It was one horrible night on Planet Irk, the Irken homeplanet. There was the birth room full of millions of cloning tubes. One inperticular tube aquired a green happy face and a robot arm grabbed the tube and broke it in half. A small, green-eyed Irken smeet fell head-first to the ground. The robot arm quickly placed a Pak on his back and zapped him to life.
Robot Arm: Welcome to life, Irken child. denunciar for duty.
Irken Smeet: Can me has sammich?
Robot Arm: What? No! Get to the intellegence downloader!
The Irken Smeet walked over to the intellegence downloader and got knowlege downloaded into his pak. The smeet walked out of the booth.
Irken Smeet: I AM ZERO!
Robot Arm: Excellent. Now, you have a job to do.
Zero: Me dooooooooos?
Robot Arm: Yes.
Zero: Me dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos?
Robot Arm: YES!
Zero: What does me need to does.
Robot Arm: You must train and learn to be a true Irken. You must learn how to become vicious and horrible.
Zero: What?
Robot Arm: You need to learn how to kill and raise doom and hell.
Zero: Isn't that mean?
Robot Arm: That's the point.
Zero: OK!
Robot Arm: Also remember this, Vortians are our greatest enemy.
Zero: Gee, thanks Mister!
Robot Arm:......I'm a robot.
Zero: Can me has a sammich?
Robot Arm: NO!!
Zero: Aw, Man.
Robot Arm: Welcome to life, Irken child. denunciar for duty.
Irken Smeet: Can me has sammich?
Robot Arm: What? No! Get to the intellegence downloader!
The Irken Smeet walked over to the intellegence downloader and got knowlege downloaded into his pak. The smeet walked out of the booth.
Irken Smeet: I AM ZERO!
Robot Arm: Excellent. Now, you have a job to do.
Zero: Me dooooooooos?
Robot Arm: Yes.
Zero: Me dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos?
Robot Arm: YES!
Zero: What does me need to does.
Robot Arm: You must train and learn to be a true Irken. You must learn how to become vicious and horrible.
Zero: What?
Robot Arm: You need to learn how to kill and raise doom and hell.
Zero: Isn't that mean?
Robot Arm: That's the point.
Zero: OK!
Robot Arm: Also remember this, Vortians are our greatest enemy.
Zero: Gee, thanks Mister!
Robot Arm:......I'm a robot.
Zero: Can me has a sammich?
Robot Arm: NO!!
Zero: Aw, Man.