LIZH#1: Eev
(((Zim walks in his base after a long dia of Skool. gir runs up to him smiling.)))
Gir: Master! Guess what!
Zim: I don’t want to guess what Gir.
Gir: Well guess what anyway! *Giggles*
Robo-Mom: *Sing-song voice* He’s hooo-ooome!
(((The Robo-Parents wheel in the living room]
Robo-Dad: Son, we have something to tell you.
Zim: (O_o) …Ooookaaay….???
Robo-Mom: You have a baby sister!
(((A girl with short black hair, dark purple dress with black pants and black long sleeved camisa under dress walks in. Zim is ticked and the girl looks like she’s annoyed.)))
Zim: WHAT?!
Girl: Ugh, I REALLY don’t want to be here.
Zim: Well there’s something we have in common! I don’t want you here either!
Robo-Mom: Now honey, you need to be nice to little Zimmy!
Zim: Her name is ZIMMY?!
Girl: NO! My name ain’t Zimmy!
Zim: Get out of my house now!
Robo-Dad: Now, now son, you play nice with your sister while your mother and I go to the store.
(((Robo-Dad and Robo-Mom repeatedly crash into the wall. The girl is watching them, not saying anything.)))
Zim: …You! Human Girl! Go! NOW!
Girl: Uh, no.
Zim: WHY NOT?!
Girl: Cause I’m awesome.
Zim: ……
Girl: I live here now apparently and I ain’t going.
Zim: You just said you don’t want to be here!
Girl: I have a complicated mind.
Zim: …Did that even make sense?
Girl: I don’t know. Maybe the girl that goes por the name of ferb1o1 on some internet message boards who is typing everything we are saying is just typing.
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* HEY! No breaking the fourth wall!
Zim: ….????
Girl: See what I mean?
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* I said NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Now stop before I use my awesome writer powers to make you….wear pink!*
Girl: NO! Not PINK!
Zim: …What’s wrong with pink??? *Looks at his shirt*
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* NOW! With my amazing powers, I will make you all forget what just happened!
*Someone Singing*~~~~Making Everyone Forget What Just Happened Is Fun!~~~~
(((Zim, the girl and gir are passed out on the floor.)))
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* Hehehe! It worked! But, what was with the singing? Oh snap, I gotta go before they wake up! And why am I talking to myself?! *Poof!*
(((The girl, Gir, and Zim wake up dizzily.)))
Girl: Ugh, what happened?
Zim: I don’t know…*Sees the girl* Oh yeah, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Girl: I CAN’T. I LIVE here. Don’t you get it?!
Zim: …Nonsense! Only gir and I live here! Isn’t that right Gir?
Gir: Yep!
Girl: Well guess what! I live here now. So you’re just going to have to get over it.
Zim: I don’t want to!
A voice from outside the door: I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE ZIM!
Girl: Who’s that?
Zim: DIB…
Dib: *Busts the door down* Hah! I knew it!
Zim: Well of COURSE you knew I was in here, because IT’S AFTER SKOOL! WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE?! (>:O)
Dib: *Sees the girl* Hey! Who’s she?! Did you kidnap her?!
Girl: Uh, no. He’s my brother…
Dib: (O_O) Say what?! (:-O)
Girl: And yet he doesn’t even know my name.
Zim: I don’t really care. I just want you to get out of my HOUSE!
Girl: (>:O) ZIM! DON’T YOU GET IT?! I LIVE HERE NOW!
Dib: …When did you get a little sister???
Zim: Just a few minutos ago…
Dib: What’s her name?
Zim: Why do you care?
Dib: Because I may have to denunciar that an alien is taking care of a seven ano old to the People who take care of…Children…People…
Girl: Wow, really smart.
Dib: I forgot the name ok?!
Girl: Eev.
Zim: Say what?
Girl: My name… is Eev.
Dib: Eve?
Eev: NO. It’s Eev.
Dib: That’s what I said!
Eev: It’s spelled E-E-V. Eev.
Dib: That’s…A weird name…
Eev: So is Dib and Zim.
Gir: What about MY name? Mah name’s Gir!
Eev: gir is a cute name.
Gir: (:]) Awwww.
Dib: How come your name is “Vee” backwards?
Eev: Dude, what type of pergunta is that?! It’d be like I ask you how come your name is “Bid” backwards? Or how come Zim’s name is “Miz” Backwards?
Zim: I still don’t want you in my house!
Eev: You’re just going to have to face it. I’m your baby sister and there ain’t nothin’ you can do about it.
Zim: ……I don’t like you.
END OF LIZH#ONE.
It gets MUCH better after this…
~Vee
(((Zim walks in his base after a long dia of Skool. gir runs up to him smiling.)))
Gir: Master! Guess what!
Zim: I don’t want to guess what Gir.
Gir: Well guess what anyway! *Giggles*
Robo-Mom: *Sing-song voice* He’s hooo-ooome!
(((The Robo-Parents wheel in the living room]
Robo-Dad: Son, we have something to tell you.
Zim: (O_o) …Ooookaaay….???
Robo-Mom: You have a baby sister!
(((A girl with short black hair, dark purple dress with black pants and black long sleeved camisa under dress walks in. Zim is ticked and the girl looks like she’s annoyed.)))
Zim: WHAT?!
Girl: Ugh, I REALLY don’t want to be here.
Zim: Well there’s something we have in common! I don’t want you here either!
Robo-Mom: Now honey, you need to be nice to little Zimmy!
Zim: Her name is ZIMMY?!
Girl: NO! My name ain’t Zimmy!
Zim: Get out of my house now!
Robo-Dad: Now, now son, you play nice with your sister while your mother and I go to the store.
(((Robo-Dad and Robo-Mom repeatedly crash into the wall. The girl is watching them, not saying anything.)))
Zim: …You! Human Girl! Go! NOW!
Girl: Uh, no.
Zim: WHY NOT?!
Girl: Cause I’m awesome.
Zim: ……
Girl: I live here now apparently and I ain’t going.
Zim: You just said you don’t want to be here!
Girl: I have a complicated mind.
Zim: …Did that even make sense?
Girl: I don’t know. Maybe the girl that goes por the name of ferb1o1 on some internet message boards who is typing everything we are saying is just typing.
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* HEY! No breaking the fourth wall!
Zim: ….????
Girl: See what I mean?
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* I said NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Now stop before I use my awesome writer powers to make you….wear pink!*
Girl: NO! Not PINK!
Zim: …What’s wrong with pink??? *Looks at his shirt*
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* NOW! With my amazing powers, I will make you all forget what just happened!
*Someone Singing*~~~~Making Everyone Forget What Just Happened Is Fun!~~~~
(((Zim, the girl and gir are passed out on the floor.)))
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* Hehehe! It worked! But, what was with the singing? Oh snap, I gotta go before they wake up! And why am I talking to myself?! *Poof!*
(((The girl, Gir, and Zim wake up dizzily.)))
Girl: Ugh, what happened?
Zim: I don’t know…*Sees the girl* Oh yeah, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Girl: I CAN’T. I LIVE here. Don’t you get it?!
Zim: …Nonsense! Only gir and I live here! Isn’t that right Gir?
Gir: Yep!
Girl: Well guess what! I live here now. So you’re just going to have to get over it.
Zim: I don’t want to!
A voice from outside the door: I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE ZIM!
Girl: Who’s that?
Zim: DIB…
Dib: *Busts the door down* Hah! I knew it!
Zim: Well of COURSE you knew I was in here, because IT’S AFTER SKOOL! WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE?! (>:O)
Dib: *Sees the girl* Hey! Who’s she?! Did you kidnap her?!
Girl: Uh, no. He’s my brother…
Dib: (O_O) Say what?! (:-O)
Girl: And yet he doesn’t even know my name.
Zim: I don’t really care. I just want you to get out of my HOUSE!
Girl: (>:O) ZIM! DON’T YOU GET IT?! I LIVE HERE NOW!
Dib: …When did you get a little sister???
Zim: Just a few minutos ago…
Dib: What’s her name?
Zim: Why do you care?
Dib: Because I may have to denunciar that an alien is taking care of a seven ano old to the People who take care of…Children…People…
Girl: Wow, really smart.
Dib: I forgot the name ok?!
Girl: Eev.
Zim: Say what?
Girl: My name… is Eev.
Dib: Eve?
Eev: NO. It’s Eev.
Dib: That’s what I said!
Eev: It’s spelled E-E-V. Eev.
Dib: That’s…A weird name…
Eev: So is Dib and Zim.
Gir: What about MY name? Mah name’s Gir!
Eev: gir is a cute name.
Gir: (:]) Awwww.
Dib: How come your name is “Vee” backwards?
Eev: Dude, what type of pergunta is that?! It’d be like I ask you how come your name is “Bid” backwards? Or how come Zim’s name is “Miz” Backwards?
Zim: I still don’t want you in my house!
Eev: You’re just going to have to face it. I’m your baby sister and there ain’t nothin’ you can do about it.
Zim: ……I don’t like you.
END OF LIZH#ONE.
It gets MUCH better after this…
~Vee
Comming soon to FanPop: The invaders have landed. A war has begun. The humans are no match for the Irkans. The last part of chapter one (There will be four chapters BTW) Will be longer than the part one premire. It will have action, love, war, explosions, robots, aliens, blood, jelousy, raio, ray guns, water, and the death of an Invader Zim character. Who will it be? The people that might die are: GIR, Zim, Prof. Membraine, Gaz, Tak, but not Dib, of course. He's the person that tells the story, and it's through his eyes. But WHO WILL FACE DEATH? Find out very soon!
Note: The reason why part one was so big was because each chapter is like onr T.V. show season. Part one was the season premere, and also the beginning of chapter one. Part five will be like the season finalie of chapter one. Part six will be big, but not as big as this. Tune in soon!
Note: The reason why part one was so big was because each chapter is like onr T.V. show season. Part one was the season premere, and also the beginning of chapter one. Part five will be like the season finalie of chapter one. Part six will be big, but not as big as this. Tune in soon!
1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like criceto, hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that you know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death estrela on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill you for that one.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like criceto, hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that you know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death estrela on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill you for that one.