Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have por now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What You Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...

I'm trying to compile a huge list of frases - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant conselhos Wilson offers. frases from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of frases there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if you have anything you want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope you enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please comment any you may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...

I’m devastated like I’m sure many of you are, but I think season 7’s “Bombshells”, while not a typical House episode AT ALL, was amazingly written and a very cool chance for everyone involved in House MD to branch out a little bit. People are extremely mixed about this episode, some amor it and some hate it and a great majority of that has to do with the very eloquent dream sequences that the show decided to explore. This artigo is going to attempt to break down each dream sequence and get at the message the writers were intending with each dream.

The basic idea of the dreams were...

**Spoiler Alert***
This is just a general outline of what I believe to be the best episodes of House. Went into a lot of detail with the best ones, not so much with others. * means best episode of that season, and ** means best episode period.

Season 1

“Everybody Lies”
How it all started, this episode gives you a general idea of what the cast is like, not to mention House’s prickly bedside manner and his reasons for hiring Cameron, Foreman, and Chase.

“The Socratic Method”
One of the most interesting patients that House treats, Lucy Palmero is a supposed scyzophrenic who came to critical...

Facts About the Show

+ Hugh Laurie, who plays House on the show, is actually British. He's starred in many British comedy films and televisão series' but House is his first American televisão endeavor.

+ Hugh Laurie is also a writer (he's written a novel called The Gun Seller), a musician (he plays a number of instruments) and rides a motorcycle.

+ Jennifer Morrison, who plays Dr. Cameron, is actually a blond.

+ During Hugh Laurie's audition, David costa says that Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want: an American guy." Singer was completely unaware...

Found this list somewhere awhile atrás and I had posted it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in amor with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: You should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. You don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...