zim. Silvaria. *walks away, dragging Yami by the Millennium Puzzle*

silvaria_fan23 Rubii:Ehehe Thts Ok Dib;Yeah It Is Ok Cynder <) Zim:I Agree

InvaderCynder Joy: come on, Mokuba. *looks at Silvaria* may Slither, Obelisk, and The Winged Dragon Of Rah guide you to heaven. *walks out holding Mokubas hand*

silvaria_fan23 Rubii: My Name Is Rubii Not Silvaria XD hehe Srry Dib:Its Ok Rubii Zim:I Know

invader-meef Hawthorn:*runs in a circle*OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLaaaaaaannnnndddd...STOP!

weirdcandy weird....

woowie Sparky: Zim... Zim: Hey Sparky- Sparky: Come. We need to talk. *go off together* Sparky: I've been wanting to tell you something... *pauses* Zim: Yes? Sparky: ... Zim: Are you okay? Sparky: *tears fill eyes* *falls to ground crying* Zim: Sparky! Sparky: ZIM, YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! YOU ARE ALL 57 OF LIGHTOPIA'S BRIGHTEST MOONS! YOU ARE THE ONLY CURE FOR MY LOVE SICKNESS! YOU ARE MY GOLDEN ZUCCHIN! (golden zucchinis are the loveliest thing on Lightopia) *sniffs* I- I- I LOVE YOU! I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU HAD ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND! *throws rock at L.E.S.S. (Lightopian Equinox Star Ship), which plays background music for "Toxic"* Sparky: Baby can't you see, I'm falling, a guy like you, should wear a warning, It's dangerous, I'm falling... Zim: *blinks* Sparky: Too high, Can't come down, It's in the air and it's all around, Can you feel me now? Zim: Woah- Sparky: WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M ON A RIDE, YOU'RE TOXIC I'M SLIPPING UNDER, WITH A TASTE OF A POISON PARADISE, I'M ADDICTED TO YOU, DON'TCHA KNOW THATCHA TOXIC? LESS: Self destruct... *explodes* BOOM! Sparky: *runs off crying blood and screaming* MY DREAMS CRUSHED! EVERYTHING! KAT WAS RIGHT- LIFE IS STUPID!

invader-meef Hawthorn:awwwwwww.....poor Sparky...

InvaderCynder (next day) DING DONG! Gaz: I'll get it! *Gaz opens the door but the only thing there is a present at the door and a girl with long black hair wearing a big black dress running away. it's to hard to tell who she is* Gaz: who's this to? or...FROM? *sees it's addressed to Dib Membrane* *Gaz closes the door and brings the present up to dibs room* Gaz: this came for who. not sure from who. *gives him the Present* *Dib opens the Present and gasps with a slight smile* Gaz: what is it? Dib: weird...it's from Cynder. Gaz: who cares? WHAT IS IT? Dib: it's a...a...*pulls out a big Red book that says "medicine food stuffs" on the front* a recipe book! Gaz: ok, what's she thinking? Dib: I'm not sure. *opens the book to see a little envelope in the front. he opens it and pulls out 50 $100 bills* HOLY COW! *looks again and sees a not that reads "these are every known food items that can cure human sicknesses. here's a bunch of money to help you out. use it wisely!"* Gaz: ok, now THAT'S what i call nice! uh...sorry about last night. *Dib nods unconsciously*

lillymango1 *lilly and becky crash thogh the wall* lilly: were is all the cookies ayy ayy becky: were did u put the zim zim: ....what ? dib: ./....wt *interupted* milly: bad romance here gaz: when did u get here milly: when this started

RosaluvzJB aw this was so cute and sweet!

sailormars101 poor dib he was sick

THE BATTLE BEGINS!!!

posted by invaderlin123

lin was nervous she never fought her whole life! but her sister was the greatest fighter she ever knew. ''zim?'' lin tried to communicate with zim in his ship. ''ZIM!'' suddenly a wireless transimission came through ''huh! what is it lin?'' ''um idas pretty strong so....'' ''excatly how powerful is she?'' lin paused and stared and looked at veer. ''um she has two units which means she has mais help than ever!'' ''TWO!? SHE HAS TWO? how is that even possible?'' lin did a dissapointing face. ''she roubou one'' zim stared at gir strangly who seemed to be playing with his little moose toy. ''why...

I'm just weird....aren't I ?!

posted by invadersaphhire

ooookkkkkaaayyy...this is all at Zim's base,k?

Xena:*shes sittin on the couch,watchin tv*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!tht guy got beat up por a TODDLER!!!

Zim:XENA!!I TOLD U NOT TO GET ON THE sofá ANYMORE!!not after last time!!!

Xena:Is it a rule tht I'm not allowed on the couch?

Zim:*irritated twich*yes.

Xena:Unless you MADE the rules,IGNORE THEM!!

Zim:GET OFF THE COUCH!

Xena:thnx 4 the friendly suggestion,but i LIKE the couch!

Zim:GET OFF!!*tries to shove her off the couch*

Xena:FINE!!!*jumps on his head*but...

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My Life Sucks Without You 1

posted by woowie

Sparky, Zim, Gir, and Kat had gone to Florida. They were there because Dib was there, and they were spying on him. Suddenly, the sky got dark. Sparky and Kat started atuação strange. The two Lightopian sisters sensed danger. Then, it happened. It started to storm and get very windy. "Zim... uhh... there's somthing I should-"
"Not now Kat!"

Dib ran. There was a flash, and seguinte thing he knew, Zim was facing a category five tornado! The sisters were seguinte to him trembling with fear. suddenly, the four realized they were running for their lives. The tornado picked Kat up. "NO!" Sparky shouted. Zim...

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What Ever Happened To Freindship? pt1

posted by InvaderCynder

*Cynder walks through a park with her freinds Joy and Kendra*

Cynder: *get hit in the head with something* huh? *turns around*

Zim: nice shot, Sasha!

Sasha: thanks Zimmy!

Cynder: HEY! that hurt!

Sasha: well duh!

Cynder: huh?

Kendra: apparently it was supposed to hurt.

Joy: *gets ticked* WHAT!?!?*turns to Zim and Sasha* YOU BULLIES! COME UP HERE AND SEE IF YA CAN DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT GETTING HURT YOURSELVES YA BIG BALONEY!

Kendra: *holding Joy back* come on, girl, it's just a pebble.

Joy: IM GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR **** AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ******* AND ************** WITH IN ****** THE ********************************...

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invader mika part 4

posted by mikmik2

so i smashed the camera and hid the pieces,it stoped raining so zim found me hiding he told me to come with him so i did and there inside stood a dog named gir watching a show called"the scary monkey show"then his robot form came out and his eyes tuned red and said 'intruder!'then zim came in front of me and said'no gir this a friend'then gir said'zim's got a girlfriend zim's got a girlfriend!' zim was blushing,i laughed so we all sat down when zim told me to stay here i did so when he came back up from his lab he made me my very own S.I.R he toold me i could need some help so i was about to go but it rained but then something amazing happened it snowed when zim saw it...

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invader mika part 3

posted by mikmik2

i awnserd the door and there stood a gift when i opened it a flash of light passed through me and i woke up it was night and i looked at my hand it looked like zim's hand three fingers and a black glove! i quickly ran to the mirror and i saw i looked just exactly like an irken!so when i made a perfect duisgise it was morning and i walked to skool when i sat down zim said "did you like your present mika"then i replied"a little" when i was about to scratch my escrivaninha, mesa i claws started coming out and in like a cat so when the sino rang it rained so when i went out before i can go out zim warned me...

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invader...mika?!?!?!?!?

posted by mikmik2

it was 4:00am and i was wide awake watching invader zim my parents don't know i am in amor with zim but they do know i am a HUGE fã of IZ so they were asleep and i was sitting on the sofá with all my invader zim toys and gadgets as it was on i fell asleep so i woke up and i did my morning routine i thought that it was going to be a original boring dia until i came to this school but it was spelled wrong it was skool i felt wierd my parents weren't início the place was empty and i had a dog until the teacher anounced hello new student annouce your name to your new classmates until i saw him,it was zim!my coração started pounding as i annouced my name so the teacher told me to sit seguinte to zim i was so in amor i rushed to my assento as the teacher was talking about the big bang and saying doom doom doom i just stared at zim and zim stared back as he looked at me i quickley looked at the teacher but then zim told me...

My first post

posted by ScienceWolf

Hi! I am a Zim and gir fan.

Zim: I need some help right now!
Gir: Oop, not right there! Can I get you a drink?
Zim: Yes,but AFTER you GIVE me some help! *pulls a wire and it launches him across the room* GIR!!!
Bell: HEHEHEHE!!! *points and bursts out laughing*
Zim: Come over here!!
Gir: I'm just wondering... oi Master! Needs wires rewond?
sino and Zim: Gir! Help right now!!!

por the way, the way gir is cause he's the dumb version of Gir, here's the smart version.

Gir: Master, what do you need?
Zim: Please help me rewind these wires.
Gir: Anything! *grabs tools and does task*

Ok, y'all know Dib and Gaz? Well, Mandark really takes it all in!!! So...... until seguinte time!, says Gir.

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Zim

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gir on his pig

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"Somebody Needs A Hug!" ~ Problems In The Invader Zim Spot

posted by misanthrope86

So, there have been a few problems in this spot lately. And some of you seem to think that I am the root of them. So this is an open letter to anyone who wants to read it about the problems in this spot.

Problem Number One ~ Miscategorised Content: Not In The Right Place

A lot of people have been posting their Invader Zim stuff in weird places. Here is a guide to what each section of this spot is for:

Videos~ Well, obviously for videos!

Images~
Photos: for fotografias of the characters of Invader Zim, or episodic stills, or fotografias of Invader Zim merchandise that you own.
Wallpapers: for computer wallpapers...

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invader zim episode 3 full

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Girlfriend

added by Wicked-Invasion

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my luv bunny

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datr drwing

added by silvaria_fan23

Source: my fav couple

Happy Birthday!

added by iPsychic

Source: Invader Zim (lol).

My new slippers!!!!

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Camping Trip- Chapter 1

posted by DMhello

Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making jantar for myself; I was in a short sleeved white blusa and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh feno Dib, what are you...

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What Goes On In Gir's Mind...

posted by iPsychic

'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled gir who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. gir looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' gir shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...

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The invader falls in amor ch11

posted by zagrfreak94

Dib was so nervous of Gaz's absents and was thinking the worst already; she was only 5 minutos late.

"She's not here yet, something has happened and it's my fault. Because of me Gaz can be in danger, defenseless and alone, without her brother. What if Zim is using her for his evil and stuff?" Dib said out loud, he was sweating and his hands were trembling in fear. He then stood instantly; his fear he had a minuto atrás went away and stood in a heroic pose

"No, I won't let Zim harm my little sister, I'M COMING GAZ!!!"

He ran toward the door and once he opened it he then collides with someone and...