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Zoey's pov

I had to work late and I called Zim telling him that I be início a little later, he asked if he could pick me up, but I told him it was a nice night and wanted to walk início alone. That was a mistake.

It was late June I was half way back to the base when I felt like I was being followed, I turned around a felt uneased something was there I could feel it. I started running then I stop and turned around the feeling was gone.

"Easy Zoey your scaring yourself"

"A beautiful girl shouldn't be on the streets por herself"

I jumped

"Who are you?"

"I'm Gilles De Rais prince of the vampires"

"Oh good for you well if you don't mind my boyfriend is waiting for me a he gets very worried when I not início when I say I will be"

I tried to walk away but he step in front of me.

"Let me por please"

"I can't do that you see my dear Zoey, I want you I have always want you"

"Umm I don't know who the hell you are but I'm taken so if you excuse me"

I started feeling really scaried, I need to get out of here but he was blocking my path.

"Sorry my dear Zoey but I have waited long enough to have you!"

I called Zim I didn't know what to do, he need to hear this because I knew I was fucked.

I heared him answer.

"Love-pig?"

I felt a little better when I heard his vocie.

"You see Zoey you were a great vampire and you be a great queen"

"Hell NO!"

I pulled out a sword.

"Let me go and I won't kill you"

He laughed it was scary. I statred laughing.

"Well this has been fun but I have to go now"

Then I was graph por two vampiros I droped my sword.

He walked up to me.

"I can give you what ever you want and I will my queen but first it time to be what you were meant to be"

He bite me, I forget how painful it was I was fading fast.

"Zimmy"

He frowned the graphed my phone.

"Came after us and you be killed on the spot"

Then he threw the phone on the ground.

"NO" I screamed

Then I blackout.

Zim's pov

My love-pig wasn't início yet something was wrong she should have been início por now. I put on my disguise to go look for her.

"Gir I'll be back!"

Then the phone rang I picked it up.

"Love-pig?"

"You see Zoey you were a great vampire and you be a great queen" came male voice

"Hell NO!" she yelled

She pulled out a sword.

"Let me go and I won't kill you"

He laughed it was scary it even scaried the amazing Zim. She statred laughing.

"Well this has been fun but I have to go now"

Then I heard her being graph and she droped her sword. He walked up to her.

"I can give you what ever your you want and I will my queen but first it time to be what you were meant to be"

He bite her, it was a loud bite I could feel she was fading fast

"Zimmy"

He graphed the phone.

"Came after us and you be killed on the spot"

Then he threw the phone on the ground.

"NO" she screamed

Then I heared no more.

"NOOOOOOO!" I screamed

I ran out of the base I got about 3 blocks away when I found her phone and sword"

"Zoey!!!!!!" I screamed

But I knew there was no point she was gone I fell to the ground. Why wasn't I with her? Why did I listen to her? She was.... No she could take care of herself, but not when it was a vampire

Then I remembered the tracking device I would be able to find her but I need to get help though I didn't want help but I couldn't do this alone saddly and there were only two people that cared enough to help me. I went to Ariel first.

Ariel's pov

It was summer. Jasper and I were planing on taking a trip together. I thought maybe I should ask Zoey and Zim to come too. There was a knock at the door.

"I got it" said Jasper

"Ok!"

"Ariel you should come here!" he yelled

"What's wrong?"

I ran to the front door Zim look like he had been crying.

"Zim what's wrong!?!"

"Z she been...."

"She been what?"

"Kidnaped!"

"What?"

He pulled out a tape recorder and play back what he heared. I fell down on the sofá Jasper sat seguinte to me. Zim looked like he passout.

"Zim you need to sit down"

He shook his head.

"I thought I let you know since you care about my love-pig but you don't have to help I'm not making you but I can't do this por myself."

"Zim of course I will help she still my sister!"

"I know but your human now it going to be hard you might die"

He was right

"I'll figure it out"

"If you say so I have to tell Dib-worm he will want to know as well"

"Oh ok"

He left.

"Ariel what are you thinking?" asked Jasper

I looked at Jasper and I hugged him.

"Jasper the only way to save Zoey is if I became a vampire again"

"I know"

My mother walked in.

"Whats wrong Ariel?"

"It's Zoey she been kidnaped!"

"Should we call the cops?"

"She was kidnapped por a vampire!"

"Oh dear"

"Mom I have to became a vampire again it the only way"

"I know do what you think is right"

She left, Jasper kissed me

"I'll let you think"

Then he left. I knew I had two choice let Zim and Dib save her alone, or became a vampire and save her. I knew that if it was me Zoey would do it. If she could I could too. I went out to become a vampire again.


Dib's pov

I was watching Mysteries Mysteries when there was a knock on the door.

"Who could that be?"

I went to answer it. Zim was standing on the other side and he looked like hell.

"What do you want!?!"

"It's Zoey"

"What about her?"

"She been...."

"WHAT!"

"Kidnaped!"

My coração drop.

"What happened?"

He played the tape. I shook my head everything made sence now the attacks this new vampire prince made them attack her he was proabably paid them to kidnap her and when they failed he did it himself. Zim kept repeating that he should had been there.

"Zim it not your fault he been after her for awhile, we get her back I promise"

"Why wasn't I, there why wasn't I there?"

"Zim?"

He didn't answer,I had never seen him like this he really did amor Zoey. I had to snap him out of it. We couldn't save her if he was like this!

"Gaz?"

"What!" she yelled

"I need you to hit Zim"

"Why?"

"Umm he kind of suck in a weird place"

"Fine"

She walk up slapped him then walked away.

"Who dares hit Zim!"

"That's better"

He looked at me.

"Umm thanks I think"

I smiled

"Sure o espaço boy"

"Come I know how to find her!"

We left together and went to Zim's base to find Zoey.

Zoey's pov

I woke up in a beautiful room with no windows. I rubbed my neck it hurt. I looked around there had to be a way out of here. I push myself out of the cama and ran to the door but it was locked from the outside.

I fell to the floor and cried. I was traped with a messed up vampire with no way of getting help. I looked at the ring Zim gave me.

"Zimmy"

I pulled the ring off and kissed it. It was all I had left of him, I would never see him again.

"No Z he loves you he will find you"

I looked at that ring and saw something that wasn't suppose to be on a ring. I smiled

"A tracking device should had know that you do something like this my evil alien"

I put the ring back on. I closed my eyes

"Please hurry"

I got back up, went do the bed, went back to sleep and I dream of us being together again.

"My queen it's jantar time"

I woke up with him sitting por me.

"Let me go you asshole!"

"Now Now Now my queen you shouldn't be so rude it's not very queen like"

He tried to run his hand through me hair which I let grow out when I became human again. I bared my fangs.

"Don't touch me!"

"Is that anyway to talk to your future husband?"

I spat in his face.

"You are not my future husband Zim is"

Wow I can't believe I said that but I did want to marry him. He smiled a wicked smile.

"You forget about him soon enough my queen."

He claped his hands then I was held down and he poured blood into my throat, I knew he did something to it. It didn't taste right. I tried not to andorinha but I needed blood. He stopped.

"My queen?"

"Go to hell!"

He frowned

"Hmm stronger willed then I thought no matter you will be mine!"

He and the others left and I heared the door lock. I began to cry.

"Please hurry ZIM!"

Then I fell back asleep.

Zim's pov

It had been over a dia now that my love-pig had been kidnaped. I felt so guilty I should have been with her! Dib-worm was still here looking a the tracking device map.

"Where the hell is this place?!?" he said out aloud.

I was so mad, I want to kill him for taking my love-pig. I was also sad because I should have been there to protect her she always there for me and the one time I should have been I wasn't!


I looked up it did seem to be nowhere. gir came down crying. He amor Zoey as much as I did.

"Gir come here!"

He did and pick him up a hug him. I never done that before and I was surprised that I did it but my love-pig was gone and the tracking device was having trouble figure out where she was.

"I want ZO" said Gir

"I do to gir I do to"

"She proabaly a vampire por now but lock up tight" said Dib-worm

"And how that any better!" I yelled

"Easy Zim I just saving she not dead!"

I sighed

"Sorry Dib-worm I just worried about her"

"I know Zim I know"

There was a knock at the door, gir jumped down and ran to get it. It was Ariel and she was a vampire again Jasper was with her. Then Dib turned.

"Ariel?"

Dib's pov

I stay with Zim he was a mess! He passout when we got to his base. I watched T.V. with gir till he woke up.

"You ok?"

"No"

"We will save her Zim we will"

He showed me the tracking device map but he didn't talk again. It surprised me how much I was worried for him, he seem to be nothing without Zoey. I felt the tears in my eyes. She was my best friend and she was like a segundo sister. Zim was right one of should had been with her, but thats in the pasted what done is done it want we do now that matters.

Zim was hugging Gir. When there was a knock at the door. gir answered it and on the other side stood the vampire Ariel and the human Jasper.

Ariel wore a shrit that only went down to her belly, she looked great. Damn it Ariel stop making me like you! You broke my heart.

"Ariel?"

"Hello Dib good to see you"

"Yeah good to see you too" I rubbed the back of my neck.

"Ariel your a vampire again why?" asked Zim

"It's the only way I could take the vampire prince down and I kind of missed it"

"Thank you Ariel you really are a good friend"

She hugged him

"Lets get our Zoey back!"

Gilles De Rais's pov

She still loved that bloody alien! How the amor spell should had made her mine por now. I gave it to her over ten times now and everytime I say my queen she yell at me she was stronger then I thought. But she couldn't fight it off forever soon she would be mine then I kill that flithy alien and anyone eles you tried to take my queen.

"If her parnets would have just giving her to me they wouldn't had died such a bad death, but she never know it was me"

I laughed

"You will be mine Zoey Luna you will be"

Then I went to see the wizard to make the spell stonger and a spell where she say what I wanted The wedding was tonight and once we were married nothing could take her away.

Zoey's pov

That little UGGGG he killed my parnets not Jasper I hated the wrong person for 400 years. I was walking the grounds with my escourts yes escourts I killed the first two and tried to escape but now I had five with me when I walked the grounds.
I saw the moon closed my eyes.

"Zimmy hurry! There not much time" I thought.

He was marrying me tonight and I couldn't stop it.


Ariel's pov

I was a vampire again and the segundo time it wasn't as bad, I got in a short t-shrit and graphed some stakes. This vampire kidnapped the wrong sister. I just hope she was ok. The five us yes gir was comming too jumped into Zim cruzador and went to get Zoey back. Zim looked so lost without Zoey it made me want to cry. I loved Jasper but would he do the same for me? I looked at Dib,he had saved me and I repaid with breaking his heart.

He wouldn't look at me and I didn't blame him what I did to him was unforgivable. Again I felt like I was going to cry.

"Snap out of it Ariel your here to save Zoey remember" I told myself

"You know if he marries her we can't save her, she his por vampire law" said Jasper

All the suddened Zim hit the gas and we flew.

"Zim your going to get us killed!" yelled Dib

Zim didn't answer and we soon were there.

Zoey's pov

Time was runing out and I lost hope. I was put into a beautiful white dress and was being escourted to the vampire church. I was crying, I never see my evil and sweet alien again, I wouldn't see my rookie again and I never see Ariel again.

The spell still hadn't worked I still loved Zim with ever fiber in my being but the other did I couldn't speak. Soon the música played and there was no hope left in me. The vampire prince did look good in his suit with his green eyes and blonde hair, but I would never amor him never! The priest statred I saw the moon.

"I will all always amor you Zimmy always!"

"If anyone thinks thats these two should not be wed speak now or forever hold your peace."

I knew it was over then the doors broke done

"I Object!" yelled Zim

"Zimmy" I yelled in my head.

I ran to him none stopped me and I ran right into his arms and he kissed me.

"Love-pig" he was crying

"Zimmy" my vocie was back "I thought I never see you again!"

"No my love-pig I would never give up on you I amor you"

I kissed him again he picked me up. I saw Rookie, Jasper and Ariel she was a vampire again and she had a lot of stakes in her hand and she looked pissed.

"NO She MINE! You stupid alien!" yelled the prince

"She doesn't amor you leave my love-pig alone!" yelled Zim

Zim held me tighter, Ariel step out in front

"Anyone who doesn't want to die here tonight leave now!"

Soon all that was left was the prince, his guards and my friends.

"Zim get Zoey out of here" said Ariel

"No!" I yelled

"I told you she wouldn't go" said Dib.

Zim put me down and gave me my sword I kissed him and the battle started.

Zim's pov

I had to get there before it was to was to late! He couldn't have my love-pig! We found the church where the wedding was being held. Ariel and I killed the guards outside then I heared those words.

"If anyone thinks thats these two should not be wed speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I Object!" I screamed

The crowd turned I saw my love-pig she looked amazing in that white dress she ran down the aisle into my arms I held her tight and kissed her.

"Love-pig" I was crying

"Zimmy,I thought I never see you again!"

"No my love-pig I would never give up on you"

She kissed me again and I picked her up.

"NO She MINE! You stupid alien!" yelled the prince

"She doesn't amor you leave my love-pig alone!" I yelled

I held her tighter planing on never letting go! She loved me she picked Zim!Ariel step out in front of us she look mad as hell!

"Anyone who doesn't want to die here tonight leave now!"

Soon all that was left was the prince, his guards Japser, Dib-worm, her, my love-pig and me.

"Zim get Zoey out of here" said Ariel

I wanted to so baddly but I knew better, she stay and fight it was in her nature. Which was one of the many reasons I loved her so.

"No!" yelled my love-pig

"I told you she wouldn't go" said Dib-worm

I put her down and gave her a sword. She kissed me and the battle started.

Dib's pov

We got there just in the nick of time. Zoey did look amazing in her wedding dress,she ran into Zim arms. He held her tight, I glaced at Ariel I know I should hate her with every fiber in my soul. Yet I still amor with all my heart. Zim was so lucky that Zoey loved him so much.


I pick up my sword walk seguinte to Zoey and Zim. I glared at the vampire prince. He kidnap my best friend he would pay!

"You will all die!" he yelled

Then his guards attacked us I took one out and then was ready to attack another when I was hit in the back of the head, I fell down, I turned around to see a vampire on topo, início of me.

I knew it was over my sword was three feet away, but what happened seguinte surpried me Jasper push the vampire off of me. I got back up and graphed my sword and ran to help him the vampire was over him. I cut the head off then pulled out a stake the stabbed the coração for good measure.

He lay there, I didn't know if he was dead or turning but I went back to the fight. I saw Ariel fighting with the prince I went to help her.


Ariel's pov

I handed some stakes to everyone. Then It started I burned three guards at once then walked to the prince.

"So your the famous Ariel"

"And your the jerk who kidnapped my sister!"

"Kidnap is such a strong word I go with saved, you really don't know how valuable she is do you?"

"Maybe not the way your thinking but she my sister and my best friend we look out for each other. So you made a big mistake!"

He laughed I thought it was bad on the tape but in real life it was a horrible. Then he lunged I quickly moved out of the way, then threw a stake at him flew por his head.

We fought what seemed to be forever then he cheated he used his gift. Zoey was standing in the middle of the floor,Zim was on his spinder legs using laser on some of the vampires.

Then groud shook then Zoey was wraped up in vines and they were bring her to him when Zim shot the vines she was falling to the floor but he caught her.

I was watching this the whole time that I forget about he was on topo, início of me.

"You die now!"

"NOOOOO" it was Dib he had a crossbow and shot it at him hiting him in the head.

He eyes were blood red with angry. He was walk to Dib he used his power to make him weaponless.

"You trouble some Grimm"

He was to close to him, I pick myself, graphed a stake then stabbed in the back. He turned then I stabbed him in the heart, ripped his head off then burned him. It was over.

Zoey's pov

The prince was dead I saw the flames so did the other vampiros that were still standing. They stopped attacking then walked in front of me. Zim growled, but they didn't attack they bowed.

"What?"

"You are the princess of the vampiros now Zoey Luna, we are your humble servants" said the front vampire.

My legs gave way Zim caught me before I fell to the floor. The guards still were bowing.

"This can't be happening!" I screamed

"Princess Zoey you were to marry the prince which makes you a princess in his eyes and now that he is dead and we are happy about that we never liked him. You are the new princess long live princess Zoey"

"No NO No I don't want this I just want to go início and be with my Zimmy!"

"You may your highness but you still rule over vampires"

I started crying. Zim picked me up bride style which was kind of funny since I was a bride right now.

"She tried let her rest do whatever you need to do"

They didn't move.

"He my lover you listen to him just as much as me now please go"

"Yes your highness"

Then they were gone. Zim pulled closer and I snuggled into his chest.

"The sun is almost up we going to have to stay over" said Ariel

So we went back to the castelo to rest.

Ariel's pov

I was shocked my Zoe was the princess of the vampires. We were in the palace, Jasper was a vampire again he had be bit, but he hadn't said a word.

"Jasper whats wrong?"

"Ariel I have to go"

"Go where?"

"Anywhere, I have to be alone"

"Jasper?"

"Ariel I'm not good even for you and I can never amor you the way you need to be"

"What are you saying?"

"I leaving Ariel and I'm never comming back"

I was crying, he whiped the tears away

"It would have never worked out between us, I know you still amor that big headed human"

"Jasper!"

He kissed my cheek

"Good-bye Ariel"

Then he was gone.

Dib's pov

I was walking around the palace it was amazing to look at it was made just for vampiros no windows. I was glad we were able to save Zoey and kill the crazy vampire who kidnapped her. Yet I was still sad I missed Ariel. I grounded my teeth.

"She taken remember"

"No she not big head"

I turned

"Jasper, what do you mean?"

He didn't answer he just walked away then I heard crying I went to it. I found Ariel on the floor crying. She looked up then hided her face. I sat por her put an arm around her. She hugged me I felt high at that moment she was in my arms again.

"Dib I'm sorry"

"No I'm sorry I should have never yelled at you"

"No you had ever right I told you I loved you, then I ran into his arms you must hate me."

I sighed

"Ariel, you hurt me yes but I could never hate you I never stopped loving you, I couldn't get you out of my big head"

She giggled

"Your head not big"

I put my figure to her lips.

"You did something to me the first dia I saw you, and well...."

She kissed me. She pulled away.

"Don't stop" I whispered

She kissed me again I picked her up just like Zim did for Zoe she fell asleep in my arms. I carried her to a room, I put her on the cama kissed her forhead I was about leave and find my own room.

"Stay"

I turned

"Dibby please stay"

I walked back to her and I laid seguinte to her she put her head on my chest wraped her arms around me and fell asleep. I felt the cord again grow tighter. I wonder if this is what it like for Zim? That was my last thought before I fell asleep.


Zim's pov

I held her close I refused to let her go ever again! We were in the room that piece of **** gave her. She was still crying, she didn't want to be a princess all she wanted was me. I kissed her .

"It be ok my love-pig Zim is here"

"Zim you sneaky dog"

"What?"

"The tracking device"

"Umm I can explain that"

She kissed me

"I know my evil alien why you did it and I'm glad I be married to...."

"Let not speak of him he dead now he can't hurt you"

"I know but...."

"Zoey it will be ok I will always be here for you and you will make a great ruler. Your smart, kind, strong, you can fight but most of all your beautiful"

"Zimmy"

"No matter what my love-pig I will fight for you, and I will always amor you. Your this invader great treasure, I need nothing but you You gave me something no Irken has ever felt before you make me feel like I have a heart, and I never want to go back to feeling without it. I amor Princess Zoey Luna till the end of time I'm yours."

She kissed me hard taking the breath out of me, but I didn't care.

"Zim I amor you no matter what my evil alien. I don't need anything but you! You make me feel alife again when I'm with you and when I was human and you still do you make me feel like I'm flying. I never want to be without Invader Zim and I'm your till the end of time."

We kissed again we were both crying even gir was crying he was por our feet.

"Zo you stay with Master?"

"Yes my little Girry I will always be with him he roubou this vampire's heart"

I kissed her again. She graphed my hands and kissed them. I pulled her head on to my chest.

"Rest now my dear love-pig we figure everything out tomorrow."

She kissed me one mais time before she fell asleep. I wraped my arms around her then I fell asleep myself happy that I had her back in my arms.
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making jantar for myself; I was in a short sleeved white blusa and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh feno Dib, what are you...
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posted by zagrfreak94
After Skool was over both zim and Gaz had decided to walk together to zim's House. They both walked in silence and felt awkward but thought it was best to keep it that way. Before they left, Gaz told Dib she wasn't coming início till 9:00 at night, and of course Dib began to think the worst. He worried of what Zim might do to her without him there to protect her but she guaranteed him that nothing will happen, knowing that Zim is smart enough not to mess with her.

Besides Gaz has a project to do and she will not risk failing it por some stupidity Dib might do that might really piss off Zim. She...
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posted by zagrfreak94
 "Congratulations you two, it's a boy"
"Congratulations you two, it's a boy"
As zim walked início from skool he has been thinking of how to encourage Lard Nar (leader of the Resisty) to assist him destroy every Irken that dared to laugh at him behind his back. The Resisty hated the Irkens too which meant it would be hard for zim to influence The Resisty to team up with him, a rival.
Zim signed at the last thought and open the door to enter his base; of course gir was in the sofá watching his Scary Monkey Show like always.

"Gir, was there any response from the resisty?"

"I donno" gir said not taking his eyes from the TV.

"I thought I told you to... Oh forget it, I'll check...
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posted by zagrfreak94
Zim stared at Gaz's reaction toward Ms. Jackson. He was impressed of how much fear the human can cause to others, he enjoyed it and at the same time it angered him because he wanted to be the one who would cause fear and destruction towards the humans.

She is not like any other filthy human on earth; she's different, in an evil kind a way. 'If Gaz were an Irken Invader she would be able to take over mais than 10 planets in a snap of her fingers' he thought as he observed her.

Gaz felt his stare and turned to face him, she gave him a glare but Zim didn't look away instead he smirked at her....
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 amor Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My coração Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A pergunta Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's coração <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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posted by InvaderCynder
(age 5)

Cynder woke up with a long yawn.she hopped off of her cama and headed for her mom and dad. they were nowhere to find in the entire mansion. she hummed "beautiful soul" to calm her nerves as she wondered around outside trying to find her parents. after five minutos she finally found them...in the graveyard. they had past away while she slept. tears came to her little eyes as she walked away. she arrived at the tallest início and burst into the room where Purple and Red were eating donuts. "i want revenge!" she screamed at the topo, início of her voice.

She began training the seguinte day. at first she...
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posted by InvaderCynder
i woke up and packed up the couch. bolinho, queque had already woken up and left. the room smelled of liver and onions. i stuck out my tongue in disgust and headed out the door."by bolinho, queque see you after Skool!" i called out. "BY MASTER!" she called back.

i bumped into somebody and we both fell over backwards."sorry!" i said quickly.it was Bell.she was a classmate now so we saw each other a lot."it's ok." she told me as she got up. i got up too and we met each others face."where you heading?" she asked out of the blue."uh...Skool." i said, almost forgetting."oh, ok. wait, it's this way?" she seemed...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"What are you doing here, Doofinsmirts?" Kat asked the Man."i thought you were dead!" he sent back."as did i, Doofy."she admitted. The platypus kicked her in the head and she fell over."Perry the Platypus! shame on you!" the man scolded. Perry shrugged.i knocked the dude down."whoa!"he screamed as he fell.the platypus nodded to me and grabbed Kat."lemme go, Perry!" she screamed, using her arm to send him flying. she was amazingly strong."as for you..." she trailed off, looking my way. she got up and ran to me, getting ready to soco me. as a reaction, i did the same. we punched each other...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"Perry the Platypus?" Kat screamed angrily in question.the platypus made the weird chirping noise again and jumped up onto a beam.and, of course, i got inspired. i flipped myself upside down and kicked Michu multiple times in the head until he fell over."Michu!" Kat cried out. i headed toward Tuff Dood." Tuff Dood, look out!" she warned the Lightopian. the platypus kick tripped her, making her fall off the beam. I saw sino jump and catch her so that she didn't fall to her death.

Tuff Dood had Zim in a head lock and Zim's neck was about to snap. "HEY TUFF DOOD!CATCH THIS!" i taunted, jump kicking...
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(This is all in Gir's point of view!)

Cynder looked as shocked as my Master looked displeased.I was still hiding behind her leg when i saw that bolinho, queque had gotten here. i guess i didn't notice."just so you know" started to play in my head, but thankfully not out loud.i wanted to run to her, but i didn't dare leave the safety of Cynder.

I looked at the girl, and suddenly started having a flashback. it was of me and her playing together. but i looked different.i was...smaller. mais S.I.R.-like.was what she said about me being stolen true? i had to know.

Finally, i let go of Cynders leg and strongly...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
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Invader Zim
Daz:Ladies And Gentelments We Present U Zim And Lard Nar Lard Nar: *Waves Hand To People*Hello There Zim:Hi Puny Humans Daz:Today They Will Do The YO MOMMA JOKES X3 Daz:Lets Begin With Zim Zim:YO MOmma Is So Fat Becuz She Eats Tuns Of lixo comida Lard Nar:Well YO MOMMA Has A Fat bunda Zim:Yoo Momma Doesent Shave EveryWhere Even Her bunda Is Furry Lard Nar:Oh Yeah Well Yo Momma Has Went To Barneys Restruant And Ate Kids comida *Gaz Appears* Gaz:KNOCK IT OFF UR MOMMAS ARE SO FAT OKKK!!! DAMN U NEVER SHUT THE FU*k Up Zim:O_o Lard Nar:O_e Gaz:*Blushes*Hehe My Bad Dib:GAZ!! Get oof The Stage!! Gaz:Okk!!...
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posted by invaderHailey
Zim's pov:

*40 minutos Later*



The sino rong the kids ran out then i walked out i sat down at the mesa, tabela then the "Liz" Human sat down seguinte to me "What are you doing?" i Say "Sitting down" "No i mean what are you doing on your LabTop?" "Listening to music" "Whats Music?" "Music is...wait...you don't know what música is?" "I mean uh....YEAH! I amor MUSIC!" "Okay...." "So whats your name?" "i'm Liz" "Yours?" "Zim"



I don't know why but this Liz is so Hot to me!Wait....what are you thinking Zim?!She's Human!And besides irkens can't have mates!My head hurt so bad i didn't know if i should make her be mine or not!Then i pastout.



Liz's pov:

All out of no where he pastout. "Zim!" isay as i shack him.Then Dib walked in "LIZ WTF ARE YOU DOING?!" "He pasted out! and i'm helping him!" "NO LIZ!! HE'S A EVIL ALIEN!!!!" "I'M STILL HELPING HIM NOW LEAVE ME ALONE DIB!!!!!!"





Sorry it's short but hope you enjoyed! :DD
posted by invaderHailey
Liz's pov:

My eyes flicked open like a light.Then i said with a sigh to myself "Today is the dia i go live with dad..." I get out of cama and packing things here and there my foster Mom walks in "Sweety come on lets go eat." She says with a smile. (Yes her foster mom is creepy eue) 'No thanks" i say "But sweety you need comida to grown to be a big girl!" She says with one of the creepiest smile. Liz: *^* Mom i'm 13 i think i know when i wan't to eat or not." i say back "Okay Suger-Stick" She says as she walks away with happly. Then i 5 minutos later i have every thing packed but my stuffed-Animal...
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this will contain zadf and zagr and a hint of datr for a warning for haters

Dib is in his room and he has the spell drive opened and it is on the shadow hog spell he is sitting on a computer chair talking on the phone
Dib: “yeah, so then he goes running out the room screaming his head off” he accidentally hits the activation button when resting his arm on the escrivaninha, mesa and the shadow hog comes out behind him “yeah, I would hate to Zim right now, ha-ha” the shadow hog zooms off out the window.

We zoom into Zim`s house the seguinte morning and gir is making waffles and Zim comes out of the toilet...
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