Part Two- From Afar
"Spying on Cuddy and the P.I. again," Wilson said as he took a assento in the cafetaria.
"She can't really think he's that funny. Well, funny looking but..."
"Oh, I see. No one can be as comedically gifted as a certain caustic doctor with a limp."
"Exactly."
"House, you have a problem."
"What? Me?"
"You know how to throw sand in a girl's eyes and tell her she's a stupid face, but unfortunately that girl is a grown woman and won't swoon at your shoddy attempts to woo her."
"I have never in my life tried to woo Cuddy."
"I seem to remember a certain correia, fio dental expedition taking place a few months ago."
"I already explained the point of that. I needed to see who would go the extra mile to thwart the Medusa, with the title, Dean of medicine."
"You like her."
"Says the man who wanted to see her naked."
"I took her to a play.."
"And an art exhibit."
"Wow, I can't spend time with a close friend without there being a covert plan to sleep with her?"
"Now you've got it!"
"Jeez, you're the master of deflection in this conversation. You almost had me forget that,you like her."
Shaking his head, House started looking at the couple once more.
"She's wearing a new dress. If her outift gets any tighter nothing will keep Mary-Kate and Ashley from spilling out."
"You named her breasts after the Olsen twins?"
"I'm surprised that you're surprised por that."
"Come clean already. I always knew you liked her. I can see it being hard for you to admit it because of the past...with Stacy."
"Stacy was a long time ago..."
"Yes, she was. Maybe it's time to explore something new."
Wilson got up to leave. House continued to stare at Cuddy. She looked like she was having a good conversation, too good of a conversation. It was time for him to become a much needed third wheel.
"Spying on Cuddy and the P.I. again," Wilson said as he took a assento in the cafetaria.
"She can't really think he's that funny. Well, funny looking but..."
"Oh, I see. No one can be as comedically gifted as a certain caustic doctor with a limp."
"Exactly."
"House, you have a problem."
"What? Me?"
"You know how to throw sand in a girl's eyes and tell her she's a stupid face, but unfortunately that girl is a grown woman and won't swoon at your shoddy attempts to woo her."
"I have never in my life tried to woo Cuddy."
"I seem to remember a certain correia, fio dental expedition taking place a few months ago."
"I already explained the point of that. I needed to see who would go the extra mile to thwart the Medusa, with the title, Dean of medicine."
"You like her."
"Says the man who wanted to see her naked."
"I took her to a play.."
"And an art exhibit."
"Wow, I can't spend time with a close friend without there being a covert plan to sleep with her?"
"Now you've got it!"
"Jeez, you're the master of deflection in this conversation. You almost had me forget that,you like her."
Shaking his head, House started looking at the couple once more.
"She's wearing a new dress. If her outift gets any tighter nothing will keep Mary-Kate and Ashley from spilling out."
"You named her breasts after the Olsen twins?"
"I'm surprised that you're surprised por that."
"Come clean already. I always knew you liked her. I can see it being hard for you to admit it because of the past...with Stacy."
"Stacy was a long time ago..."
"Yes, she was. Maybe it's time to explore something new."
Wilson got up to leave. House continued to stare at Cuddy. She looked like she was having a good conversation, too good of a conversation. It was time for him to become a much needed third wheel.