"Unacceptable," the Purple Tallest said sternly. "It has been 3 days and Planet Earth is still on radar."
"It was your idea to send Ume to Earth." red Tallest replied. "But do not fear, I'm sure she has everything under control. I know Ume; she's a very determined Irken."
"You know her?"
Red Tallest nodded. "She's a voluntary social adviser."
"In that case, bring me her Irken files. I must know mais information on this female..."

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OC/Invader Name: Ume ("Blossom of the Plum") (Oo-may)
Creator: Lolly4me2
Home Planet: Irk
Current Location: Earth
Current Residence: Base of Invader Zim
Assignment: "Assist...

1. I am probably the weirdest person at my school...lol
2. Never had a boy friend...-_-
3. I amor the color blue and HATE PINK!!!!!
4. My BFF's name is Lindsey, and her OC's name is Zar
5. I have a blue iPod Nano 4th Gen.
6. This doesn't have to do with me, but did you know that you can't touch all your teeth with your tongue!?
7. You just found out that number 6...is a lie!!!
8. I amor sharp things <33333 (don't let me come near your neck!!!)
9. I amor whoever invented gum <3333333333
10. I HATE THE NEW NICK SHOW FANBOY & CHUM CHUM IT SUCKS!!!!!!
11. Even if my OC is goth, I'm not :P
12. I've...

Zim: Hey, StarBurst! Come to your master!

SB: Yes, Master Zim?

Zim: *putting on his human boy look* I'm going on a date, I'll be back later.

SB: WHAT!?! 0_0 WHO!?!

Zim: I'm going out with Mar, do your chores, keep gir under control, keep the dib pig out of my lab.

(door sino rings)

Zim: *answers the door*

Mar: *hugs Zim* HEY!

Zim: So, are you ready to go?

Mar: YOU BET!

SB: *glares at Mar* >_<....

Mar: Ah! So, this is your maid?

Zim: Yes, I did not like her at all at first, but as time passed, she's a good kid.

Mar: *tryes to shake her hand*

SB: *does not shake her hand, glares more*

Mar:...

Invader Zim
Season Three
Episode One
Part One
Dib's Big Greasy Head Part One

NOTE: THIS IS fã MADE! THIS IS NOT A REAL EPISODE.

Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky showing Zim and Gir, disguised, Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky showing Zim and Gir, disguised,...

"TAG"
CREDIT GOES TO:
InvaderStickly (Creator of chapter.)
Invader Jet (Creator of Invader Jet.)
Solo28 (Creator of Invader Zero.)

It all started when two Invaders, Jet and Zero, got bored. Jet walked over to Zero. "What do you wanna do?" he said. "I dunno." he said. He gasped. He saw one object that changed his life. He could have sworn he heard heaven's música playing... he saw... a taco... "MINE!" he yelled. He picked the taco off of the ground and at it whole. "I'm hungry." Jet said. "Get comida from earth." Jet looked confused. "There's comida on earth?" he asked. "There's comida EVERYWHERE!"...