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como eu conheci sua mãe Ten Most Awesome Barney Stinson frases according to www.pastermagazine.com. Your favourite? FULL frases IN COMMENTS

61 fans picked:

4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl

41%

3. It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intol

23%

1. Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits a

10%

5. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a segundo awesome glan

6. God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot

8. Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the worl

10. Here's the mini-cherry on topo, início of the regular cereja on topo, início of the sundae o

2. Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be mais accurate, you probably can'

7. Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. oi Babe Ru

9. suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.

leytonfaan_18 posted over a year ago

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	leytonfaan_18 picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: 1. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!” 2. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!” 3. “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!” 4. “Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.” 5. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.” 6. “God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.” 7. “Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let's not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America's laughed enough.” 8. “Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.” 9. “Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.” 10. “Here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.” posted over a year ago. last edited over a year ago

	cicino1 picked 3. It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intol: I Also LOVE The Jesus One :D Lol God! I Love Barney!!!! posted over a year ago.

	ritergrl picked 3. It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intol: This and the Jesus one are just pure win posted over a year ago.

	Jennifer1985 picked 3. It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intol: They're all great but I love the legendary one the most. Also it kinda makes me sad because it made me realize once again how much I miss Barney being too liberal with the word legendary. The Jesus quote comes in second 'cause that's the one I laughed the most at. posted over a year ago.

	gracery picked 7. Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. oi Babe Ru: LMFAO. And 4 and 6. :D posted over a year ago.

	Buffygirl1988 picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: My favorite Barney moment ever XD posted over a year ago.

	cruz picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: Which episode is the Jesus quote from? Now I so want to rewatch that moment :) posted over a year ago.

	nphturtle picked 2. Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be mais accurate, you probably can': The Jesus one is from the Three Days Rule. He was explaining why to wait three days and that Jesus came up with the rule. posted over a year ago.

	shieldmaiden picked 6. God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot: LOOVE this one, especially the way NPH delivers it :) Also love the Jesus one and of course legen-wait for it-dary :) posted over a year ago.

	crazychlo picked 5. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a segundo awesome glan: Barney's quotes OWN all. posted over a year ago.

	SuitUp_Freddiex picked 8. Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the worl: ALL. posted over a year ago.

	joejonasislove picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: lol love that one but they're all awesome. barney! <3 posted over a year ago.

	backtoblack picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: I was cracking up much during that whole speech!Probably best moment on the show!LMAO. posted over a year ago.

	HouseOfficeFan7 picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: wow, ancient dialog sounds so stilted now... posted over a year ago.

	pietruszka picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: I freaking love this one! posted over a year ago.

	Popcornfan picked 4. jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had onl: Also #5 and #3 posted over a year ago.